cell-tech side effects?

**fitlover** · 05-04-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Jesus_Christ_

Make me a sandwich.

Make your own sandwich.

**JC_Strongman** · 05-04-2009, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by fitlover

Make your own sandwich.

The fck good are you then?

**Jaxxed_Fibraz_** · 05-04-2009, 03:56 PM

How was school ?

will look at those arms, do you ever just walk about the street looking for guys to wrestle and put in a hairy submission until they woof ?

**thawkk** · 05-04-2009, 03:57 PM

The worst part is I can't tell who is being serious.
I used cell-tech for 1 tub (about 3-4weeks), and stopped because it was far too expensive to keep around, plus the gains weren't overly amazing. Am I in any serious danger because I took cell-tech for 3-4 weeks? I've been off celltech for almost 2months now.

**dn590** · 05-04-2009, 03:58 PM

too much muscle

**TheMightyManlet** · 05-04-2009, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by thawkk

The worst part is I can't tell who is being serious.
I used cell-tech for 1 tub (about 3-4weeks), and stopped because it was far too expensive to keep around, plus the gains weren't overly amazing. Am I in any serious danger because I took cell-tech for 3-4 weeks? I've been off celltech for almost 2months now.

Go to a doctor, don't try to treat yourself. Read my posts in this thread and pray to god you won't need crt.

**fitlover** · 05-04-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Jaxxed_Fibraz_

How was school ?

will look at those arms, do you ever just walk about the street looking for guys to wrestle and put in a hairy submission until they woof ?

Lol.

**JC_Strongman** · 05-04-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by thawkk

The worst part is I can't tell who is being serious.
I used cell-tech for 1 tub (about 3-4weeks), and stopped because it was far too expensive to keep around, plus the gains weren't overly amazing. Am I in any serious danger because I took cell-tech for 3-4 weeks? I've been off celltech for almost 2months now.

Seriously, go get help NOW. See a doctor, not only did you start taking it, you got off without any sort of PCT.

**Jaxxed_Fibraz_** · 05-04-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by fitlover

lol.

stfu

**Jaxxed_Fibraz_** · 05-04-2009, 04:20 PM

Cell Tech - Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.

Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.

Just for people who are still contemplating.

**MyNameIsBAMF** · 05-04-2009, 04:33 PM

Jay cutler before cell tech

jay cutler after cell tech

**Robandinho** · 05-04-2009, 04:34 PM

cell tech is some powerful stuff man, if your going to use it make sure you have a pct set up at the end of your cycle. This is some serious stuff, im not even joking around here.

BTW can a mod please move this thread into the steroid section its innappropriate for young teenagers to be discussing such powerful substances that can cause serious bodily damage if used improperly.

**sbodyboardw** · 05-04-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by typicals

messes your hormones up, and especially if you teenage years it will **** you up badly in the future

are you guys looking at the same ingredients as i am? to me all it looks like is creatine and a **** load sugar. no ph's or anything

**JC_Strongman** · 05-04-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by sbodyboardw

are you guys looking at the same ingredients as i am? to me all it looks like is creatine and a **** load sugar. no ph's or anything

Clearly you missed the PH compound on the label, look again:

17-a, di-methyl creanide.

That or you bought fake ****.

**Rob1608** · 05-04-2009, 06:04 PM

ok first im not sure which "cell tech" this post is refering to , the mucsle tech creatine supplement of the other serious **** but if it is the muscle tech one they couldnt possibly sell it if it contained 17-a di-methyl creanide because it is in fact Illegal.

**JC_Strongman** · 05-04-2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Rob1608

ok first im not sure which "cell tech" this post is refering to , the mucsle tech creatine supplement of the other serious **** but if it is the muscle tech one they couldnt possibly sell it if it contained 17-a di-methyl creanide because it is in fact Illegal.

What do you mean? Prohormones get put into things all the time, look at "Super Nox" a Nitric Oxide compound with Superdrol in it. Just because you don't see 17-a, di-methyl creanide on the label does NOT mean it's not a compound found in the mix.

**brendonb** · 05-04-2009, 06:29 PM

lol in all serious, cell tech wont do anything to you..especially since your 19
...personally, i would go with something cheaper that you actually get results from

**1111111111111111111111111111** · 05-04-2009, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Rob1608

ok first im not sure which "cell tech" this post is refering to , the mucsle tech creatine supplement of the other serious **** but if it is the muscle tech one they couldnt possibly sell it if it contained 17-a di-methyl creanide because it is in fact Illegal.

MT got away with selling Hydroxycut without a PCT for years, what makes you think they're not being deceptive about Cell Tech?

I guess you wouldn't know until you've actually tried it though.

