ITT: Things that actually happened to you, but no one will believe (Serious)

**Benly52** · 04-30-2009, 11:52 PM

Lets keep this serious, no Fraudin.

I was at Red Robin, in San Antonio by La Cantera Mall with my GF and Tony parker and Eva longoria sat in the booth next to us.

I have seen a dead body before...IRL. Crime scene by my house..was curious so I just stared while the cops blocked off the intersection.

**Jester78** · 04-30-2009, 11:54 PM

first guy on the scene of a motorcycle accident by a forest preserve by me. Top of the guy's head was gone, brains and pieces of skull were laying on the pavement. Guy was still aware and was trying to stand up. Died shortly after. Do not want a motorcycle anymore.

**RuckstaR** · 04-30-2009, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jester78

first guy on the scene of a motorcycle accident by a forest preserve by me. Top of the guy's head was gone, brains and pieces of skull were laying on the pavement. Guy was still aware and was trying to stand up. Died shortly after. Do not want a motorcycle anymore.

That **** made we want to hurl...

(the aware bit)

**eiker_ir** · 04-30-2009, 11:57 PM

I met Bolo Yeung in Magic Kingdom when i was about 8. He had red shorts and a hawaiian shirt, very bizarre after seeing him kicking ass in Bloodsport for years.

**Jester78** · 05-01-2009, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by RuckstaR

That **** made we want to hurl...

(the aware bit)

i almost hurled after everything sunk in. At first it didn't seem real.

**gouscfootball** · 05-01-2009, 12:02 AM

I fuked a girl within 15 feet of a party with about 50 people standing outside on the patio. I only got to **** her for a few mins because there was a scene starting to form. I put on my pants as people cheered me on from the party and got the fuk out of there with the girl before any arrests/beat downs happened.

**Cheesewookie** · 05-01-2009, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by Jester78

first guy on the scene of a motorcycle accident by a forest preserve by me. Top of the guy's head was gone, brains and pieces of skull were laying on the pavement. Guy was still aware and was trying to stand up. Died shortly after. Do not want a motorcycle anymore.

Holy Hell! Did the guy know he was F'ed?

**franchise16** · 05-01-2009, 12:04 AM

A random girl i'd never met grabbed me and dragged me into a bathroom of a crowded pita restaurant and gave me head. The following week the same girl was there and did the exact same thing again. Still dont know her name or who she was but she swallowed like a champ.

**huckknows** · 05-01-2009, 12:05 AM

On the beach in Nantucket when I was about 14, my mother was yelling at me to go get the boogie board, as we were walking off, the guy in a group next to us offered me a beer, guy was Mel Gibson.

Was on a plane in the first row, across from the emergency exit where you walk on. Douche from the front of the jetway starts banging on the door, plane begins to taxi out, stupid flight attendant opens the door. The guy from the jetway trys to get on the plane, but the door traps his hand to the wall of the jetway, plane continues to go backwards. Loud ass metal bending snaping sounds, door bends all the way back to plane, part of jetway snaps off and falls, guy from jetway screaming, plane continues to roll backwards. We are know about 30 yards from the jetway when the plane finally stops, we all have to go back and get off, guy crushed his hand, stupid ass flight attendant was yelled at while we were getting off. Was watching it like a movie, I just could not believe this **** was happening.

**Jester78** · 05-01-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by donny_c

Holy Hell! Did the guy know he was F'ed?

dont think he felt any pain. He was looking at me and my buddy, and he put his hands behind himself to try and push himself up to his feet and went back down again. Layed there still staring at us for a few seconds until we were pushed out of the way by cops.

**epl2000** · 05-01-2009, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by franchise16

A random girl i'd never met grabbed me and dragged me into a bathroom of a crowded pita restaurant and gave me head. The following week the same girl was there and did the exact same thing again. Still dont know her name or who she was but she swallowed like a champ.

I'd be hesistant to get head from a random girl i just met, it's so slutty of a girl to not even know you for 5 minutes and start giving you head,also she might have aids

**franchise16** · 05-01-2009, 12:08 AM

When i was about 12 i got hit by lighting at disney world and then a few week later i was hit again at my cottage. All i remember was crying like a baby and smelling like burning hair and skin all day.

**franchise16** · 05-01-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by epl2000

I'd be hesistant to get head from a random girl i just met, it's so slutty of a girl to not even know you for 5 minutes and start giving you head,also she might have aids

I wasn't gunna say anything lol heads head.

**Cheesewookie** · 05-01-2009, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Jester78

dont think he felt any pain. He was looking at me and my buddy, and he put his hands behind himself to try and push himself up to his feet and went back down again. Layed there still staring at us for a few seconds until we were pushed out of the way by cops.

Well that's at least a little comforting.

