ITT: Things that actually happened to you, but no one will believe (Serious)

[DangerDan]

I had an astral alien being wearing a robe come into my room after I shifted my sleep position to facing the wall. I was wide awake and immediately after I had shifted my body to a more relaxed position, I could see the being behind me hold out his hand and in turn, my body could no longer move.

I stayed completely relaxed during this ordeal and then bam, willed up enough strength and moved myself out of the paralysis.

This happened immediately after I turned over and I was wide awake.

My experiences are out of this world, but I've learned that everything revolves around fear/intimidation.

My bed has rattled like the exorcist- - twice within a 20 minute time frame while fully conscious of the entire experience. The first time it happened, I laughed. The second time it happened, I told myself to stay focused. This has never happened again.

They feed off your fear, earlier today, I went into a dream state that was much different then what I was previously used to. I sensed something was off and in turn, I was correct. I had left my bed and I knew someone was in the room. I turned my head and their was a small grey being, invisible to my touch. I momentarily expressed some fear and in turn, the being immediately stepped toward me and I could feeling something being drained from me. I proceeded to run towards the being, but he ran straight through me. I was determined to catch him and as he attempted to run into the closet to escape me, I grabbed him because I had exposed him. He was no longer invisible to my touch with this aura or shield around him. He was scared of me and in turn, I grabbed his body and flung him right up against the wall until part of his face exploded and orange blood came oozing out.

The robe being happened later that morning... I have so many crazy things I want to tell people, but I'm in the process of proving to others within my circle that a person does have the ability to ascend their consciousness.

I have felt the source of god and it was the most amazing feeling anyone can ever experience in their entire lives. Everyone deserves the opportunity to feel a state of consciousness where all that exists is infinite love with absolutely no negative emotions what so ever. I am extremely determined to prove this stuff exists. I feel there is a reason why the world is the way it is.

But creating awareness is the key. Just imagine if everyone meditated- - if everyone focused their energy on finding peace within themselves and in each other. Just imagine if we didn't have a plethora of religions to draw us away from the source. A conscious state of pure peace, love, joy, and happiness. It's difficult to prove my experiences to others, but if you want really want to find out the truth, meditate-free your mind! I will do my best to prove that my experiences are real and hopefully over this next year, I will be able to prove to a massive amount of people that there's this whole world we've been closed of from.

[DangerDan]

Watched someone commit suicide on webcam once.

[samsuperjew]

I biked off a 15 foot bridge because some friends dared me to (will no longer fess up... yes stupid 13 year old who thought he was invincable) because there was a mini ramp on the bottom... so i figured i'd be fine. In the air, when i realized i wasn't going to make it, and i was ****ed... time stopped... and i could sorta see the expressions on my friends faces.... i could see what was goign to happen... what the rest of my life would be like etc



i can also remember a moment b4 i was born.... and actually being born (srs)


i also was like randomly in a field: "cmon guys, lets head inside", one minute later... BOOM, struck by lightening


also was doing paintball once, and wasnt payin attention/mask off, and my bro meant to shoot me in the back of the head... i turned around with my hands up to face him, and i caught it

[vince11]

up in simivalley where my friend lives me and my 2 friends were pretty drunk and a lil high...my friend has a sick golf cart that has 4 wheel drive and he fixed it to drive up in the canyons and hills in simivalley while we were driving on illegeal property the dick ass neighbores called the cops.. so as we were comin back down the road drunk and high we get blasted from 2 cop car headlight my friend derek was driving i was in the middle my other friend jean next to me derek makes a quick u almost flipping the vechile the cops yelling get out of the...derek decides to gas it and we are now being chased...were freakin out and my freind jean starts puking cuz the hecting driving and freakin out...the path ways are gettin more n more narrow the higher we ...we realize were losing the cops cuz they dont have 4 wheel drive...we look back with the cops out of sight we turn off the light stop the golfcart push it into some buses..and start walkin...luckly we were next to zorros cabin a.k.a where they shot a scene from the movie zoro...we hid in there for a while ...we hiked back down the mountion ended up in someones backyard and rans back to my friends house..what a night

[BlitzKrag]

this one time, me and buddies were playing basketball you know, and um, the game got so competitive and fights started breakin out. and this one kid took the leg off a table chair and threw it. i dodged it, but it hit my buddy and went straight through his chest you know. and he died right there on the court....

lol (aware)

[ryan250]

stories are friggin awesome keep em comin

I read a few pages back about the ufo moving fast across the sky and changing random directions, I saw the exact same thing a few months back while taking out the trash...it was so high up looked like a star so I knew t wasn't a plane and the speed it moved at and random directions just stopped and went sideways after a bit of that it just took off and disappeared

no one I tell believes it

were you talking about my story??

