the official things you learnt the hard way thread

[skim_brad]

i'll start off:

-don't get soap in your pee hole.
-women are mental.

[user12648206321544]

i'll start off:

-don't get soap in your pee hole.
-women are mental.

that pretty much sums it up

[vik_man]

-don't put deep heat on ur ballz
-don't shave ur ballz completely (stubble = death)

[headinahole]

If she doesn't look like a cop, she prolly is.

You think it's worth 5-10, it's not.

[RC2008]

they're only your friends until you land in trouble

[Caspahh]

Do NOT masturbate using shampoo.

Or hand soap.

[skim_brad]

Do NOT masturbate using shampoo.

Or hand soap.

havent tried this one, what happens?

[chitown_rydah]

I get soap in my wee wee all the time, does it burn or sunt'n?

[lumnite]

lifes a bitch

[skim_brad]

I get soap in my wee wee all the time, does it burn or sunt'n?

im just guessing its the soap, cause if i go for a slash later it stings.

[franchise16]

-My dick does NOT fit into a shampoo bottle
-Olive oil does NOT make good lube
-Smell your fingers before you decide to eat a chick out
-The plan B pill costs 40 bucks
-Buying a brand new car off the lot and selling it a year later IS expensive

[Bramble]

a body is not as easy to hide as once thought

[franchise16]

-franchise16 is a cheater in COD4

whats your GT man? I played all day but no misc'ers were on

[X-TRAsmedium]

the shampoo bottle does not fit in your butt
using olive oil to help the shampoo go in your butt doesnt work

[mmmacca]

thumbs+guillotines dont mix

[Baboun]

cheating at school works
but later you get ****ed because you didn't learn ****

[franchise16]

-I DO get bad whiskey dick
-I CANT smoke a half ounce of weed by myself in a night
-1 pot cookie is good, 2 is not
-I CANT funnel a 40 of Colt45 without puking in my sink
-Drinking a 26'er of Sambuca WILL make me puke my guts out
-Stealing beer from a guy who trains MMA WILL get me beat up

[NC_RudeBoi]

if you decide one day to use Stamina-Rx....use only one pill or else be prepared to have a 24hour boner!

[Vic1ous]

If you haven't taken a shit for three days, that fart you feel coming is not a fart

[franchise16]

-Russian girls are sketchy and WILL jack your apartment key ad leave before you wake up
-Pricking a massive pimple on your face with a needle WILL make it worse and more obvious
-If you **** your friends sister he WILL find out

[Baboun]

blue balls hurt, more than expected - do not leave til finished

[elmariachii]

-Dont go on a date on an empty stomach, specially if ur stomach makes voices when empty

- American girls are the fastest in dropping their panties

[displacement421]

oblige the 'you have the right to remain silent'.
cops are not your friends, no matter how much they try or seem to be.

[thelastpolarbear]

-You will get no where if you train like a f*ckin animal but you eat like a b*tch
I basically wasted a year of my life busting my ass in the gym with ****ty results, because of my diet.

-When you start lifting, use freeweights not machines.
This too. I wasted a good 6 months of lifting using machines for bench press and not doing any squats/deads/dips/pullups. Im willing to bet Id be lifting a good 40 pounds more if I started with free weights.

[franchise16]

lulz i want to hear this story

It's pretty self explanatory man lol guy left bag of beer un attended, me and 3 guys steal and leave with it, drink it all, call him on my cell with number blocked burping into the phone yelling thanks for the beer, agree to meet up for 3 vs 3 brawl, MMA guy goes straight for me because i was the biggest, got my shirt ripped in half, fat lip, bloody nose, black eye, choked on the ground punched numerous times in the face, kept coming back for more, after about 4 beatings i learned my lesson and walked away tail between my legs.

He weighed about 165 btw

[UBeenTangoed]

if you drive your mates car uninsured on a highway with a broken back windscreen with 4 wasted lads and 300 pills in the back, it WILL NOT end well

[cramsmack]

It's pretty self explanatory man lol guy left bag of beer un attended, me and 3 guys steal and leave with it, drink it all, call him on my cell with number blocked burping into the phone yelling thanks for the beer, agree to meet up for 3 vs 3 brawl, MMA guy goes straight for me because i was the biggest, got my shirt ripped in half, fat lip, bloody nose, black eye, choked on the ground punched numerous times in the face, kept coming back for more, after about 4 beatings i learned my lesson and walked away tail between my legs.

He weighed about 165 btw

lol, **** son

[NC_RudeBoi]

It's pretty self explanatory man lol guy left bag of beer un attended, me and 3 guys steal and leave with it, drink it all, call him on my cell with number blocked burping into the phone yelling thanks for the beer, agree to meet up for 3 vs 3 brawl, MMA guy goes straight for me because i was the biggest, got my shirt ripped in half, fat lip, bloody nose, black eye, choked on the ground punched numerous times in the face, kept coming back for more, after about 4 beatings i learned my lesson and walked away tail between my legs.

He weighed about 165 btw

lol!
cool story bro!

[franchise16]

-Snorting half an 80 mg oxy WILL make me puke for 7 hours straight
-I can get 10 footlocker tshirts for the price of 1 Abercrombie tshirt
-If you dont pay cable for 4 months and dont answer your phone when they call they WILL cut you off and you WILL have to pay a massive re activation fee

[JayMacD83]

Respect your parents but remember they often dont know what they're talking about lol