**BigBen85** · 05-01-2009, 12:11 AM

I saw a dead guy in DC once. He was in the driver's seat of his car which was parked in front of Freedom Plaza (directly across from the CVS if anyone has been there before), black dude in a beat up as Honda civic I went up to his window to see if he was okay because his head was slumped against it and he looked like he was asleep and knocked on it but i could tell he was dead. this was at 11AM and when we went back to skate at Freedom at around 10:30PM he was still there and finally around 12AM the ambulance came and they took him out of his car and put the sheet over him.

Also one time while me and my buddy were skating at McDonald's we saw a black dude get out of his car and open his trunk and there was a white chick tied up in it. He moved it and punched it and slammed his tunk, stared me and my buddy down, got in his car and drove off.

**ddh69** · 05-01-2009, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Jester78

dont think he felt any pain. He was looking at me and my buddy, and he put his hands behind himself to try and push himself up to his feet and went back down again. Layed there still staring at us for a few seconds until we were pushed out of the way by cops.

wow thats ****ing insane... so he had like half of his head left or was it all gone?? and if so how could he be looking at you??

**kornelax** · 05-01-2009, 12:12 AM

When i was dreaming, I discover a trick at Mario Kart 64, on warios stage at the start when u jump and save half road. 3 months after gaming tv shows the new trick.

**devinn** · 05-01-2009, 12:13 AM

my dad worked in a tissue bank when i was a little kid, i snuck into the back rooms and saw a lot of bodies/opened up/organs.

it smelled pretty weird too

**Razor Beast** · 05-01-2009, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Jester78

first guy on the scene of a motorcycle accident by a forest preserve by me. Top of the guy's head was gone, brains and pieces of skull were laying on the pavement. Guy was still aware and was trying to stand up. Died shortly after. Do not want a motorcycle anymore.

Holy sheet where at in IL? That's freaking crazy.

**ProjectCG** · 05-01-2009, 12:17 AM

- Saw a man hit the rear bumper of a car on his motorcylce and superman a good distance over the car.
-Kid was shop lifting at the best buy I worked at and ran into the back of Bobby Jackson (basketball player) as he tried to bolt out the door. He dropped all of his games and kept running.

**Death Head** · 05-01-2009, 12:18 AM

i was blocking Chuck Norris from getting out of his Hummer at a restaurant.

i could go on forever about things.

**Jester78** · 05-01-2009, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by ddh69

wow thats ****ing insane... so he had like half of his head left or was it all gone?? and if so how could he be looking at you??

it was more like collapsed, like if you throw a watermelon on the ground and it partially breaks open. But there was a good size piece of skull laying on the ground and a large amount of blood. Both of his eyes were still there, just the top of his head was f'd up. He must have not skidded while flying off the bike, and landed straight down on the top of his head. We didnt see him go flying, we just heard the collision and made our turn onto the road and saw him laying there and a million unrecognizeable pieces of bike scattered down the road.

**Jester78** · 05-01-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Stevebb89

Holy sheet where at in IL? That's freaking crazy.

Higgins road coming out of Busse Woods, if yer familiar with the area. It was about 10 years ago.

**kyleTX** · 05-01-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Benly52

Lets keep this serious, no Fraudin.

I was at Red Robin, in San Antonio by La Cantera Mall with my GF and Tony parker and Eva longoria sat in the booth next to us.

I have seen a dead body before...IRL. Crime scene by my house..was curious so I just stared while the cops blocked off the intersection.

wtf, I'm there every other weekend. My boy lives at Mira Vista apt's on the La Cantera golf course

**jasoncho92** · 05-01-2009, 12:21 AM

I saw two upside down rainbows on top of each other and a normal rainbow below those two.

**louisdorkman** · 05-01-2009, 12:23 AM

claimed to be a CEO and got laid by a fat blonde whale.

claimed to have a large penis with reference to my name and f.ucked a ginger.

saw a girl on webcam showing her big pepperoni tits. found out she lives near me. invited her over and got a blowjob.

i'm famous cause i was on vh1 and my dance moves makes michael jackson look bad.

watched a kid on webcam commit suicide.

**Brozart** · 05-01-2009, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by ddh69

wow thats ****ing insane... so he had like half of his head left or was it all gone?? and if so how could he be looking at you??

basically the top half of your brain isnt needed for functions essential to life (srs)

**kyleTX** · 05-01-2009, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by HenryJDaniels

basically the top half of your brain isnt needed for functions essential to life (srs)

the frontal lobe isn't, not so sure about the ENTIRE top

**louisdorkman** · 05-01-2009, 12:27 AM

who cares.. the guy should've worn a helmet.

**Benly52** · 05-01-2009, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by kyleTX

wtf, I'm there every other weekend. My boy lives at Mira Vista apt's on the La Cantera golf course

Don't worry my gf Asked Eva for an autograph and she said no.

I asked the manager if they went there often and she said Eva likes the burgers they are usually seen their once a month.

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