[Geneticz]

lol

[oumoklaklak]

I read every single post in this thread (serious)

Here's mine: You know when you listen to astronomers talking about meteors and asteroids traveling at hundreds of thousands of miles an hour but can't really comprehend that? Well I saw it and it was fast. It happened about a year and a half ago in the middle of summer. It was around 9pm and there wasn't a single cloud in the sky and the stars were bright. On my way to pick up my little brother I happened to glance at the right time at the sky when I saw this ""streak" of vivid blue light. It quickly entered the atmosphere and left right away. It's very hard to describe but imagine being inside a sphere of water, looking up and seeing a ball pass at its surface, entering the sphere, then leaving but it happens so quickly that the end result looks like an oval-shaped streak of light. I estimate it traveled a few thousand miles and the entire thing lasted probably 0.0001 second. I didn't hear anything though, but to give you an idea of how close it seemed, hold something about as big as an orange and bend your elbow at a 90 degree angle. Now hold it up in the air, the image was about that big.

Since then whenever I hear about objects traveling at ridiculous speeds in space, I kinda drift away in my mind and it takes me a second or two to come back. The universe is truly amazing...

[crupiea]

I convinced the leader of the New Peoples Army of the Phillipines that I was a KGB operative in search of some identification papers. The NPA was a communist insurgent group funded by the KGB back in the 80's and were keen to please any real operator that came along.

My objective was to infiltrate their command structure and lure them into Olongapo City so they could be id'd by CIA operatives and possibly turned to work for our side.

I basically got paid to drink beer and get and and say i worked for the KGB. I just kept the pressure up until I forces their hand.

I had met a guy on a prior trips who told me if I wanted to get tee shirts and the like printed that i should talk to him. I told him that i might need more than that and he seemed ready to deal so he was my main contact. His name was Art.

I had met up with some underworld type guys that Art introduced me to and basically laid out what I wanted to do. This was strictly a Navy town back then so I just made up a story and told them that i was working under cover for the KGB and I needed to secure some official documents for me and my contacts.

I told them That we were working with the counter insurgency group to oust the current Aquino government and replace them with KGB chosen ones. They bought it hook line and sinker.

It was actually quite easy.

It took me about 2 weels to meet with the leader because I was passed from contact to contact. At each point I could tell that it was getting more and more serious. The houses got bigger, the bodyguards were more prevelent and the weapons became more appearant.

When i finally met the leader I was told to go to Art's bar at a certain time on a certain day. I went in and strangely, the place that the day before was no longer a bar but was now a grocery store.

I was escorted into the back room where Arts office used to be. I was introduced to the head guy and the security was extremely tight. Just like you see in movies. I was frisked by a big guy and he left and there I was, in the office with the man himself.

I had basically dine my job so all I had to do now was to get out of the meeting alive.

We talked about the insurgency and what i was doing there. He wasnt your basic Phillilono. he spoke with no accent and was really on the ball. I had a serious feeling that he did not believe me but I pressed on.

I was **** scared of the guy and my situation quite frankly but I was in balls deep now and had no choice but to show him who was boss.

I told him that I had some guys on the navy base who needed exfiltration after the "attack" went down and would need documents for them becasue they were lost in transit. Then I told him that I needed a list of who he had planned to hit in the coming weeks when the "big attack" was planned. The key was that there was going to be a peoples rebellion to overthrow the government leadership on a town by town basis.

I basically walked right into these plans becasue I had no idea this was going to take place prior to this. Needless to say this was a great intelligence coup for us.

So the guy bought off on it, said he would be back in a few days with the papers. He had a big binder with a bunch of government officials names and addresses in in order of attack basically. I recognized most of them. Of course the main ones were Corazon Aquino who was the President at the time and her cabinet ministers. We were big supporters of Marcos and when he was ousted from power there were a lot of people scuryying to fill the void. There were people that we needed to fill that void.

We shook hands and I left. On my way out his head of security gave me a hand grenade and told me that he wanted to start right now and told me to lob it into the street.

I said that it was broad daylight and that was a stupid idea. i was honestly **** scared out of my mind while looking at the thing. Of course there wa no way I was going to throw it into the street.

That actually seemed to piss them off. I stood my ground and told them that my orders were to start acting uo on a certain day and if they didnt like it then they could talk to my superiors.

That calmed things down and I left.

