Why is cell tech frowned upon?

[Nemist]

New to bodybuilding, looking to bulk, read many positive things on the internet about cell tech however i have noticed the community here have a problem with it.

I only started a week ago and am still educating myself with workouts, suppliments, calories etc... would just like to know why cell tech has a bad rep here..

Noticed this especially in the teen of the week thread.

[user5145]

It is overpriced, overrated, and overmarketed to a ridiculous extent.

[JD_Klinkz]

It is overpriced, overrated, and overmarketed to a ridiculous extent.

loool
summed up very nicely

[Nemist]

It is overpriced, overrated, and overmarketed to a ridiculous extent.

What would you recommend in its place? i have noticed the price is steep.

[user5145]

What would you recommend in its place? i have noticed the price is steep.

a good diet, caffeine pills, whey protein, creatine monohydrate

[allergic2rice]

imho, if it was cheaper, it'd be much better. it's just creatine really, with sum crap thrown in, wallah, Cell-tech. the claims are ridiculous and stuff, but the price really is what kills it.

[TheProphecy]

how much is dat dere celltech? price

[PureSantana]

In all seriousness it wouldent be that bad if they nocked down the price.

[JD_Klinkz]

Its nothing that can't be done without it though.
If Creatine was taken with a steady healthy diet then you would see very similar effects and save a hell of a lot of money

[gabefedota]

Muscletech is a hype company, not a quality company...If it says muscletech and isn't hydroxycut, don't think about it.

[Nemist]

Thanks for the responses, apreciated!

[.Enigma.]

Posted this in another thread, though it applies here also

Cell Tech - Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.

Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.

Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop the production and sales, of Cell-Tech, one such organization is MuscleMissions(website : http://www.musclemissions.org/).According to MuscleMissions, Cell-Tech can be brewed from supplies found at home and parents should watch their kids closely. Infact, BodyBuilding.com, is rumored to have a section of the IFBB Pro forum, dedicated solely to the production of such chemicals.

Cell-tech was first discovered in 1935 as a cure for certain diseases. Today it is used medically to cure muscle wasting diseases such as aids or muscular dystrophy.


Cell-Tech History
After the discovery of the rare nomenclature of this member of the celery family in 1934, the science world exploded with this discovery that would cause a shocking cresendeu of muscular development, Dr Greg Valentino who first created the bioavalible strand of the drug, using water frequency modulation, was the first known user of this compound, which he foolishly decided to test upon himself, isolated in the bicep muscle, which became beyond gargantuan.
It was however, years before, in the far south of africa where this plant thrives on the arid landscape, where tribesmen first found, and implimented this plant, although not as potent as the modulated version, the plant Cellerious Technecious was widley known as a cure for infertility.


warning Cell-tech is a very unstable muscle building phenomenon. Do not shake bottle, as it can cause black holes and riffs in the time transition. Also avoid contact with vagina as it contains horse semen products

[chiraag]

ffs there's a search function, use it. there r 2 threads like this posted everyday

[TheProphecy]

ffs there's a search function, use it. there r 2 threads like this posted everyday

[Nemist]

ffs there's a search function, use it. there r 2 threads like this posted everyday

Calm down boss.