She asked: "Do you love me?"
I replied: "So say you love me here and now, I'll make the most of that. Say you love and trust me, For I know you'll disgust me When you're old and getting fat. An awful debility,
A lessened utility, A loss of mobility Is a strong possibility. In all probability I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility And desirability, And this liability Of total sterility Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility, So let's act with agility While we still have facility, For we'll soon reach senility And lose the ability."
*Tom Lehrer is brilliant*