How to go about asking for a partner for Donkey Calf Raise?

**Nick1971** · 05-02-2009, 10:09 AM

Some gyms have machines for calf raises as well. I know at mine there is one for sitting and one for standing.

**eedre** · 05-02-2009, 10:27 AM

Even though nothing rivals the "stretch" you can get from a donkey calf rape.. err.. raise - I still don't believe that there's any reason at all to do these. Especially if you have to ask for a partner. No thanks on putting my sack on a strangers back, let alone a close friend

There are suitable alternatives.

**brighamw** · 05-02-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

I'd recommend buying them at least dinner first.

This...

Originally Posted by Defiant1

Just make sure you say (no homo) after you ask. This pretty much allows you to say anything.

This...

And don't forget to great them with "oh hai!"

**.Enigma.** · 05-02-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Turco

Do calf raises on a leg press. It's a similar movement.

This.

I did 5 sets of these for about 10-15 reps and my calfs were sore for 3-4 days

**mjw8204** · 05-02-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by UtahRocks

It'd had to be the fattest chick in the gym. Wonder how she would take it. On the one hand she'd be flattered, because someone pays attention to her. On the other hand...

He would still need to do warmups. He would have to line up about three women in a row from smallest to largest.

Imagine how the "workset" chick would feel.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by brighamw

And don't forget to greet them with "oh hai!"

In some places, "hay boi hayyyyyy~" might work better.

**Steeltoe** · 05-02-2009, 12:54 PM

my girlfriend helps me with my donkey calf raises. its fun, so yeah.....get a girlfriend.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Steeltoe

my girlfriend helps me with my donkey calf raises. its fun, so yeah.....get a girlfriend.

Erm.. so is she a big girl, or do you just not use very much weight when you're doing them?

**Westboarder** · 05-02-2009, 02:09 PM

OMFG LMFAO. I felt stoned reading this thread. Thanks OP

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 02:14 PM

Imo, ask a chick at the gym is she has a friend about the same size/build and if they'd be interested in helping you with your donkey show, err donkey punch, err donkey calf raises.

It appears to be a winning approach these days - see it all the time at the gym.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Drekkor

Imo, ask a chick at the gym is she has a friend about the same size/build and if they'd be interested in helping you with your donkey show, err donkey punch, err donkey calf raises.

It appears to be a winning approach these days - see it all the time at the gym.

"Hay girlie, mind if I borrow your sweaty man for a lil while? Gotta work on my calves.. figure he could just hop right on me for a little bit between his sets. Don't worry though, sweet thang.. no homo."

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

"Hay girlie, mind if I borrow your sweaty man for a lil while? Gotta work on my calves.. figure he could just hop right on me for a little bit between his sets. Don't worry though, sweet thang.. no homo."

"Ok, I need you to mount me - and when you're in position say 'GIDDY UP!' and dig your heels in."

Then start braying like a donkey "EEEEH OOOOOONNNN"

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Drekkor

"Ok, I need you to mount me - and when you're in position say 'GIDDY UP!' and dig your heels in."

Then start braying like a donkey "EEEEH OOOOOONNNN"

"Wow, bro, your calves sure are strong. I'll be sure to bring my cowboy hat next time."

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

"Wow, bro, your calves sure are strong. I'll be sure to bring my cowboy hat next time."

Don't forget the whip.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 02:41 PM

Can't use the same partner over and over, though.

You might all of a sudden find yourself hearing something along the lines of "I wish I knew how to quit you.."

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

Can't use the same partner over and over, though.

You might all of a sudden find yourself hearing something along the lines of "I wish I knew how to quit you.."

or "Stop trying to shove another quarter in my ass, rides over."

**Westboarder** · 05-02-2009, 03:07 PM

In a drunken rage you'll be lying to your wife, because instead of going fishing, you've been seeing your gym buddy for donkey calf raises.

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Westboarder

In a drunken rage you'll be lying to your wife, because instead of going fishing, you've been seeing your gym buddy for donkey calf raises.

My mind just imploded trying to figure this out.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Drekkor

My mind just imploded trying to figure this out.

Translation:
Your wife will catch you doing donkey calf raises with your gym buddy after you lied to her by saying you'd be off fishing. Then, drunken jealous rage will occur where you deny everything.

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

Translation:
Your wife will catch you doing donkey calf raises with your gym buddy after you lied to her by saying you'd be off fishing. Then, drunken jealous rage will occur where you deny everything.

So wait, did you go out to the bar before the donkey raises occured, then your wife found you in a dark alley with your buddy doing em, then you raged, drunken raged?

**eedre** · 05-02-2009, 03:17 PM

Some people get off on piggy back riding.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17149...-fetishes.html

Be careful who you ask, you could end up with a wet spot on your back.

**Drekkor** · 05-02-2009, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by eedre

Be careful who you ask, you could end up with a wetback.

That's racist bro.

**Westboarder** · 05-02-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

Translation:
Your wife will catch you doing donkey calf raises with your gym buddy after you lied to her by saying you'd be off fishing. Then, drunken jealous rage will occur where you deny everything.

aka. the plot line to Brokeback mountain. sequel "Brokeback... Donkey Calf Raise"

**eedre** · 05-02-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Drekkor

That's racist bro.

Damn subconscious.

**theshoupguy** · 05-02-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by eedre

Some people get off on piggy back riding.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17149...-fetishes.html

Be careful who you ask, you could end up with a wet spot on your back.

Uhh... wtf @ 2:00?

@Drek - Drinking probably happened before and after the act... kinda like protein shakes before and after - gives the full effect.

**wolfbaden6** · 05-02-2009, 05:43 PM

Haha have somebody do barbell curls while sitting on your back. It's a two-for-one deal!

**SlySavvy** · 05-02-2009, 05:51 PM

I just love sitting on muscley doodz back quahtuhs and baying like a castrated coyote.

I'll do it. It'll cost you though.

**lukew55** · 05-02-2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

Uhh... wtf @ 2:00?

wtf did i just watch???

**UtahRocks** · 05-02-2009, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by theshoupguy

Uhh... wtf @ 2:00?

@Drek - Drinking probably happened before and after the act... kinda like protein shakes before and after - gives the full effect.

dont know whats more weird--the vid, or someone watching it for 2 full mins

**SlySavvy** · 05-02-2009, 06:13 PM

I think it's the old guy grunting and panting near the end that makes it weird for me.

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