06-18-2009, 07:21 AM
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Youre making out with a 12 year old girl at her house and then her dad walks in...
What would you do?
assuming he is a 5'6 manlet
06-18-2009, 07:22 AM
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Insert cool words here...
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Her dad would be like my age?
Play some COD4 with them.
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06-18-2009, 07:23 AM
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I wouldn't make out with a 12 year old.
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06-18-2009, 07:23 AM
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after i cleaned up wiht the daughter id pound his ass without lube (ma
06-18-2009, 07:24 AM
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Assuming I'm a 6'9, Ben Wallace looking mofo I would do nothing lol. (no pedo for being there, wut)
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06-18-2009, 07:25 AM
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double team that hoe! (no pedo)
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06-18-2009, 07:26 AM
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"She told me she was 18!"
06-18-2009, 07:26 AM
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finish off?
06-18-2009, 07:27 AM
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Son, i am dissapoint
06-18-2009, 07:29 AM
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Is he Chris hansen?
06-18-2009, 07:29 AM
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Quote:
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I wouldn't make out with a 12 year old.
This^^^, but speaking "hypothetically" of course, I would just look at him & say "hey buddy, wait your turn..."
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06-18-2009, 09:56 PM
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I wouldn't make out with a 12 year old.
why must u turn every thread into a house of lies?
06-18-2009, 10:10 PM
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I'd probably have a seat right there.
06-18-2009, 10:15 PM
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Would he offer me milk and cookies then read my transcript?
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06-18-2009, 10:16 PM
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06-18-2009, 10:17 PM
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hahaha wondered how long it would take to see his face
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She is 12 and what is this?
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06-18-2009, 10:18 PM
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She is 12 and what is this?
will jersey rep on recharge
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06-18-2009, 10:18 PM
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whatever I do, I would NOT have a seat on that stool.
06-18-2009, 10:22 PM
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ask him to join in
06-18-2009, 10:23 PM
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I wouldn't be making out with a ****ing 12 year old.
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06-18-2009, 10:25 PM
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What would you do?
assuming he is a 5'6 manlet
tell him hes late.
06-18-2009, 10:27 PM
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before you do anything, just wanna tell you that you have a really beautiful daugther.
06-18-2009, 10:28 PM
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WTF are you doing making ouyt with a pre-teen?
I wouldn't be in said situation unless I was 12 myself.
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06-18-2009, 10:29 PM
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yes, and where's your wife?
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06-18-2009, 10:29 PM
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06-18-2009, 10:30 PM
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Quote:
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What would you do?
assuming he is a 5'6 manlet
I would ask him how tall he is cause we look the same height..
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06-18-2009, 10:31 PM
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06-18-2009, 10:32 PM
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As I work at a before and after school center and know what the average 12 year old looks like no way in hell would I hook up with one.
06-19-2009, 01:17 AM
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Quote:
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WTF are you doing making ouyt with a pre-teen?
showing her the world, chico.
Quote:
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I would ask him how tall he is cause we look the same height..
lol
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