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05-01-2009, 08:45 AM
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Lamest excuse you ever received when you caught your BF/GF cheating?
Ok... I almost never start threads of my own... but after reading WS26champny's post about catching his GF texting some other dude and she told him... "he was following me in my car... and I couldn't get rid of him... so I have him my phone number to make him go away..." I couldn't stop laughing... so I thought I'd start a thead asking the lamest excuses you received from your SO who tried to explain it away when caught...
Go...
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05-01-2009, 08:49 AM
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I walked in on them
Her: 'This isnt where I parkway my car..'
Him: 'deathdroprob, I swear she means nothing to me, your my one and only'
Her: 'You said you were single'
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05-01-2009, 08:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deathdroprob
I walked in on them
Her: 'This isnt where I parkway my car..'
Him: 'deathdroprob, I swear she means nothing to me, your my one and only'
Her: 'You said you were single'
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WUT???
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05-01-2009, 08:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Krazy31
WUT???
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my thoughts exactly lol
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05-01-2009, 09:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deathdroprob
I walked in on them
Her: 'This isnt where I parkway my car..'
Him: 'deathdroprob, I swear she means nothing to me, your my one and only'
Her: 'You said you were single'
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you still are my only one.
i got the "it was an ego boost" before lmfao
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05-01-2009, 09:11 AM
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I got no excuse. She just started to ignore me.
edit: Started to ignore me after I called her out on it. Before I said anything she was talking to me as if nothing happened.
Last edited by OMGaGURL; 05-01-2009 at 09:28 AM.
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05-01-2009, 09:23 AM
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05-01-2009, 09:27 AM
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"He's GAY.. NOTHING HAPPENED.. He's GAY"
a week later, she's telling me about how she couldn't believe this dude pulled so many chicks. I go "I thought he was gay?" and she goes "Uh he IS, DUH.. girls just love him"
mmmm hmmm..
Then after we broke up I saw her at the club with him, and he was drunk all over some girls and she looked pretty upset. She drank waaaay too much and had to get carried out by her friends.. made a huge scene. I lol'd HARD.
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05-01-2009, 09:29 AM
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she had a hickie on her neck and said,
"loads of guys were trying to hit on me so I got my friend to pretend to kiss my neck but he gave me a hickie"
I was like
I even told my mom and she lol'd
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Last edited by QB_Killa; 05-01-2009 at 09:31 AM.
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05-01-2009, 09:30 AM
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Heartless Angel
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"he was following me in my car... and I couldn't get rid of him... so I gave him oral to make him go away..."
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05-01-2009, 09:33 AM
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Me: Who the **** is Shawn?
Her: I dont even know a shawn, WTF r u talking about
Me:The dude who your kissing in the photo!
Her: Oh him. Hes a friend and it was a dare
Me: I thought you didnt know a Shawn
Her: I thought you meant another Shawn
ME: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW A SHAWN!
Yes High School
Come to find out she had been banging him behind my back. Its okay I slept with her Aunt years later
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05-01-2009, 09:53 AM
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has any of the girls that cheated on you throw themselves at your fist?
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05-01-2009, 10:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hfinmyblood
has any of the girls that cheated on you throw themselves at your fist?
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One chick just so happened to have ran into my hand while I was trying to wave at somebody
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05-01-2009, 10:21 AM
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caught ex lying to me and her excuse was
"I didn't want you to see you get mad"
um..can i say blond? and lol @ some retarded responses
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05-01-2009, 10:39 AM
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ex kissed another guy at a party and she says,
"He just leaned in to kiss me and I was drunk, it just happened I didn't mean to."
Then something like,
"He asked me to go upstairs with him but I didn't."
Like that f*cking makes it better.
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05-01-2009, 10:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ-DuvalFLA
Me: Who the **** is Shawn?
Her: I dont even know a shawn, WTF r u talking about
Me:The dude who your kissing in the photo!
Her: Oh him. Hes a friend and it was a dare
Me: I thought you didnt know a Shawn
Her: I thought you meant another Shawn
ME: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW A SHAWN!
Yes High School
Come to find out she had been banging him behind my back. Its okay I slept with her Aunt years later
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haha the old bangin the aunt years later revenge... very nice 
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05-01-2009, 10:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deathdroprob
I walked in on them
Her: 'This isnt where I parkway my car..'
Him: 'deathdroprob, I swear she means nothing to me, your my one and only'
Her: 'You said you were single'
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u ****ing the dude? Well, no wonder the guy cheated on you; clearly he's into chicks and not homos like you. Duh
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05-01-2009, 10:51 AM
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"You were working too much and I was lonely."
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05-01-2009, 10:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robgould
"You were working too much and I was lonely."
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This reminds me of what I hate the most about people (not just women). Some people will break up with or cheat on their significant others, and list so-and-so reasons (which are still no excuse), but they will have never told their s.o. that these problems existed before. So when a woman says that she cheated because the man "was working too much and she was lonely", this is the VERY FIRST time that the man is hearing about it.
Is it really that hard to tell people what is bugging you?
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05-01-2009, 11:19 AM
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You were on deployment, and he was there for me.
Bitch. (yes mad)
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05-01-2009, 11:21 AM
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Quote:
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You were on deployment, and he was there for me.
Bitch. (yes mad)
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Reason # 4575493094759347849034 that military relationships dont work out for young couples
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05-01-2009, 11:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ascendent
You were on deployment, and he was there for me.
Bitch. (yes mad)
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Ooo that makes me mad!
N at least you guys got responses I was cheated on once (pretty sure not positive) and the bitch is like I didn't do anything she stayed at his house but in his sisters bed! lol I wish she would man up and just not lie it's been like 2 years.
****in cowards.
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05-01-2009, 12:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneValor
This reminds me of what I hate the most about people (not just women). Some people will break up with or cheat on their significant others, and list so-and-so reasons (which are still no excuse), but they will have never told their s.o. that these problems existed before. So when a woman says that she cheated because the man "was working too much and she was lonely", this is the VERY FIRST time that the man is hearing about it.
Is it really that hard to tell people what is bugging you?
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exactly, thats why communication is important in relationships, but those people probably werent really bothered and were just looking for more reasons to justify the cheating
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05-01-2009, 12:42 PM
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him: I'm not ready to commit to a relationship with anyone
me: Oh. Ok...
him: I'm just not mentally ready to take on that responsibility...
me: ok...
him: so can we take a break?
me: Yeah...
(seriously, this is how it went)
then I find out he's been cheating on me the ENTIRE time we've been dating and that he took the ho to Easter with his family... 3 days after we broke up.
and they're still together... it's been over a year. What a fuking tool. all of his friends dropped him and are now my friends... they were really pissed off that he ACTUALLY did that.
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05-01-2009, 12:53 PM
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time for plan C
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I found out after the fact, confronted her, she said she was "waiting for the right time to tell me"
pretty sure the right time was never.
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05-01-2009, 01:07 PM
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bootcamp, didnt receive a single letter in return. death to that ho.
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05-01-2009, 01:28 PM
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her: he kissed me out of no where!
me: how the fuk can this random douche kiss you out of no where without you moving out of the way?
her: it just happened so fast
me: lulz
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05-01-2009, 02:12 PM
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"It didn't mean anything! She didn't moan!"
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05-01-2009, 03:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aeons
her: he kissed me out of no where!
me: how the fuk can this random douche kiss you out of no where without you moving out of the way?
her: it just happened so fast
me: lulz
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lol thats basically how mine went down
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05-01-2009, 03:23 PM
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"swine flu"
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