CLIFFS
Had Testosterone goin
**** talking skaters
Called out
****ed up iPhone(hopefully)
***free sammiches***
So I was at my gym gettin my swell on (not srs)...(SRS bout the workin out, no SRS bout callin it my swell on in a srs way)
Knee Hoooo...
So after the gym I stop by Quiznos, as I walk in there isn't anyone behind the counter. I here somethin like "......***got...." and then giggles. I look over and see two 130 pound skater pussies and a girl sitting down. The girl gets up and walks behind the counter, and says "I'm really sorry about that" Of course I say it's okay, it's not like she had me waiting forever. She says "no about wait he said" and knods at the two guys.
I place my order and then walk over and sit down with the two humorous gentlemen. I said "I heard someone has somethin funny to say?" and they both just sit there and say nothing. After asking a few more times the kid that didn't say it finally says "I didn't say anything dude, swear" The other ***got is just pretending to text on his iPhone w/ out looking up, as if he can't here me. I say "hey skater ***got, do you know who said it?"
He puts his iPhone down and says " no bro, nothin here" So I tipped one of their Sierra Mists over onto the table/his phone. He grabs his phone and looks at me all pissy and I asked if he had anything else to say. At about that point the girl that comes out from behind the counter and apologizes again and gives me my bag.
2 good ass free sandwiches
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Thread: Free Sammiches For Me :D
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05-19-2009, 08:17 PM #1
Free Sammiches For Me :D
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05-19-2009, 08:19 PM #2
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05-19-2009, 08:20 PM #3
o rlly cuz
todAY I
Had Testosterone goin
**** talking skaters
Called out
****ed up iPhone(hopefully)
***free sammiches***
So I was at my gym gettin my swell on (not srs)...(SRS bout the workin out, no SRS bout callin it my swell on in a srs way)
Knee Hoooo...
So after the gym I stop by Quiznos, as I walk in there isn't anyone behind the counter. I here somethin like "......***got...." and then giggles. I look over and see two 130 pound skater pussies and a girl sitting down. The girl gets up and walks behind the counter, and says "I'm really sorry about that" Of course I say it's okay, it's not like she had me waiting forever. She says "no about wait he said" and knods at the two guys.
I place my order and then walk over and sit down with the two humorous gentlemen. I said "I heard someone has somethin funny to say?" and they both just sit there and say nothing. After asking a few more times the kid that didn't say it finally says "I didn't say anything dude, swear" The other ***got is just pretending to text on his iPhone w/ out looking up, as if he can't here me. I say "hey skater ***got, do you know who said it?"
He puts his iPhone down and says " no bro, nothin here" So I tipped one of their Sierra Mists over onto the table/his phone. He grabs his phone and looks at me all pissy and I asked if he had anything else to say. At about that point the girl that comes out from behind the counter and apologizes again and gives me my bag.
2 good ass free sandwichesI rep back/neg back(might be on recharge/spread)
aspiring bodybuilder.
If you got any questions shoot me a pm.
You need to breathe bodybuilding you need to eat, sleep, see, bleed bodybuilding you need to be addicted to bodybuilding like an addict if you plan on gaining any actual size
"The world is yours"
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05-19-2009, 08:23 PM #4
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You shouldve bitten his nose off for being a cocky little ****, but you handled it well.
We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
~ William Ralph Inge
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05-19-2009, 08:24 PM #5
Girl was sub standard.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
But in all seriousness that's ****in wild bro, cause today I....
Had Testosterone goin
**** talking skaters
Called out
****ed up iPhone(hopefully)
***free sammiches***
So I was at my gym gettin my swell on (not srs)...(SRS bout the workin out, no SRS bout callin it my swell on in a srs way)
Knee Hoooo...
So after the gym I stop by Quiznos, as I walk in there isn't anyone behind the counter. I here somethin like "......***got...." and then giggles. I look over and see two 130 pound skater pussies and a girl sitting down. The girl gets up and walks behind the counter, and says "I'm really sorry about that" Of course I say it's okay, it's not like she had me waiting forever. She says "no about wait he said" and knods at the two guys.