Not many months after thi soperatin Mt Pinatubo erupted. It wiped out Clark AFB and crippled the local economy. It wasnt long after that that the UA was told to leave the country.

What was once our number one forward operating base in Asia is now down to about 160people.

I know that what I did in that month had something directly related to our leaving there.

[diesel_32]

^^^wtf strong james bond. How did you get into that mess?

[Drips617]

moar

[ThePhenom21]

nope...no carcass, just a crazy ass rabbit. maybe the carcass got taken away by a hawk or a vulture

[Elite123]

Back in my freshman year of college, I'd stay out really late just driving around, no actual destination, just enjoyed doing it. Well one night at like 3 am me and my friend were driving down I-95 and we see this drunk driver, and I mean REALLY drunk, taking up all 3 lanes of the highway, I chased the guy through 4 cities dodging beer bottles being thrown from his car at mine, on the phone with the state police trying to stop the guy. In the process the guy almost collided with a petrol truck which probably would have killed us, him, and the truck driver. Finally he gets off an exit and I follow him, we drive by an intersection where there was construction so a police officer was directing traffic. I jumped out of my car and ran to the cop telling him to radio ahead to stop that drunk driver and he tells me he didnt see anyone drive by.

DAMN THATS SOME F***ED UP SH**
i seriously believe you.

One night me and my friends were at one of my friends cottage for the weekend and we were on a motor boat it was just parked in the middle of the lake while we were fishing. No one is moving where just waiting till the fish bite.
All of a sudden the boat started moving as if someone came on the boat.
It was around sunset, i'm muslim so if your muslim you know sunset is a dangerous time to be outside.
After when we went back to the cottage me an my friends were sleeping and all of a sudden his dog starts BARKING LIKE CRAZYYY!!!!! And we felt like as if some one was watching us through the window. We just went to sleep and nothing happened after (VERY serious)

[thekuaibb]

DAMN THATS SOME F***ED UP SH**
i seriously believe you.

One night me and my friends were at one of my friends cottage for the weekend and we were on a motor boat it was just parked in the middle of the lake while we were fishing. No one is moving where just waiting till the fish bite.
All of a sudden the boat started moving as if someone came on the boat.
It was around sunset, i'm muslim so if your muslim you know sunset is a dangerous time to be outside.
After when we went back to the cottage me an my friends were sleeping and all of a sudden his dog starts BARKING LIKE CRAZYYY!!!!! And we felt like as if some one was watching us through the window. We just went to sleep and nothing happened after (VERY serious)

wat?

ur story is lacking in details

[DrDouchebag]

Trish Stratus from the WWE used to go to my old gym. Didn't know who she was though, as i never watched WWF/WWE. My pops used to talk to her all the time and didn't even know who she was until he seen her on TV.

While smoking a blunt on a 9th floor balcony., I seen a guy get shot in the face from nearly point blank. There was **** all over the curb.

My heart was beating fast as fuk....I was like wtf...I just seen somsone die in front of me.

[cut.copy]

When i was about 12 i got hit by lighting at disney world and then a few week later i was hit again at my cottage. All i remember was crying like a baby and smelling like burning hair and skin all day.

almost impossible to happen, not buying it

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I rode the Georgia Scorcher next to the rapper T.I. in Six Flags over Georgia in Atlanta back in 2005.

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Is that the one up in the front of the park, and its orange, you ride it standing up? ive been on that ride plenty of times...

i had an encounter with an alien. it was the scariest moment of my life and i don't get scared easily. i would elaborate but i don't feel like sitting here and typing it all out. so................maybe tomorrow.

riiiight.

[BlackWraith]

- I went to high school (all 4 years) and was even friends at one point with John Tavares (not a legend yet but he gets talked about alot)

He's my cousin.

[belmont316]

first guy on the scene of a motorcycle accident by a forest preserve by me. Top of the guy's head was gone, brains and pieces of skull were laying on the pavement. Guy was still aware and was trying to stand up. Died shortly after. Do not want a motorcycle anymore.

are you aware that trying to stand with the top of your head missing and pieces of your skull and brains on the pavement will cause you to die?

[Kovy]

He's my cousin.

how does it feel to know your cousin is gonna be a millionaire next year

will he give you free ****?

[BlackWraith]

how does it feel to know your cousin is gonna be a millionaire next year

will he give you free ****?

It's cool I guess. I don't really tell anyone because most people don't believe me.
lol no...
Haven't seen him since we were little. I know his parents better. His dad and my uncle owned a business together. My dad, cousins and other uncles all worked for them.

