Like right before you max out or something?
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05-01-2009, 12:03 AM #4
your body has a max for a reason, so you dont tear your muscles off.
dont hype yourself up too much then lift yourself bro.
this explains why when a mothers child is trapped under a car she can lift the car (freak example)
because her body knows lifting this object is more important than tearing all of its muscles to lift this object.
fuk i suck at explaining things sometimes
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I remember this video I saw on Real TV on Spike of a guy who crashed his helicopter and then some fat guy actually LIFTED it off the ground (deadlift style) and another guy rescued the pilot.. do you have any idea how fcking heavy a helicopter is to lift.. goddamn.
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It is possible. You just need to figure a way to trigger your amydgala (part of the brain) that triggers your fight or flight response. It really doesn't matter what aspect is triggered. Neural pathaways will activate in a electro-chemical chain and before you know your pituitary gland (endocrine system) will begin pumping adrenaline through your body.
Like a few people said, it can turn you into an animal, but not for a long period of time. It may help on a single lift or two...but probably isn't a great long-term strategy. Remember, the more you activate it the less likely your body will create a response to what ever stimulus you used to engage it....Rep military on sight
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i get adrenaline dumps everytime a daydream about getting in a fight.
then im like **** i cant fight while im all shakey and **** and im like i would never win against chuck liddell anyway
even if i did i couldnt do it t3 times in a row.
and even if i did that (which i prolly could) i couldnt defeat a platoon of marines.
and even if i did that i couldnt take over the world. and even if i did that,
i would only be a small timer in the universe game
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