What do you you say to a chick you don't know?

**TheSauceisHot** · 07-10-2009, 02:46 AM

You're at a bar, or a club, or a party. There's a chick you're interested in. How do you chat her up?

Let's see what kind of game you guys have.

**7399martyn** · 07-10-2009, 02:50 AM

"why arent we making out?"

**NeonJesus** · 07-10-2009, 02:53 AM

Hi, my name is <name>. I just wanted to let you know that your <noun> is/are <adjective>, but you probably get that alot huh. (smiling is important, a joke would be plus)

omfg i dont know **** i never speak to girls girls have cootiees ew

**skoh** · 07-10-2009, 02:53 AM

if I wasn't gay you'd so be my type (no homo)

works everytime

**robbiez88** · 07-10-2009, 03:09 AM

Hey if ur not doing anything later do u mind making me a sandwich u dumb filthy lil hoe bag. GTFO this aint the kitchen.

**stavs16** · 07-10-2009, 03:10 AM

just say hey i'm

a

Age: 18
Stats: 5'7", 140 lbs

bodybuilder

**Expendable** · 07-10-2009, 03:18 AM

'accidently' bump into her and be like "woops, sorry" then she'll probably be like "thats ok". then you say "great party huh, anyway my name is ____, whats yours?" the rest is up to you. if shes annoyed from you bumping into her then be like "hey listen, lemme make it up to you somehow, want me to get you a drink?"

if its in a club, challenge her to a dance-off. afterwards be like "wow, you dance really good. i aint seen you around here before, whats your name?". the rest is up to you.

**LankedOut** · 07-10-2009, 03:19 AM

Get on your knees.

**ScottishLewis** · 07-10-2009, 03:26 AM

and propose to her

wut

**StevenNevets** · 07-10-2009, 03:32 AM

lol@you asking teen misc

you know people who never talked to a girl before are just going to bs retarded answers right?

**ScottishLewis** · 07-10-2009, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by StevenNevets

lol@you asking teen misc

you know people who never talked to a girl before are just going to bs retarded answers right?

justttttttt like this one ^

HAHA

**Jordan4690** · 07-10-2009, 04:07 AM

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

**dunkalicious** · 07-10-2009, 04:37 AM

nothing

**Taco_bell_bulk** · 07-10-2009, 05:00 AM

i sit in the corner and stare, until she catches me, then i look away fast and pretend it never happened, but we both know it did and the awkwardness is noticeable, if she comes up and starts talking to me or asks if i was looking ill be all like "no.. (voice breaks and i seem like a douche)" so then ill try to blend in with the crowd until the party is over and i get a lift home, next day ill log onto the teen misc and tell everyone how i failed and then everyone will be all like "pull your dick out next time" or "she cant say no if shes dead", ill read a bunch of utter bull**** PUA stuff in the RH section, and preach it to clueless teens over the internet. (much like myself behind the e-sex god disguise), and ill be a virgin until i die a lonely death and say its by choice or lie and say ive had a billion super models at once so i don't seem like a loser.

the end.

**SaL..** · 07-10-2009, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Jordan4690

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

winner

**Acere** · 07-10-2009, 05:25 AM

'U mad I spiked your drink? Bye bye'

**Infusco** · 07-10-2009, 05:33 AM

In after regurgitations of recycled pick-up lines.

**kaze06** · 07-10-2009, 05:36 AM

Introduce yourself, start a conversation.

Seriously, it's not a complicated process. You don't need some fancy internet pickup lines she's probably heard 30 times before.

**Acere** · 07-10-2009, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by kaze06

Introduce yourself, start a conversation.

Seriously, it's not a complicated process. You don't need some fancy internet pickup lines she's probably heard 30 times before.

U mad my line's original?

**mightypigeon** · 07-10-2009, 06:01 AM

I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give us a shot, pointy elbows and all.

Works every time

**JakeB1093** · 07-10-2009, 07:04 AM

i was just sitting over there in that dark corner stroking my unusually large penis while looking at you. *pause* would you like to come to my house, and hang out in my dungeon for the night, or maybe until i murder you??

**gaz5923** · 07-10-2009, 07:10 AM

How much does a polar bear weigh?
(duno)
Enugh to break the ice....sup im <name>
lmao always makes me laugh, its that **** u'll probz get a laugh n can turn it round in a good way

but on the serious note, there is no set way, jus go with the flow...use iniciative

**WinterWolf** · 07-10-2009, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by gaz5923

How much does a polar bear weigh?
(duno)
Enugh to break the ice....sup im <name>
lmao always makes me laugh, its that **** u'll probz get a laugh n can turn it round in a good way

but on the serious note, there is no set way, jus go with the flow...use iniciative

If I heard a guy say that I would laugh so hard. Not because it's funny, but because someone thought it would be a good idea to walk up to a girl and say that.

**dunkalicious** · 07-10-2009, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by dunkalicious

nothing

nobody quoted and said x2. I guess I fail

**WinterWolf** · 07-10-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by dunkalicious

nobody quoted and said x2. I guess I fail

x2.

**gaz5923** · 07-10-2009, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by WinterWolf

If I heard a guy say that I would laugh so hard. Not because it's funny, but because someone thought it would be a good idea to walk up to a girl and say that.

note the fact "its that ****" lmao

**southbankwulf** · 07-10-2009, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Expendable

'accidently' bump into her and be like "woops, sorry" then she'll probably be like "thats ok". then you say "great party huh, anyway my name is ____, whats yours?" the rest is up to you. if shes annoyed from you bumping into her then be like "hey listen, lemme make it up to you somehow, want me to get you a drink?"

if its in a club, challenge her to a dance-off. afterwards be like "wow, you dance really good. i aint seen you around here before, whats your name?". the rest is up to you.

that only works becuase your 155lbs and the girl is probably bigger than you. bumping into a girl at 280lbs has the result of epic failure.

**Taco_bell_bulk** · 07-10-2009, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by southbankwulf

that only works becuase your 155lbs and the girl is probably bigger than you. bumping into a girl at 280lbs has the result of epic failure.

he is also a homo.

**southbankwulf** · 07-10-2009, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Taco_bell_bulk

he is also a homo.

true dat^^

and srs answer "you got a light" works well.

**Taco_bell_bulk** · 07-10-2009, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by southbankwulf

true dat^^

and srs answer "you got a light" works well.

or "what you drinking?" can stem into a pretty good convo if you aren't a nervous **** face.

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