I place my order and then walk over and sit down with the two humorous gentlemen. I said "I heard someone has somethin funny to say?" and they both just sit there and say nothing. After asking a few more times the kid that didn't say it finally says "I didn't say anything dude, swear" The other ***got is just pretending to text on his iPhone w/ out looking up, as if he can't here me. I say "hey skater ***got, do you know who said it?"
He puts his iPhone down and says " no bro, nothin here" So I tipped one of their Sierra Mists over onto the table/his phone. He grabs his phone and looks at me all pissy and I asked if he had anything else to say. At about that point the girl that comes out from behind the counter and apologizes again and gives me my bag.
2 good ass free sandwiches
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05-19-2009, 08:25 PM #6
no bro it goes like this
read the whoel thing to see what i changed lol
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you rep me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will neg youI rep back/neg back(might be on recharge/spread)
aspiring bodybuilder.
If you got any questions shoot me a pm.
You need to breathe bodybuilding you need to eat, sleep, see, bleed bodybuilding you need to be addicted to bodybuilding like an addict if you plan on gaining any actual size
"The world is yours"
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05-19-2009, 08:25 PM #7
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05-19-2009, 08:26 PM #8
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05-19-2009, 08:30 PM #9
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05-19-2009, 08:31 PM #10
- Join Date: Aug 2008
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05-19-2009, 08:35 PM #11
That's very strange because today I
Had Testosterone goin
**** talking skaters
Called out
****ed up iPhone(hopefully)
***free sammiches***
So I was at my gym gettin my swell on (not srs)...(SRS bout the workin out, no SRS bout callin it my swell on in a srs way)
Knee Hoooo...
So after the gym I stop by Quiznos, as I walk in there isn't anyone behind the counter. I here somethin like "......***got...." and then giggles. I look over and see two 130 pound skater pussies and a girl sitting down. The girl gets up and walks behind the counter, and says "I'm really sorry about that" Of course I say it's okay, it's not like she had me waiting forever. She says "no about wait he said" and knods at the two guys.
I place my order and then walk over and sit down with the two humorous gentlemen. I said "I heard someone has somethin funny to say?" and they both just sit there and say nothing. After asking a few more times the kid that didn't say it finally says "I didn't say anything dude, swear" The other ***got is just pretending to text on his iPhone w/ out looking up, as if he can't here me. I say "hey skater ***got, do you know who said it?"
He puts his iPhone down and says " no bro, nothin here" So I tipped one of their Sierra Mists over onto the table/his phone. He grabs his phone and looks at me all pissy and I asked if he had anything else to say. At about that point the girl that comes out from behind the counter and apologizes again and gives me my bag.
2 good ass free sandwichesbenis in ur angus
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05-19-2009, 08:38 PM #12
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05-19-2009, 08:40 PM #13
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05-19-2009, 08:50 PM #14
- Join Date: Aug 2006
- Location: Orange, Texas, United States
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thats funny cuz when i was at work today this guy looking swole(no homo) came in to quiznos where i work. when i saw him, i called him a ***got to my friend. he gets his order and jessica "my bitch" says shes sorry for what i said. now im thinking "you stupid whore, make a man his food and let him go"
knee whooo....
while hes waiting he walks over to our table and says "I heard someone has somethin funny to say?" and we both just sit there and said nothing. After asking a few more times that the moron kept asking i finally said "I didn't say anything dude, swear" My other friend was pretending to text on his iPhone without looking up, thinking Mr. Alpha would stick his cock in his mouth, then the guy says "hey skater ***got, do you know who said it?"
He puts his iPhone down and says " no bro, nothin here" So he tipped charlies Sierra Mist over onto the table/his phone. He grabs his phone and looks at him like he was gonna murder him and eat his eyes, then the bro asked if we had anything else to say. At about that point my bitch came out from behind the counter and apologizes again and gives him the bag.
Little does he know, my coworker/gf jessica is also a Tarp and i got teh ghey, and she also came on his 2 free sandwiches.Last edited by disturb3d15; 05-19-2009 at 08:53 PM.
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