What is the Best Rap Line?

[devinn]

u cant eat a *****'s ass like me

[g3toffmynutz]

"me, im born leader never leave the block without my heater
got me a dog i named her my bitch ni--- eater"

[ZILLAA]

ask BEAVIS i get nothing BUTT-HEAD

[RavenStorm]

I was a fiend (fiend)
Before I became a teen
I melted microphones instead of cones of ice cream

/thread

[beLikeArnold]

Lifes a bitch....... and then you die,
nigguh don't want a whole slice, just let me TASTE the pie
They sent me to the pin for 5 years for a crime that was never committed
I aint no bank robber, but that 5 years had me thinking maybe I SHOULDA did it.

[aaronjbc123]

You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile







Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

[ragingcrayon]

i chew chumps like chew sticks,
known for droppin' new hits,
I kno u want me hoe,
if I was you I'd want me too bitch

[FATA55]

I give a groupie bitch much love even if shes fat, I'll serve her ass some good dick rockin a chef hat.

[Ek2]

The bling-bling era was cute but it's about to be done
I leave ya full of clipse like the moon blocking the sun
my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prison I started from scratch
and now these parasites wanna prosenna my asscap
trying to control perspective like an acid flashback
but here's a quotable for every single record exec
get your ****ing hands out my pocket ***** like Malcolm X
but this ain't a movie, I'm not a fan or a groupie
and I'm not that type of cat, you can afford to miss if you shoot me
curse to heavens and laugh when the sky electrocutes me
Immortal Technique stuck in your thoughts darkening dreams
no ones as good as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
I leave ya to your own destruction like sparking a fiend
cuz you got jealousy in ya voice like star scream
and that's the primary reason that I hate ya ***gots
I've been nice since *****z got killed over 8-ball jackets
and Reebok Pumps that didn?t do **** for the sneaker
I'm a heatseaker with features that'll reach through the speaker
and murder counter revolutionaries personally
break a thermometer and force feed his kids mercury
ANR's tribe jerking me thinking they call shots
offered me a deal and a blanket full of small pocks
your all getting shot, you little ****ing tregerous bitches

-Immortal Technique

[jumpman023]

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen money green leather sofa
Got 2 rides, a limosine with a chaffeur
~Biggie

I also like:

"Real gangsta ass n***** don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass n***** know they got em"

[Zirob]

Slob on my knob, like corn on a cob
check in with me, and do your job.

[PatrickBateman1]

ask BEAVIS i get nothing BUTT-HEAD

Hahahahah yesss!

That whole track is just plastered with sick lines.



F*ckin punk
You ain't a leader, what
Nobody follows you
You was never ****
Your mother shoulda swallowed you

[jumpman023]

The bling-bling era was cute but it's about to be done
I leave ya full of clipse like the moon blocking the sun
my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prison I started from scratch
and now these parasites wanna prosenna my asscap
trying to control perspective like an acid flashback
but here's a quotable for every single record exec
get your ****ing hands out my pocket ***** like Malcolm X
but this ain't a movie, I'm not a fan or a groupie
and I'm not that type of cat, you can afford to miss if you shoot me
curse to heavens and laugh when the sky electrocutes me
Immortal Technique stuck in your thoughts darkening dreams
no ones as good as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
I leave ya to your own destruction like sparking a fiend
cuz you got jealousy in ya voice like star scream
and that's the primary reason that I hate ya ***gots
I've been nice since *****z got killed over 8-ball jackets
and Reebok Pumps that didn?t do **** for the sneaker
I'm a heatseaker with features that'll reach through the speaker
and murder counter revolutionaries personally
break a thermometer and force feed his kids mercury
ANR's tribe jerking me thinking they call shots
offered me a deal and a blanket full of small pocks
your all getting shot, you little ****ing tregerous bitches

-Immortal Technique

reps. Love that song

[Born2Roam]

these obv

[collegeBBer]

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

[jumpman023]

lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go

what about:

"Life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me"

Also by Nas

[Genocide1]

All it takes is a punch, he ain't brave, he a punk,
I'll put his family in boxes meet the Brady bunch

Rappers flyin' high, then got suicidal
Imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle (Try to fly high (Jim Jones), end up in a plane crash (cory lidle) since I know that went over everybody's head)

[ragingcrayon]

52 seconds - 1:40

[ScOpEy]

I"ll put it on a *****, in the worst way
That'll be your worst day, and I put it on Trae
Mother****ers better get in a line, or the dirt where you gon lay
This right here, for my ***** named Nick
In a hospital bed, half gone
I'll run up on a bitch *****, who that out that shout out
Feel I gotta hit his ass, with the chrome
Nothing less, R-E-S-T-L-E double S
Stress, got a ***** on amp
So I gott mob for life, like 24/7
And I promise, I'm about to be the champ

[jumpman023]

Hahahahah yesss!

That whole track is just plastered with sick lines.

reps again. Love that song

[Frank_Rizzo]

yo mr. dopeman, you think you're slick
you sold crack to my sister, and now she's sick
but if she happens to die, because of your drug
i'm puttin in your coolo, a thirty-eight slug.

n.w.a. - dopeman

[Genocide1]

what about:

"Life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me"

Also by Nas

pretty sure that's jada, isn't it? what song is that?

[ragingcrayon]

pretty sure that's jada, isn't it? what song is that?

its nas and its from affirmative action

[Anonymuss]

"man the flow so cold, chicken soup won't help".. pure lyrical genius.. oh wait

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this eso****us
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Bloody Steve.

[ragingcrayon]

yo mr. dopeman, you think you're slick
you sold crack to my sister, and now she's sick
but if she happens to die, because of your drug
i'm puttin in your coolo, a thirty-eight slug.

n.w.a. - dopeman

man I wouldnt touch that bitch
"me neither"
Hoe go home and wash out your beaver

[Bob-Loblaw]

It's not a phone number, but I got seven digits - not the best but my favorite


"I mastered numerology, and big bang theology, performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology" - High Voltage, Linkin Park

[AronP24]

Informer youknowsomedaddysnowmeIgoblam
I lickee boom boom down
Detecta'man say scummitysnowmestabbed someone down the laneee
I lickee boom boom down




yea them's is some DEEP lyrics...yo

[PatrickBateman1]

Even if you don't like him, you gotta admit Asher has some naaaasty lines in here...



Nah, It's just these stupid motherf*ckers never get it,
It's pathetic,
Yo they get to the pros and don't do ****,
Like they Reddick.

[OC23]

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

[smit1982]

"you can pay for school but you can't buy class"