**** got real St. Patty's day

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:12 AM

So I take off the entire day Wednesday because I thought me an my girl friend would have a great time on St. Patty's day and we could spend the day together tomorrow. Wrong. It turns out she is a ****ing whore. I met her at the bar and we had a few drinks. I go to the bathroom and what do I see when I come back? She is ****ing making out with some other dude in my seat. I completely blacked out at this point from pure shock and rage so I don't really know what happened but the bouncer told me I grabbed the guy by the collar, threw him off the bar stool, then grabbed my gf by the back of her hair, lifted her off of it by her hair, and screamed "WHAT THE **** ARE DOING?" before the guy I originally threw to the ground got back up and punched me in the face a couple times, I threw him to the ground and ****ed up my knuckles on his head before his buddies got involved and punched me in the face a few more times. Before anything else all the bouncers in the club were breaking the fight up and the next thing I remember is one of the bouncers pushing his forearm in my throat to calm me down. I did once I could think clearly and let him escort me out of the club

I explained to the bouncer what had happened and he then told me he would get my girl friend so we could "discuss things" He brought her out and I told her I was disgusted with how much of a dirty tramp she was and that we were through. She had nothing to say but "I don't know what happened" I told her to go **** herself and yelled out to a group of guys just getting out of their cars "if you are looking for an easy dirty slut tonight look no further, I am sure my ex girlfriend will **** you". I walked away and one of her friends that was with her but didn't witness the scene asked what happened. I told her what had happened and to look after her because I am done with her for good. What is real ****ty about this is we have been going out for 8 months. WTF

I ended up walking back to my house which was about and hour away but it provided much needed stress relief. The 12 pack of Yuenglings I found in my trunk are helping as well.

Cliffs

Take off work Wednesday
Go out for St. Patty's day
Go to the bathroom
Come back and my Gf is making out with some dude
I throw him off the stool, grab gf by the back of hair and scream at her
I get punched in the face a few times and brawl commences
Brawl gets broken up by bouncers
Meet GF outside and tell the whore to **** off
Leave her and walk my ass home
Found a 12 pack of Yuengling in my car

**ziggy5121** · 03-18-2009, 01:16 AM

Pics?

**romeo2** · 03-18-2009, 01:16 AM

theres something missing in your post

edit: damnit ^

**who_mike_jones** · 03-18-2009, 01:18 AM

what a whore.

**gobstpr** · 03-18-2009, 01:21 AM

is rick james gonna have to slap a hoe?

**triptizine** · 03-18-2009, 01:22 AM

need pics to make true assessment of situation..

**MyRiddum** · 03-18-2009, 01:25 AM

well ya that sucks.. but its an obvious solution, move on. You got her, you'll snag another one. Good luck, life's a bitch.

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by MyRiddum

well ya that sucks.. but its an obvious solution, move on. You got her, you'll snag another one. Good luck, life's a bitch.

word. don't needa deal with that ****. the ****

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by MyRiddum

well ya that sucks.. but its an obvious solution, move on. You got her, you'll snag another one. Good luck, life's a bitch.

Pretty much the way I feel about life and people just keep reaffirming it for me

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

Pretty much the way I feel about life and people just keep reaffirming it for me

same here bro. i'm about to start ****ing dudes so i don't gotta deal with girl drama

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:34 AM

This is all I got pic wise. The truth is she never used Myspace, ********, or even owned a computer. I guess she is an old fashioned whore. I feel ****ing horrible right now.

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

This is all I got pic wise. The truth is she never used Myspace, ********, or even owned a computer. I guess she is an old fashioned whore. I feel ****ing horrible right now.

i know it aint all about looks but you look like you could do better (no homo)

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:38 AM

if it makes you feel better bro i broke up with my girl today too. for immaturity reasons

i feel like **** but **** it. gotta do it

your situation is different. i'd try and justify it by saying she was really drunk but there is not an excuse

**Rabbit_904** · 03-18-2009, 01:40 AM

Thats awful. Im not sure if its the worst part but how random is that. How much of a whore can you be? You think you are out having fun with your girl, you leave for the bathroom, and come back to find that? I bet witnessing that would almost be surreal like it isn't really happening.....best luck to you for losing that whore and btw DRUNKninjamastr...the 12 pack won't help in the long run

**taxsux** · 03-18-2009, 01:40 AM

Dude, you can do much better man. No offence.

Cheer up bro, you just got your get out of jail card.

Enjoy. You'll get someone 10x better.

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Lee1985

if it makes you feel better bro i broke up with my girl today too. for immaturity reasons

i feel like **** but **** it. gotta do it

your situation is different. i'd try and justify it by saying she was really drunk but there is not an excuse

I honestly think it was because she was really ****ing drunk but that is no excuse at all. I would even go as far to say she may have been so drunk that she thought the guy she was making out with was me. Regardless I am sick of baby sitting this train wreck. If we "worked things out" I would still wonder if she is getting dick in her or not when we aren't together. Things just wouldn't be the same

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by Rabbit_904

Thats awful. Im not sure if its the worst part but how random is that. How much of a whore can you be? You think you are out having fun with your girl, you leave for the bathroom, and come back to find that? I bet witnessing that would almost be surreal like it isn't really happening.....best luck to you for losing that whore and btw DRUNKninjamastr...the 12 pack won't help in the long run

No but the 12 pack feels good right now. Cheers. Besides I will be fine tomorrow. Just drink some water to hydrate and hit the gym.

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

I honestly think it was because she was really ****ing drunk but that is no excuse at all. I would even go as far to say she may have been so drunk that she thought the guy she was making out with was me. Regardless I am sick of baby sitting this train wreck. If we "worked things out" I would still wonder if she is getting dick in her or not when we aren't together. Things just wouldn't be the same

yep, exactly. not worth it in the long run cause you'll never trust her fully again even if you think you do you'll still have thoughts.

im 24 too. how old was she?

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

No but the 12 pack feels good right now. Cheers. Besides I will be fine tomorrow. Just drink some water to hydrate and hit the gym.

i never touch alc after drama. **** makes me emo as ****. i won't drink for a good month because of my break up

lotta gym time

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lee1985

yep, exactly. not worth it in the long run cause you'll never trust her fully again even if you think you do you'll still have thoughts.

im 24 too. how old was she?

31, Older chicks FTL

**romeo2** · 03-18-2009, 01:45 AM

i wonder what the guy said (serious)

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

31, