The *Official* Ask Skippy ANYTHING Thread...

**sawastea** · 11-17-2006, 08:13 AM

This is a Q&A with Skippy. He will answer all your questions!

**Haywood Jablome** · 11-17-2006, 08:14 AM

is this really the official thread??

**IRONMANN1** · 11-17-2006, 08:15 AM

Yo Skippy when we hitting the gym man?

**SwoleMayne** · 11-17-2006, 08:16 AM

who runs it?

**suture** · 11-17-2006, 08:16 AM

Dear Skippy,

Why is it that Sawastea seems to be infatuated with you??? Is there something we should know about??

Respecfully

Little Timmy

**Budweiser** · 11-17-2006, 08:21 AM

Why is the sky blue and the stars white?

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Haywood Jablome

is this really the official thread??

Yes

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by IRONMANN1

Yo Skippy when we hitting the gym man?

When I get motivated enough. Forge is working that.

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleMayne

who runs it?

it? Too ambiguous. Even the Star Trek computer would have trouble with that one.

**NosLliWhsoj** · 11-17-2006, 08:25 AM

Hey skip, Ive always wanted to know, where do babies come from?

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by suture

Dear Skippy,

Why is it that Sawastea seems to be infatuated with you??? Is there something we should know about??

Respecfully

Little Timmy

Dear Timmy,

When a man is attracted to another man, he sometimes gets these feelings and certain parts of his body feel kinda funny...

**Geoff_Saari** · 11-17-2006, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by sawastea

This is a Q&A with Skippy. He will answer all your questions!

che , veo que sos bonarense , le vas al Boca ?

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Budweiser

Why is the sky blue and the stars white?

The sky is blue because it reflects off the ocean. The stars are white so we can differentiate the night.

**Haywood Jablome** · 11-17-2006, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by skippy

Dear Timmy,

When a man is attracted to another man, he sometimes gets these feelings and certain parts of his body feel kinda funny...

'ha ha' funny??

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by NosLliWhsoj

Hey skip, Ive always wanted to know, where do babies come from?

Storks.

**JACKIECHANFAN** · 11-17-2006, 08:27 AM

Skippy, why does it hurt when I stick my thumb in my eye?

Thanks for your help.

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by Geoff_Saari

che , veo que sos bonarense , le vas al Boca ?

sprechen sie deutsch?

**Lothar** · 11-17-2006, 08:29 AM

Skippy,

Why is it that all of these "girls" who have all registered here within the past month or two have such high rep points? They all mysteriously have high post counts in the Misc. (we all know girls don't come here), have very revealing avatars, have pornstar-like names, and seem to know an awful lot about the regular happenings/sayings of BB.com Misc in their first few days of registration. I'm not the only one here that finds this odd. So why is it, for example, a female member who just joined (I won't name names) has a post count of 290 and a rep count of 285?

BPP, watch out, you are about to be overthrown by "women".

**IRONMANN1** · 11-17-2006, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by skippy

The sky is blue because it reflects off the ocean. The stars are white so we can differentiate the night.

Skippy got rhyming skillz

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by JACKIECHANFAN

Skippy, why does it hurt when I stick my thumb in my eye?

Thanks for your help.

Try putting your thumb in another orifice.

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by Lothar

Skippy,

Why is it that all of these "girls" who have all registered here within the past month or two have such high rep points? They all mysteriously have high post counts in the Misc. (we all know girls don't come here), have very revealing avatars, have pornstar-like names, and seem to know an awful lot about the regular happenings/sayings of BB.com Misc in their first few days of registration. I'm not the only one here that finds this odd. So why is it, for example, a female member who just joined (I won't name names) has a post count of 290 and a rep count of 285?

BPP, watch out, you are about to be overthrown by "women".

If you really have to ask that question, you may not properly understand the differences between men and women.

**IRONMANN1** · 11-17-2006, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by Lothar

Skippy,

Why is it that all of these "girls" who have all registered here within the past month or two have such high rep points? They all mysteriously have high post counts in the Misc. (we all know girls don't come here), have very revealing avatars, have pornstar-like names, and seem to know an awful lot about the regular happenings/sayings of BB.com Misc in their first few days of registration. I'm not the only one here that finds this odd. So why is it, for example, a female member who just joined (I won't name names) has a post count of 290 and a rep count of 285?

BPP, watch out, you are about to be overthrown by "women".

who gives a fock?

**RACKITUP** · 11-17-2006, 08:30 AM

What colour underwear am I wearing?

**Control?** · 11-17-2006, 08:30 AM

Dear skippy,

How can I get with my prude girlfriend? We've been going out for about 2 years now, and she hasn't even yet held my hand or kissed me on the cheek. Every time I go for her, she always runs away and screams, "RAPE!" What can I do? I was thinking about kidnapping her, tie her down on my bed, take off her clothes, and put my penis inside her vagina. What do you believe in the best solution to this dilemma?

Truly yours,
Confused and h0rneh

**Lothar** · 11-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by IRONMANN1

who gives a fock?

Sorry, I didn't know you were also Skippy.

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by RACKITUP

What colour underwear am I wearing?

The last time you showed me it was a pink thong.

**skippy** · 11-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Control?

Dear skippy,

How can I get with my prude girlfriend? We've been going out for about 2 years now, and she hasn't even yet held my hand or kissed me on the cheek. Every time I go for her, she always runs away and screams, "RAPE!" What can I do? I was thinking about kidnapping her, tie her down on my bed, take off her clothes, and put my penis inside her vagina. What do you believe in the best solution to this dilemma?

Truly yours,
Confused and h0rneh

I would suggest you become a monk.

**flyinglow** · 11-17-2006, 08:32 AM

dear skippy, why does my rep power refuse to grow? im posting everyday (you gotta post big to get big right) should i cycle with some nude pics? or maybe some fight videos? a friend tried to get me to use inject some fake pics of a girl into my profile but im like "no way, thats illegal, ill do it the natural way thanks"

**Haywood Jablome** · 11-17-2006, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Lothar

Skippy,

Why is it that all of these "girls" who have all registered here within the past month or two have such high rep points? They all mysteriously have high post counts in the Misc. (we all know girls don't come here), have very revealing avatars, have pornstar-like names, and seem to know an awful lot about the regular happenings/sayings of BB.com Misc in their first few days of registration. I'm not the only one here that finds this odd. So why is it, for example, a female member who just joined (I won't name names) has a post count of 290 and a rep count of 285?

BPP, watch out, you are about to be overthrown by "women".

jealous much?

**JACKIECHANFAN** · 11-17-2006, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by skippy

Try putting your thumb in another orifice.

You're implying my mouth, right

?

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