Ask a 6'2 guy that just fuu a date because got into a physical fight downtown and...

[Bouncerz]

I'm a large man. I'm 6'4, about 315. I'm bouncing at a club to pay the rent and everyone else shows up to work like they're going to be partying instead of working and then they change into their work clothes, whereas I roll in in my workshirt and a pair of jeans. No big deal. So all these guido spiked hair ***** I work with talk all sorts of ***** about all sorts of *****. They talk about how they're going to slay bitches and other macho ***** like that and when we're on the clock, they're out in the crowd flirting and buying chicks drinks and I'm at the door doing crowd control.

Last week, essentially the same scenario comes up - I'm the only one doing my job while all these other ***** are jacking off in each other's hair. Some ***** comes into the club to sell drugs. Honestly, not a huge deal, just don't let me see you do it because I have to kick you out. That whole "be smart" thing. Well, I catch him selling some blow and start to take him out the back, just saying to him that he just can't do that ***** in front of me. We get outside and I turn around to go back in and the ***** bitch stabs me in the back like a ***** coward.

I go ***** red. I lock his arms and get the knife to the ground and throw him into the building wall across the alley. I pick up his knife and ***** punt him in the stomach while he's getting up. I start to stab him. I stab him in the chest, the neck, the upper arms and legs, I just go nuts on him trying to remember every single artery I can think of. I get up and I'm ***** soaked.

From behind me I hear "holy *****". Turns out the entire security crew came out to see what was going on, so I'm standing, blood drenched and bleeding from the back and I just look at them and say "Just pretend this didn't happen and everything will be fine". The same mouthy *** says "Fine, how the ***** can things be fine?" So I say, "Well for one thing, I had Reese's for breakfast." And they say "You had candy for breakfast?"

NOT CANDY, IT'S REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! IT'S A BLAST OF CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTERY TASTE IN EVERY MOUTHFUL! IT'S REESE'S... FOR BREAKFAST!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOL

OMFG i am fuking crying of laughter LOL u sir deserve reps.

SIck brah sick
thread is now about pics. :] bahah

[Bouncerz]

meh c'est pas grave, explique que ce que tu as fais c'etait pour sa securite, elle va pas te refuser apres ca

elle vaut pas la peine bro.

[Redtodayx]

elle vaut pas la peine bro.

ouais lol

[Bouncerz]

ouais lol

la vagine sa va et vien mais l'honeur sa reste pour toujours

[SEEDY]

Guy i fought was at least 6'5 and i thought 6'2 helps attract to the thread

precisely how can you


Thats what i would have thought, insted she said i was like some wild tiger just going full berserk mode and that scared her. ( gotta love MMA for 5 years)

No offence dude but height means fuk all in a fight. Im never fighting a short dude again it was like fighting a minature wolverine.

[SEEDY]

Guy i fought was at least 6'5 and i thought 6'2 helps attract to the thread

precisely how can you


Thats what i would have thought, insted she said i was like some wild tiger just going full berserk mode and that scared her. ( gotta love MMA for 5 years)

No offence dude but height means fuk all in a fight. Im never fighting a short dude again, it was like fighting a minature wolverine.

[Bouncerz]

No offence dude but height means fuk all in a fight. Im never fighting a short dude again it was like fighting a minature wolverine.

tall figher>short fighter if they are at the same level bro. so you cant really say height has no meaning.
stronger. longer reach. and hiting from up as to hiting upwards big diff.

[T150]

even riped some of his skin off ( grabed his cheeks and tryed pulling it off, really did go bezerk mode)

wut?

[drewkearns]

You're to small to weigh 243,I doubt many people that weigh 243 have 16in arms and bench 209. You are a fraud take a spoon pic in a scale.

i'm 2 inches shorter and weight the same...


remember... there are no rules!!

[Bouncerz]

i'm 2 inches shorter and weight the same...


remember... there are no rules!!

precisely.


got it down to 238lbs now though