How many fingers to be considered loose (serious)

[kodiak5]

3 fists

Considering the fact that the normal person only has two fists, how do you manage this? I want to please my GF as much as possible. Do you think I should go buy a giant rubber fist to add into the mix, or just shut out the lights and bring over a one-armed man to help out?

[bben147a]

Considering the fact that the normal person only has two fists, how do you manage this? I want to please my GF as much as possible. Do you think I should go buy a giant rubber fist to add into the mix, or just shut out the lights and bring over a one-armed man to help out?

im sure you could find a miscer who would be willing to help.......


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"But two fingers is really considered tight, that seems loose?"

you're dumb....

[C-Squared]

I triangled 3 with my one ex and it kinda turned me off... every other girl I've ever been with, I was lucky to get 2 in

[bben147a]

I triangled 3 with my one ex and it kinda turned me off... every other girl I've ever been with, I was lucky to get 2 in

how does that even make sense ?

your dick has got to be bigger than 2 fingers... so if you can **** a chick how are you not able to get more than 2 fingers in ???

[skier_]

Height: 5'0"

I was unaware.

Yeah some are waaaaay too loose. I hate when i can get 4 in, feels like im reaching in for a prize or something. 2 is ideal, 3 is good.

Kegels, tell your friends.

4 is basically fisting.. ew.

[bben147a]

I was unaware.



4 is basically fisting.. ew.

yeah... 4 fingers,,, no way... it can't stretch that doesn't even make sense.





14 pound baby is a little bigger.

[E.I.R.P.O]

lol my penis is as thick as two of my fingers (slight thin penis, really long though)


when she told me 3 fingers felt better then 2, she more or less told me 3 fingers felt better then my pen0r

feels bad man

This cracked me up. If I was not red i would rep you.

[E.I.R.P.O]

yeah... 4 fingers,,, no way... it can't stretch that doesn't even make sense.





14 pound baby is a little bigger.

I could shove my head in a chicks vag. Unfortunately she would scream in a similar amount of pain to CHILDBIRTH.

When your fingerbashing a chick you dont aim to shove 4 fingers in even though in theory she COULD accomodate them.

Gf takes 2 fingers comfortably, have had birds with JUST three before. Four is ridiculous

[bben147a]

I could shove my head in a chicks vag. Unfortunately she would scream in a similar amount of pain to CHILDBIRTH.

When your fingerbashing a chick you dont aim to shove 4 fingers in even though in theory she COULD accomodate them.

Gf takes 2 fingers comfortably, have had birds with JUST three before. Four is ridiculous

im not saying you DO aim to shove a fist in a chick when you're fingering her....

Im saying the people saying 2 is the most their chick could take are dumb and she could take more...

and if not....

[Freek314]

I was unaware.



4 is basically fisting.. ew.

we could never be together, unless you have a kid first...

[TrueNZ]

I had a chick who could handle 4, didn't put dick in after that.

[RunningStrong]

You guys who can't fit more than 2 fingers must be sneak attacking cause I've got 3 into virgins twice. If they want it, it's easy.

[Freek314]

I don't understand how you people don't understand that these things simply come in different shapes and sizes. The only difference is women really don't measure the tightness of their vagoos and become self-****ing-conscious.

And just to make you bastards self-conscious, if I take two fingers and set them on top of my cock I can still see cock on both sides. Serious.

[metaldrummer]

I never really thought about vag tightness/looseness, i just assumed girls that could take more just got more wet hence were able to take more in

ive had chicks where 1 barely fits and a ton where 2 - 3 fingers will go in and out easy


current chick i can finger with 3 fingers np


loose?

(serious) (no pics) (no small hands)

the real way to judge is to see if you can stick your fist up your ass

[KingCole]

This thread is so dumb because ultamitely you could stick 4 fingers in every single chick if you got her wet enough.
if you can stick your dick in their vagina (which is usually bigger than 4 fingers) or if a baby could come out, I think it's safe to say 4 little measly fingers could fit in. The vagina is an extremly stretchy muscle.
Just so you are aware, if nothing is inside the vagina, the walls touch eachother. Vagina's can vary slightly in length but they don't really vary in width at all.
Reasons a vagina might feel bigger is that her musles are not as tight & developed, she is wetter or more dry and possibly other reasons.

