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05-12-2009, 09:52 PM
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I told the girl I loved that only to her I will give oral sex. She called me pervert.
I have never done oral sex. I even do not like that. But to make the girl I loved happy, I was even ready to such thing. But she do not see that in such light. She consider me pervert.
For me term 'pervert' means some person that have sex with teenager or that enjoys watching very young girls. I do not do that. I am still virgin because I hoped that I will have sex only with her.
In my country many girls says: "Why we have to give oral sex to our boyfriends? Why they do not do the same for us?"
Because Jesus Christ said: "Do to others what you want they to do to you" I realise that it is honest to give oral sex to my girlfriend and never to ask that in return. I thought that in such way I may make her happier and more kind to me. But I was wrong.
help?
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05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
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get him warmed up before u try to go down on him
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05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
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what dude
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05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
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maybe if u weren't a killer she would let u go down on her
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05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
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wanna play?
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Story was not bad. Would read again.
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05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
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theirs your problem
lol wut?
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05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
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Ahhhhhhh
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05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brbbaseballin
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theirs your problem
lol wut?
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And there is yours.
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05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
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What country are your from... ive never heard anybody from Canada say "In my country...." And why would she call you a pervert that doesnt make sense... i lick the pussy, i enjoy it actually.
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05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
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if you tickle his ass hole with your index finger he won't say no
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05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by killermike
I have never done oral sex. I even do not like that. But to make the girl I loved happy, I was even ready to such thing. But she do not see that in such light. She consider me pervert.
For me term 'pervert' means some person that have sex with teenager or that enjoys watching very young girls. I do not do that. I am still virgin because I hoped that I will have sex only with her.
In my country many girls says: "Why we have to give oral sex to our boyfriends? Why they do not do the same for us?"
Because Jesus Christ said: "Do to others what you want they to do to you" I realise that it is honest to give oral sex to my girlfriend and never to ask that in return. I thought that in such way I may make her happier and more kind to me. But I was wrong.
help?
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fake
every dude likes blowjobs.
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05-12-2009, 10:03 PM
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What did i just read?!
Do her that favour and you maybe get it in return...
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05-12-2009, 10:03 PM
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This will be copypasta for years to come.
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05-12-2009, 10:04 PM
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three legs at a time.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saint-Odin
fake
every dude likes blowjobs.
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i have a constant fear of getting my dick bit/bit off.
idk, you never know if the girl is secretly mad at you. Offers to go down on you only to get revenge.....
dosnt feel good.
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05-12-2009, 10:05 PM
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That's funny, because I have never done oral sex. I even do not like that. But to make the girl I loved happy, I was even ready to such thing. But she do not see that in such light. She consider me pervert.
For me term 'pervert' means some person that have sex with teenager or that enjoys watching very young girls. I do not do that. I am still virgin because I hoped that I will have sex only with her.
In my country many girls says: "Why we have to give oral sex to our boyfriends? Why they do not do the same for us?"
Because Jesus Christ said: "Do to others what you want they to do to you" I realise that it is honest to give oral sex to my girlfriend and never to ask that in return. I thought that in such way I may make her happier and more kind to me. But I was wrong.
I WAS WRONG!
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05-12-2009, 10:06 PM
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Just tell her to shut up and then go vacuum her vag lips into your mouth and hum loudly. She'll thank you and give you teh sex.
High Five!!
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05-12-2009, 10:07 PM
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Did you eat any kind of blue fruit-like candy or kool-aid before you told her this? My granpappy once told me that if your tongue is stained blue a girl will refuse to receive oral.
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05-12-2009, 10:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saint-Odin
fake
every dude likes blowjobs.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sledgebat
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THIS!
All Skittles gone =/
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05-12-2009, 10:07 PM
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if you have a girlfriend that calls you a pervert for wanting to havfe sex with her or pleasure her.....
then shes not a girlfriend, because there is no sexual relationship/she has never considered one with you.
Get a new girlfriend. You're 19. Dont waste your best years
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05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
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lomuthaf*ckinl
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Of the 20% that have actually had their penises inside of another human being, maybe 10% were inside of a female.
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05-12-2009, 10:22 PM
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It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his c***, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick c***. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a b****, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my c*** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my c*** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his c***, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his c*** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
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This Thread needs a bump (SRS)Taggs and Pics of said girl... and cliffs of nudes_or_negs
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05-12-2009, 11:23 PM
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any more response?
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yes. having your gf getting railed by a black guy is always worse. (no racist) I don't know why exactly but it is. maybe it is because of the perception of their donkey dongs, they can give your gf what u can't.
-droc81yo
brb drillin white wimmens with my donkey dong
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05-12-2009, 11:25 PM
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yeah. thanks for the epic thread.
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05-13-2009, 09:53 PM
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more help plz
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yes. having your gf getting railed by a black guy is always worse. (no racist) I don't know why exactly but it is. maybe it is because of the perception of their donkey dongs, they can give your gf what u can't.
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brb drillin white wimmens with my donkey dong
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