Brb reliable AF [way better reliability than BMW]
brb get what you pay [expensive but you know shiit is 10/10 all around]
brb sexy AF
brb fast AF
brb top tier respected brand. Everyone has a BMW and Audi these days. Porsche is that level up
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Thread: Why Do Miscers No Buy Porshes?
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08-13-2016, 05:23 PM #1
Why Do Miscers No Buy Porshes?
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08-13-2016, 05:30 PM #2Banned
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There is something unexplainable about driving a Porsche. Other cars on may look better on paper, but when you are actually driving, nothing beats the feeling of a Porsche.
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08-13-2016, 05:31 PM #3Registered User
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I was definitely thinking about picking up the Cayman GT4 but I ended up buying a civic instead.
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08-13-2016, 05:31 PM #4Registered User
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Cause a good one is like 100k
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08-13-2016, 05:32 PM #5Registered User
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Well anything is better than BMW, chit tier cars. Not that I have a Porsche though, ayyyy.
And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?
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08-13-2016, 05:33 PM #6We're all gonna make it
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Porsche looks feminine as fuk Imo. Not a fan of the rounded look.
Give me a GTR, r8 or even i-8 any day of the week over any Porsche.
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08-13-2016, 05:37 PM #7worst poster on the misc
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Porsche's are a poor mans sports car
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.
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08-13-2016, 05:54 PM #8Lifetime Member
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Because most miscers live in their parents basements and have no jobs.
They do however have ejobs and ebank accounts."To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda
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08-13-2016, 05:56 PM #9
Tfw don't know sh***t about cars
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08-13-2016, 05:58 PM #10big💍💍💍
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No idea brah
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08-13-2016, 05:59 PM #11Got it Memorized?
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This is why autists shouldn't be allowed internet access.Originally Posted by m1n2v5
Porsches are okay but are garbage compared to GTRs and CorvettesPraise Lord Trump!
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08-13-2016, 06:01 PM #12Registered User
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Try 160kOriginally Posted by LaCosaNostra90
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08-13-2016, 06:02 PM #13Registered User
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Daddy's car doesn't count.Originally Posted by BigRangs
No idea brah
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08-13-2016, 06:05 PM #14big💍💍💍
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Originally Posted by Awarebrahhh
I don't live with my daddy.Be the dog Iceman thinks he has
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08-13-2016, 06:05 PM #15because MERICA that's why
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Because everyone knows guys that drive porches have small cawks
- I'm sorry; I couldn't hear your complaints over the sound of all this freedom!
~ Merica
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08-13-2016, 07:15 PM #16big💍💍💍
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Originally Posted by TheAmericano
Be the dog Iceman thinks he has
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08-13-2016, 07:24 PM #17Registered User
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Mirin. Year + model?Originally Posted by BigRangs
No idea brah
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08-13-2016, 07:25 PM #18Ja cagou hoje?
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because for 100k id buy a GTR to be honest.
You have my word as a Schoobs.
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08-13-2016, 07:31 PM #19Registered User
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718 Cayman/Boxster is like $63kOriginally Posted by schoobs
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08-13-2016, 07:38 PM #20Registered User
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I've got like 30 porsches.
I prefer toyota civics"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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08-13-2016, 07:39 PM #21anonymousGuest
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08-13-2016, 07:40 PM #22Registered User
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Wow I never thought of it that way OP. First thing Monday I will go to the local dealer and cop a 911.
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08-13-2016, 07:43 PM #23Oblivious
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go to the automotive section lol
Sig line can't be a novel. Next time's a ban.
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08-13-2016, 07:43 PM #24Registered User
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Its also fairly slowOriginally Posted by Mehhzyy
718 Cayman/Boxster is like $63k
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08-13-2016, 07:44 PM #25Registered User
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wtf?Originally Posted by Mehhzyy
718 Cayman/Boxster is like $63k
I didn't konw they were only 63k
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08-13-2016, 07:47 PM #26Registered User
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It's significantly slower than the 911 Carrera but if you don't plan on going to the track then it shouldn't matter.Originally Posted by Thiiisguy
718 300 HP 0-100 5.1 sec
911 Carrera 420 HP 0-100 4.3 secヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ I was part of the 2016 Ultra Thread Crew ♪ (‿ˠ‿)
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08-13-2016, 07:47 PM #27Registered User
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boxsters are for poor people who want to look richOriginally Posted by Mehhzyy
718 Cayman/Boxster is like $63k
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08-13-2016, 07:50 PM #28Registered User
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911's are for enthusiasts who want/need the extra performance. Caymans/Boxsters are for anyone else. I'd say upper middle class, not poor. Don't see very many people with minimum wage or on welfare driving $60k porsches.Originally Posted by somfking
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08-13-2016, 07:57 PM #29Registered Pureblood
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I have a large penis therefore don't need a porche
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
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08-13-2016, 08:09 PM #30Registered User
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Boxster is known as a girl car. You could get a real sports car instead of a low end porsche.Originally Posted by Mehhzyy
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