[LittleCharlie]

This thread is great.

Do guys really worry about this sort of thing? Do they not realize that most men don't have big enough willies to even stretch a girl remotely?

Seriously guys, all girls can fit three or four fingers, as has been pointed out babies can get through there. And you won't stretch her permanently either, it'll all snap right back into place.

I'm telling ya, these Misc boards sure are helping me learn about guys mentality.

[Fire8085]

This thread is great.

Do guys really worry about this sort of thing? Do they not realize that most men don't have big enough willies to even stretch a girl remotely?

Seriously guys, all girls can fit three or four fingers, as has been pointed out babies can get through there. And you won't stretch her permanently either, it'll all snap right back into place.

I'm telling ya, these Misc boards sure are helping me learn about guys mentality.

I have a 13 inch penis, CIRCUMFERENCE.

[Freek314]

I have a 13 inch penis, CIRCUMFERENCE.

I feel bad for you if that's true. Serious.

[SimLive]

thats alright dude
lots of girls are into getting finger banged and getting eaten out. and if they come before you even stick your dick in.. you're doing it right. also, you can then proceed to **** her however you want. it's win/win.

True talk, repped.

[janky]

I never really thought about vag tightness/looseness, i just assumed girls that could take more just got more wet hence were able to take more in

ive had chicks where 1 barely fits and a ton where 2 - 3 fingers will go in and out easy


current chick i can finger with 3 fingers np


loose?

(serious) (no pics) (no small hands)

It doesn't matter bro - some girls are just born with a tight puss, most have medium to large pusses.

Everyone says it's cause they get their **** beat up all the time and they "Become" loose.. lol that's not even true..
The tightest girls I've ever fukked were total skanks. One of em liked gettin the trains ran on her by black guys. I could barely even get my dick in her (serious)

it's just how they're born man.

[janky]

This thread is so dumb because ultamitely you could stick 4 fingers in every single chick if you got her wet enough.
if you can stick your dick in their vagina (which is usually bigger than 4 fingers) or if a baby could come out, I think it's safe to say 4 little measly fingers could fit in. The vagina is an extremly stretchy muscle.
Just so you are aware, if nothing is inside the vagina, the walls touch eachother. Vagina's can vary slightly in length but they don't really vary in width at all.
Reasons a vagina might feel bigger is that her musles are not as tight & developed, she is wetter or more dry and possibly other reasons.

Here we go...
Another genius that has to call everyone an idiot to feel better about himself even though he contributes nothing but judgemental BS, negs, and reports to mods.

Thank you for your contribution sir.

This thread is great.

Do guys really worry about this sort of thing? Do they not realize that most men don't have big enough willies to even stretch a girl remotely?

Seriously guys, all girls can fit three or four fingers, as has been pointed out babies can get through there. And you won't stretch her permanently either, it'll all snap right back into place.

I'm telling ya, these Misc boards sure are helping me learn about guys mentality.

Serious?
Come on... a lot of the stuff you say is just ridiculous. Drop the holier than thou crap and come back down to the real world. You're what... 24? Most of these guys are kids.
You didn't know, at 24 years of age, that young guys think about sex and vaginas?

Strong unaware.

[Freek314]

Here we go...
Another genius that has to call everyone an idiot to feel better about himself even though he contributes nothing but judgemental BS, negs, and reports to mods.

Thank you for your contribution sir.



Serious?
Come on... a lot of the stuff you say is just ridiculous. Drop the holier than thou crap and come back down to the real world. You're what... 24? Most of these guys are kids.
You didn't know, at 24 years of age, that young guys think about sex and vaginas?

Strong unaware.

Strong Irony. Go cry about another chick brah, cause I'm not buying it.

[janky]

Strong Irony. Go cry about another chick brah, cause I'm not buying it.

HUH?
Nothing about that half assed sentence made any sense.

Ok, let's try and take this apart.

