Sometimes it may be difficult to determine whether your behavior is that of a whiteknight or just decent. My rule is if your not sure act like a twat just to be on the safe side, regardless some broskis fall into the realms of whiteknight without even realizing but don't worry the misc brahs are always here to help steer you away from this beta behavior.
So without further delay here are some tell tale signs that you are becoming a whiteknight.
music:
WK often use music to express their pain at giving a girl so much and receiving so little. If you find yourself staring into space thinking about her whilst listening to some depressing ass song alarm bells should be ringing.
Typical White knightish tune
Typical non white knightish tune
General conversation:
WK are renowned for beating around the bush and not saying what they actually think instead they cover their real thoughts with stupid compliments. WK also notice things that your typical man would not (see below)
Typical white knightish sentence to a girl: You look fantastic did you get your hair done?
Typical non white knightish sentence to a girl: I'm hungry/horny
Facebook comments:
white knights are renowned for using facebook as a platform for their vomit inducing behavior, extreme cases can cross over into the realm of "Knepping" named after the infamous Charles Knepp. They even post this shiz on pics of ugly/fat girls which I believe is the reason for these whales with attitude we see so often.
Typical WK fb comment: OMG you look so amazing you deserve to be treated like a princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tpical non WK fb comment:
Relations with teh wimmenz:
If you are over 17 and spend a lot of time with one girl and your not fcking her you my friend are more than likely a whiteknight of course there are exceptions you could just be a phaggot. If your activities include shopping and other gay **** you are white knightin. If she feels comfortable having you around all her girlfriends (especially if they're getting ready) your a beta whiteknight, if you where alpha she would be worried you might fck her friends given the chance (which you would of course).
These are just general guidelines please feel free to add to it I believe we should try our best to help these brahs. There's nothing more painful than watching a whiteknight try and get some.
Shortly after Boyscout brought the people of the Misc out of Egypt, they traveled through the desert to Dubai where they camped in front of Mount Dubious. Mount Dubious, also called Mount Whorlakitchen, is a very significant place. There Boyscout met and spoke with Badboy2, telling him why he had rescued the Misc from Egypt. For Boyscout had chosen these people to be made into a holy nation of priests for bodybuilding.com, his treasured possession.
One day Boyscout called Badboy2 to the top of the mountain and he gave him the first part of his new system of laws for his people - the Miscommandments.
*The Miscommandments*
#1: Thou Shalt not WhiteKnight
#2: If thou art a woman, thou shalt post only from the kitchen
#3: Thou shalt know the drill
#4: Thou shalt rep worthy posts
#5: If you talk about a problem or any situation pertaining to a woman (girlfriend, girl you like, sister, mom, infant daughter, etc.), you better post pics.
#6: Starting a thread pertaining to females without pics/vids = instant ph@ggotry
#7: Red = Opinion Invalid
#8: No Pics = This Never Happened
#9: Breaking an "are you aware" chain shall result in immediate disciplinary action punishable by negs.
#10: If thou art a woman, thou shalt post a spoon pic
These were followed with a bunch of Miscommandments from the prophets in Lemiscitus, some of which are disputed as the true word of Boyscout, considered archaic, anti-French and excessively sexist. Naturally, heretics burn in the red forever:
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If you dont tell a female member to make you a sammich everytime she posts...thou shalt be whiteknight potential
Quote:
Don't ever defend the french
Quote:
Thou shall not report trolls if they are providing the lulz
Quote:
When ancient cavemen carved their first misc. section into a cave wall, the first rule they created was that cavewomen had to either show tits to GTFO.
Quote:
Thou shalt not mock the bearer of the Wolf Shirt
Quote:
Thou shalt not lie with another man as with a woman, unless that man is Klaus Rii (good taste)
And thousands of years later, these commandments were retold in simpler form by the son of Boyscout. (pbuh)
And Jeep Brah said to him "You shall love the Misc with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind." This is the greatest and first commandment. And a second is like it: "You shall love your fellow miscer as yourself, unless thou art red, whiteknight or woman." On these two commandments hang all the law and the glory of the Misc.
James Blunt commanded a tank squad in Iraq. He is a black knight. For srs IRL.
I wasn't commenting on the man just the song, although it does raise an interesting question: If someone is alpha in every way but chooses to be a whiteknight, are they still alpha?
I would argue that every beta action must have at least an equal and opposite alpha action, so for example if you were to whiteknight you must risk your life for you're country, punch a bear in the face or some kind of similar activity
lol so many white knights on facebook it disgusts me. One 5/10 posted a pic and this WK said that she was "amazingly gorgeous", I was like wtf? Anytime a girl posts a self pic, the WK crew comes around.
I have white knighted in the past and when I think of those moments (years later) I still hate myself for it. And usually start screaming at myself (generally happens on the car)
That why I don't WK anymore cause I don't want to hate myself in the morning.
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin
these mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
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