[stilltoosmall4]

my dad's uncle was killed by the DC snipers in tucson in 2002.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,226043,00.html

[chimpilico]

Nothing really about me, but here's some random factoids about my family that no one believes:

Along with a small team of 4 or 5, my dad transported and flew many nuclear warheads to secret silos and bases in the 80's.

Dad's cousin is the drummer for the Steve Miller Band.

Mom is 2nd cousins with the new lead singer of Journey.

[SolidSnake84]

Nothing really about me, but here's some random factoids about my family that no one believes:

Along with a small team of 4 or 5, my dad transported and flew many nuclear warheads to secret silos and bases in the 80's.

Dad's cousin is the drummer for the Steve Miller Band.

Mom is 2nd cousins with the new lead singer of Journey.

would not want to have to fill those shoes...steve perry's vocals are unmatched

[Tyrbolift]

I was hiking in the Colorado mountains with a friend one day, in a heavily forested area along a fairly flat area on a wildlife trail, very still and quiet,and we heard what sounded like a horse galloping behind us. We turned around and there was a large doe coming at us down the path with her baby deer behind her.

She got fairly close and then made a quick 90 degree turn to our right (her left) and they both disappeared and their hoofbeats quickly faded.

Immediately after that a mountain lion came streaking through the brush along the opposite side of the path where the deer went and made a wide circle around us and crossed the path in front of us trying to catch the deer. It disappeared as well.

I like to think we may have been just what that deer and her kid needed to get away.

[Scotty_S]

this thread kicks lots of ass.....here's my feeble contribution:

I was on a Via-Rail Train going from Montreal to Toronto (had spent the weekend in Montreal with my Dad but he was stayin back for a couple days for business so I was alone on the train). I'm in first class and lovin the train ride.....we're moving along through some bum fuk middle of nowhere ****-hole town about 3 1/2 hours outside Toronto when BAM! the train smashes into a pickup truck and a fuking wheel flies past my window! (I was @ the front of the train....that's where 1st class is). Anywayss the train has to wait there for 4 hours for the coroner to come and pronounce the guy driving the truck dead, and then we were loaded onto buses and taken the rest of the way to toronto....we we're never told what the deal was but it had to be a suicide....we were in the middle of nowehere crossing a road that probably only had a few cars drive along it all the day....the guy wanted to die.

no one believes it, especially the part about the wheel but it happened.

[Redtodayx]

I shook hands with the current president of Taiwan back when he was still mayor of Taipei, this happened when I was about 12

[Mikey13Buddha]

had 2 serious girlfriends at the same time for about 5 months.

Did this for 2 whole years bro. Never again. Still with one of them to this day.

[kodiak5]

Some wierd older dude (about 50) would always say wierd sh*t to my younger brother at the town pool. My younger bro was about 10 at the time, and the pool is where all the young kids hangout every day during the summer. This dude would say stuff like "Hey Nick, your Mom told me to drive you home today," although nobody in my family knew the guy. It went on for about 2 weeks and then my Dad finally had enough and went to confront the guy. They start arguing and the guy begins saying some REALLY wierd sh*t like "I just wanted to give your son a ride home, he is such a handsome fella." My dad threatens to notify the police, the guy gets in his face and pushes him, then my dad broke the guys nose lol. It was pretty funny, but also kinda scary because this random guy was really f*cking wierd and we didn't know what his intentions were. He could have been a child molester for all we know. Haven't seen the dude since

[silly_]

When I was 16, a bartender convinced himself that I was Laura Pausini (famous singer) and offered free drinks and food to me and to all my friends, for a whole night.

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[.:Superman:.]

Some wierd older dude (about 50) would always say wierd sh*t to my younger brother at the town pool. My younger bro was about 10 at the time, and the pool is where all the young kids hangout every day during the summer. This dude would say stuff like "Hey Nick, your Mom told me to drive you home today," although nobody in my family knew the guy. It went on for about 2 weeks and then my Dad finally had enough and went to confront the guy. They start arguing and the guy begins saying some REALLY wierd sh*t like "I just wanted to give your son a ride home, he is such a handsome fella." My dad threatens to notify the police, the guy gets in his face and pushes him, then my dad broke the guys nose lol. It was pretty funny, but also kinda scary because this random guy was really f*cking wierd and we didn't know what his intentions were. He could have been a child molester for all we know. Haven't seen the dude since

obvious child molestor is obvious.


this is when you were supposed to tell your little brother to ask the guy to give him a ride home one day, and tell the **** to pick him up from behind the pool or from some empty parking lot behind a nearby mall, then you and your friends get some facemasks and run up and beat the living crap out of the old ****phile and threaten him that he better leave town.