So me and this girl who i've been seeing for a while went to a big college end of the semester party. Our university is huge so there's always tons of **** going on around there. I call up my buddy who is gonna bring his girl too. So we all meet up at night to drive up there. We get to the building and i park a little ways down the street.
We get inside and theres more than one party going on in this place. Everyone is going nuts cause the summer break is almost here. We go into one big apartment and start getting our drank on. I downed a couple beers and took a shot of tequila.
My girl and I break off from my buddy and his girl for a while. Being drunk we wnna start making out and ****. We look around and then ask any people if there's any open rooms or anything. Nothing was available, not even a dam bathroom.
So I look to her and ask her what we should do. She's crazy as hell and says we should go outside and find something. Seeing as the weather has been outstanding as of late around her I agree to it.
We head outside and we are looking around campus. We look right behind the building and theres like this little shed. Its weird I never noticed it until i had intentions of fuking my girl in there. So for some reason the thing was unlocked and we head inside. Theres a big ass tractor in there and a couple shovels and rakes. Not much room at all.
We look at each other and say what the hell. We start making out hardcore on the spot. Things are getting heavy and I'm getting turned the hell on. I bend her over the hood of the tractor and just start giving it to her hard. We continue for like 5 minutes and shes moaning so loud i was afraid someone might come in.
We switch up position and I'm sitting on the tractor like some kind of ranch boy. She gets on top and just starts riding me ever so beautifully. We go at it even harder and **** is nuts right now. I never hit it as extreme as i did last night. So everything is going perfect until i hear a noise.
I asked her what it was and she said she didn't know. All of a sudden the fuking think starts rolling brahs. I was ****ting myself, she must of hit the clutch or something. I'm looking for the brake and i can't the damn thing, especially not with her on me. The thing starts rolling and it smashes right through the fuking wooden wall.
The shed is right at the top of a little hill and i know whats about to happen. We start rolling down the fuking hill, picking up speed with every second. I get my girl off of me and look around for a second. I locate the brake and stop the dam thing after a solid 15 seconds rolling down. I look around and theres like 15 people just standing there.
My girlfriend is off the tractor by now, i do a barrel roll off the hood of the tractor. Me and her sprint to my car and get the fuk outta there before campus police arrive. Now im just wondering what i should tell my buddy and his girl what happened.