the official things you learnt the hard way thread

[yodamotion]

even when u dont want to, listen to the misc advice they know what theyr talkin about from experience. im following the misc advice on relationshp now,not my blind judgement. i'm misc guided now.

[Hardnutcheck]

- No matter how easy a girl seems. Asking her right off the bat if she "Sucks dick", will not end well.

[brah.sensation]

I learned the hard way Dave chappelle wont do anymore shows ever. I cried a little when I received a baseball bat hit on my head with it written on it

[iCookie]

I learned that I have piriformis syndrome.

I learned it the hard way, by paying up to $1000 to get useless doctors to tell me to 'quit lifting weight' when the solution is to just sit on a tennis ball for 10min a day.

[dankdankdank]

the cake is indeed, a lie.

[BrawnySwoleman]

--Just because you breezed through high school (even AP classes), doesn't mean you can get away with the same in college
--I don't care how sore your legs are, never put Icy Hot on your inner thigh
--If you're going to smoke weed, stay hydrated

[dankdankdank]

--Just because you breezed through high school (even AP classes), doesn't mean you can get away with the same in college
--I don't care how sore your legs are, never put Icy Hot on your inner thigh
--If you're going to smoke weed, stay hydrated

1 brownie is good.
2 brownies are awesome.
6 brownies...whoa

[doworkgetbig]

bump on great thread

[dankdankdank]

potential (Rare) thread. May evolve into [Epic] if reach several more pages.

Bump...i hate bumping but i've already contributed alot.

hmm..


"Steel-Toe boots...not always a good idea." (personal friend, lost 3 toes.)

[Shells88]

money doesn't buy happiness

[yodamotion]

money doesn't buy happiness

shells

[Hardnutcheck]

money doesn't buy happiness

Buys everything else.

[Sephiroth.]

Don't try to rape your boss in the bathroom.

[Rozzah]

drugs, alcohol, and bishes are for christmas, lifting is for life.

[PetethePianist]

if a girl will cheat on her bf with you, she's gonna do the same to you
it is NOT ok to randomly break into song in NE philly
NEVER snort protein powder
yes, maybe and idk mean NO. 'i guess' and 'fine' mean yes but i'm a bitch.
yellow pajama bottoms WILL make you stand out in a crowd (epic story for this)
euro lights will just get you tailed by cops
if you doubt she's 18, don't hesitate to ask for ID
go ahead and call your gf a bitch/whore when you're mad but NEVER call her stupid.

[yodamotion]

its all about me. no longer trying to please ma bishes first.

[Kylewell]

Credit cards are evil, self control is tough...working on it
Don't take anything for granted

[The_Realist]

money doesn't buy happiness

no sh*t, be original.

[pedobearu_aware]

if a girl will cheat on her bf with you, she's gonna do the same to you
it is NOT ok to randomly break into song in NE philly
NEVER snort protein powder
yes, maybe and idk mean NO. 'i guess' and 'fine' mean yes but i'm a bitch.
yellow pajama bottoms WILL make you stand out in a crowd (epic story for this)
euro lights will just get you tailed by cops
if you doubt she's 18, don't hesitate to ask for ID
go ahead and call your gf a bitch/whore when you're mad but NEVER call her stupid.

Story. Now.

[Doug1992]

-take a **** before a big TEST, especially when your sick.

[dankdankdank]

Story. Now.

I second this.

Thoroughly intrigued, my good sir.

[Shells88]

no sh*t, be original.

op said learned the hard way. original or not, its the biggest lesson i've learned thus far in my adult life

[Buff Matt]

wear condoms

[The_Realist]

op said learned the hard way. original or not, its the biggest lesson i've learned thus far in my adult life

i dont give a flyin FUK what OP said, BE ORIGINAL

[palepal]

Don't put a sock on your cock and fap... did this the first few times i ever fapped (prob around 12-13) and got pretty much brush burn

if you drink, try and find the right amount for you where you have fun but are still under control... waking up with puke in your bed having no idea how it got there, sucks, finding out you did some dumb **** can suck even worse

don't let others tell you what you should/should not do... do what you please, who are others to judge

don't always believe what you hear about people/things

[DGreekStallion]

Don't drink ****ty liquors.

****ty liquors= awful hangover.

Stick to good **** such as:

Grey Goose, Padron, Titos, Etc.

[Blowmahheadoff]

Don't drink ****ty liquors.

****ty liquors= awful hangover.

Stick to good **** such as:

Grey Goose, Padron, Titos, Etc.

You got funny farmers tan on yer armz, brah.. lulz.

[DGreekStallion]

You got funny farmers tan on yer armz, brah.. lulz.

I know lol....

I'm strong as **** so I don't care, tbh.

[El Matatan]

if you give a hooker money to get some weed... shes not coming back.

[poms302]

Never bong an entire pint of rum if you have already had a couple drinks that day

Geese really can hurt you

If she tells you she is a squirter, don't bang her in your car, (srs)

If she has fake boobies...she is probably crazy

Jumping out of a Envoy going 30mph is not going to end well, bruise on hip for 2 months

If you go to Mardi Gras, don't bring a video camera, still photos are bad enough

Don't go cliff diving in a foreign country unless you have a back-up bathing suit