can some mod IP ban me so i can't look at this forum no matter what? I waste too much time on here. If need be, I can post hardcore porn to acheive the ban.
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05-15-2009, 10:27 PM #1Registered User
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IP ban me please?
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05-15-2009, 10:27 PM #2why so Negative?
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #3LIGHT SKINNED MANDINGO
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once, i decided to try wiping after dropping a steamer standing up at my gf's house. finishing the first stroke, i dropped the heavily poop laden single ply down into the bowl. to my horror and amazement, the added weight of the poopy caused the papers center of gravity to shift left and the sheet landed face down on the floor. struck with panic, i reaized my only option. as i prepared myself for the oncoming task, i was hit with a wave of nausea. "damn taco bell" i thought out loud. Getting now on all fours, i lifted the poopy papyrus and dropped it in the toilet only to find my ultimate horror. sitting on the floor was a large misshapen partially runny turd. "its now or never" i thought to myself. leaning closer i could feel the pungent aroma of recently digested quesadillas invade my nostrils, overloading my senses to the point of exhaustion. inching closer, i began to take the slightly bloody turd slowly into my mouth. its taste took a moment to onset, but when it did, i was awestruck. to my suprise, the red, brown, and green monstrosity was the best thing i have ever tasted! sensing a familiar yearning deep in my loins, i pulled my now erect pole sausage out of its suffocating trouser prison and began to stroke it slowly. grabbing a fistful of my steaming prize, i began to run it slowly about my face and swollen genitalia, taking it its warmth and comfort. reaching climax, i felt a disturbance to my left. at the very moment the explosion of my manchowder coated the wallpaper, my girlfriends dad walked into the bathroom!
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #4Thread killer
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Rep me on the way out.
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #5Registered User
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you gotta post de pronz or they wont do it.
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #6Registered User
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #7isnt a real Dr.
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you may need to post the pron to get banned. idk, just sayin.
EDIT: why do they need to point out shes white^ idc if shes white, black, asian....either way, shes dancing sexy(no racist)Last edited by disturb3d15; 05-15-2009 at 10:30 PM.
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #8Focused.
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thisOriginally Posted by takoma
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #9Registered User
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05-15-2009, 10:28 PM #10500 Internal Server Error
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Strong join date
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05-15-2009, 10:29 PM #11Super Across The Way
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definately go with option b.
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05-15-2009, 10:29 PM #12Silver Membership Status
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thisOriginally Posted by takoma
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05-15-2009, 10:31 PM #13Retired
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you can always look at teh forum but wont beable to post...until you decided to remake an account through a proxy.Originally Posted by JohnQQQ
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05-15-2009, 10:33 PM #14Registered User
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Post links to all bb.com's competetion, then Ryan will IP ban you.
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05-15-2009, 10:36 PM #15Nice & Clean 4 Big & Lean
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05-15-2009, 10:36 PM #16It's Tuch Time
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