Strong irony? Where? Are you insinuating that I'm being ironic in telling people to get off their high horse? That would have to infer that I'm also on a high horse, which I'm clearly not as you pointed out in your second statement...

Cry about another chick? Uh, I've cried about one girl in my entire life. I was engaged to her and she cheated on me. That was, hmm.. 8 years ago? Are you referring to my emo thread that haters like to bump on a regular basis? There were no tears shed for any bitch in that thread. I was venting my frustrations about looks vs charm. Posting a thread like that also shows that no one's perfect, and everyone has low points, which negates the first part of your "sentence".

You're not buying it? Buying what? I'm not selling anything. Are you suffering from downs syndrome bro? Or are you just mad because I said you look like a ******* in your avi? Cause ya do. You look like a little wanna be white boy rapper pretend thug. Go fill your cap gun and go bust on some fools while listening to plies and pretending you're the next white rapper. Did you audition for that show on vh1? You could've. I could picture you on there lookin all goofy and downs-syndromey and rappin about how you slang rock and cap fools with yo gat.

... still don't understand what you're not "buying"... whatever.

The point is, and I'll even relate it to hip hop culture so you can understand,

[Freek314]

The fact remains that you just typed up three paragraphs in response to one sentence.

You are on a high horse: you shouldn't insult people for posts like those when you didn't fully comprehend their message or the direction they were coming from.

Cry, be emo, who cares? everyone does it but most people have the self-respect and confidence to deal with it by themselves.

I'm not buying the act that you put on over the internet. You wouldn't say half of this to anyone in real life because you would get smacked, and that's excluding what you said about me because I don't care what other men think I look like.

Here we go...
Another genius that has to call everyone an idiot to feel better about himself

You're not buying it? Buying what? I'm not selling anything. Are you suffering from downs syndrome bro? Or are you just mad because I said you look like a ******* in your avi? Cause ya do. You look like a little wanna be white boy rapper pretend thug. Go fill your cap gun and go bust on some fools while listening to plies and pretending you're the next white rapper. Did you audition for that show on vh1? You could've. I could picture you on there lookin all goofy and downs-syndromey and rappin about how you slang rock and cap fools with yo gat.

... still don't understand what you're not "buying"... whatever.

The point is, and I'll even relate it to hip hop culture so you can understand,

Once again, strong irony.

[janky]

The fact remains that you just typed up three paragraphs in response to one sentence.

You are on a high horse: you shouldn't insult people for posts like those when you didn't fully comprehend their message or the direction they were coming from.

Cry, be emo, who cares? everyone does it but most people have the self-respect and confidence to deal with it by themselves.

I'm not buying the act that you put on over the internet. You wouldn't say half of this to anyone in real life because you would get smacked, and that's excluding what you said about me because I don't care what other men think I look like.

Once again, strong irony.

And you just typed up 3 in response to my 3, so what does that make you sir?
I'm on a high horse? Interesting. My response was to KingCole and that lady, not you. KingCole has frequently posted **** talking in multiple threads acting like he's superior and reporting/negging people for voicing their beliefs because they differ from his. You didn't comprehend this message or the direction I was coming from, so clearly the irony is all on you.
Be emo and deal with it myself... hmm... interesting concept. Not sure I can figure that one out. Maybe I need your help?
You're not buying the act I put on over the internet? What act? Lol.. I talk more **** in real life than I do on here! No one's gunna smack me at all man! Every fight I've been in has been over some whiny dude crying that I got his bitch or talked **** to his bitch, and they had to go get 4 or 5 friends to fight me. If ONE person smacked me for talking ****, I'd lol and go "Wow, probably deserved that".. see Now you're stretchin. You said all this **** about comprehending peoples message or where they're coming from, then you throw out the most random attempt at an insult ever and tell me that I "act" a certain way and would get smacked in real life. Lol! Clearly you don't know me. You just contradicted yourself twice that I see, but at least now you're attempting to rationalize like an adult.
Good for you.

And obviously you don't care what you look like, that's why you're dressed like a sad extra from an early 90s rap video.
Wanna keep going?

[janky]

Cry, be emo, who cares? everyone does it but most people have the self-respect and confidence to deal with it by themselves.

O rly?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=114805531

"WAAAH MY DADDY DOESNT LOVE MEEEE BECAUSE IM A PRETEND RAPPER THAT OVERUSES THE WORD "IRONY" AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO!" ahahahah


Let's keep going this is fun

[Freek314]

And you just typed up 3 in response to my 3, so what does that make you sir?
I'm on a high horse? Interesting. My response was to KingCole and that lady, not you. KingCole has frequently posted **** talking in multiple threads acting like he's superior and reporting/negging people for voicing their beliefs because they differ from his. You didn't comprehend this message or the direction I was coming from, so clearly the irony is all on you.
Be emo and deal with it myself... hmm... interesting concept. Not sure I can figure that one out. Maybe I need your help?
You're not buying the act I put on over the internet? What act? Lol.. I talk more **** in real life than I do on here! No one's gunna smack me at all man! Every fight I've been in has been over some whiny dude crying that I got his bitch or talked **** to his bitch, and they had to go get 4 or 5 friends to fight me. If ONE person smacked me for talking ****, I'd lol and go "Wow, probably deserved that".. see Now you're stretchin. You said all this **** about comprehending peoples message or where they're coming from, then you throw out the most random attempt at an insult ever and tell me that I "act" a certain way and would get smacked in real life. Lol! Clearly you don't know me. You just contradicted yourself twice that I see, but at least now you're attempting to rationalize like an adult.
Good for you.

And obviously you don't care what you look like, that's why you're dressed like a sad extra from an early 90s rap video.
Wanna keep going?

First of all, your comprehension skills are still lacking. I didn't say be emo and deal with it yourself. I said have the self-respect and confidence to deal with it yourself.

KingCole made a valid point about this thread in his post.

I look good enough to have women chase me so I don't care past that point. Don't really care to spend money on clothes as long as the ones I'm wearing aren't raggedy.

[Freek314]

O rly?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=114805531

"WAAAH MY DADDY DOESNT LOVE MEEEE BECAUSE IM A PRETEND RAPPER THAT OVERUSES THE WORD "IRONY" AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO!" ahahahah


Let's keep going this is fun

I smacked the **** out of my Dad the other day. Serious.

Besides, my grandfather has alzheimer's, my mom constantly calls me because she can't stop worrying, and my grandmother has chronic headaches and heart problem. My other grandmother is on oxygen 24/7 and will probably die soon, and my father is as selfish as ever.

I also spent that entire night with my cousin in the hospital and held her hand trying to comfort her until she went in for surgery, after having been up for 20 hours and having took a thirty minute nap before I got the call.

Don't talk to me about manning up, because I've been doing it all my life.

[janky]

First of all, your comprehension skills are still lacking. I didn't say be emo and deal with it yourself. I said have the self-respect and confidence to deal with it yourself.

KingCole made a valid point about this thread in his post.

I look good enough to have women chase me so I don't care past that point. Don't really care to spend money on clothes as long as the ones I'm wearing aren't raggedy.

KingCole at least attempted to give some information instead of just **** talking in THIS thread. In others, he hasn't contributed anything but insults and bull****. Again, not sure why my issues with him effect you, but if me replying to your boyfriend has upset you, then tough cookies pimp.
And getting hoodrats to chase you is like shootin fish in a barrell.

I smacked the **** out of my Dad the other day. Serious.

That's actually kinda funny.

[janky]

Besides, my grandfather has alzheimer's, my mom constantly calls me because she can't stop worrying, and my grandmother has chronic headaches and heart problem. My other grandmother is on oxygen 24/7 and will probably die soon, and my father is as selfish as ever.

I also spent that entire night with my cousin in the hospital and held her hand trying to comfort her until she went in for surgery, after having been up for 20 hours and having took a thirty minute nap before I got the call.

Don't talk to me about manning up, because I've been doing it all my life.

I never said anything about manning up. Now your comprehension skills are lacking sun.
I don't care honestly, I mean - that sucks and all, and I wouldn't wish that upon anyone but it has zero to do with our little back and forth here.

Could you use the word "irony" some more plz? thx.