**JC_Strongman** · 05-04-2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by favori12

MT got away with selling Hydroxycut without a PCT for years, what makes you think they're not being deceptive about Cell Tech?

I guess you wouldn't know until you've actually tried it though.

I'm repping you here because you made me lol really hard in one post but I CBA to find it again haha.

That is all.

**sdbolts512** · 05-04-2009, 07:16 PM

Side Effects of Cell Tech:

1. Fat Gain Spillover from 75 grams of dextrose
2. lack of results
3. loss of large sums of money
4. hating yourself for purchasing it

just buy the stuff that's in cell tech separately: creatine, dextrose, glutamine, alpha lipoic acid etc and save yourself a lot of money

**Recawn** · 05-04-2009, 07:26 PM

I took half the recommened dose of cell tech and when i woke up my family was dead and all the street lights down my street had been ripped out of the ground, and my bench had gone up 130lb. Never again

**TheAssassin** · 05-05-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Jesus_Christ_

Seriously, go get help NOW. See a doctor, not only did you start taking it, you got off without any sort of PCT.

are you actually being serious?? because i tryed it once and finised it and havent nor will i ever use it again. but??? im not gunna like from what i've been reading this seems like some real serious s***.

what should i ask the doctor if i go?

**2sxc4shirts** · 05-05-2009, 01:30 AM

step away from the cell tech.

**LankedOut** · 05-05-2009, 01:54 AM

CellTech is a very powerful drug, the PCT is needed at the end of your cycle to ween you off it so that your body doesn't get too addicted to it.

If you don't come off CellTech after your recommended cycle time, the high gets lower and lower until it only get gets you to normal.

By this time you need to take an enormous amount of CellTech to get any sort of buzz, as you can imagine, it becomes a very expensive habit and most people start dealing other Class A Drugs to support their addiction.

Generally at that point, there is no going back, even after less than 1 hour without CellTech your body starts to get severe withdrawel symptons. If you go cold turkey at this stage it can actually lead to massive internal organ failure and you will certainly die.

Is it really worth it?

**tech99** · 05-05-2009, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by LankedOut

CellTech is a very powerful drug, the PCT is needed at the end of your cycle to ween you off it so that your body doesn't get too addicted to it.

If you don't come off CellTech after your recommended cycle time, the high gets lower and lower until it only get gets you to normal.

By this time you need to take an enormous amount of CellTech to get any sort of buzz, as you can imagine, it becomes a very expensive habit and most people start dealing other Class A Drugs to support their addiction.

Generally at that point, there is no going back, even after less than 1 hour without CellTech your body starts to get severe withdrawel symptons. If you go cold turkey at this stage it can actually lead to massive internal organ failure and you will certainly die.

Is it really worth it?

no its not worth it guys just stay natural. this 1 kid at my school was found dead in the school weight room with a 1500 pound barbell on his chest. he was only 145 pounds so we were all puzzled at how he could lift such enormous weight. when the police found traces of cell tech in his blood stream, the puzzle all came together and we knew immediately that his incredible strength was due to cell tech. the official cause of death was that the cell tech was draining the blood out of his brain and sending it to his arms to give him a bigger pump. still thinking about cell tech ?

**TheAssassin** · 05-05-2009, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by tech99

no its not worth it guys just stay natural. this 1 kid at my school was found dead in the school weight room with a 1500 pound barbell on his chest. he was only 145 pounds so we were all puzzled at how he could lift such enormous weight. when the police found traces of cell tech in his blood stream, the puzzle all came together and we knew immediately that his incredible strength was due to cell tech. the official cause of death was that the cell tech was draining the blood out of his brain and sending it to his arms to give him a bigger pump. still thinking about cell tech ?

no way.
really??

**Jaxxed_Fibraz_** · 05-05-2009, 03:56 AM

Holy ****, theres gonna be srs reps given out when im off charge to you guys for helping this kid and not letting him make silly decisions.

**ausmackay90** · 05-05-2009, 04:06 AM

i took 1 bottle of the stuff with nirto tech about 3 months ago. its good man, its pricey but its good. alot of suger and alot of HYPE but id say give it a go. i deffenitly felt that it was workin no placebo and strengh did increase, and my size did A BIT as well. i was happy with the results. so if $$$ aint a factor go for it. and when i got off it i starting taking dymatize xpand ( pre workout ) and mono after workout and i havnt lost ANY strengh. and as for ppl saying its a steroid and messes with your hormones. i never noticed i thing. but yeh man go for it

**joovani** · 05-05-2009, 04:38 AM

can cause unwanted pregnancy

**BIG-BAD-JOHN** · 05-05-2009, 07:38 AM

this thread brings teh lulz

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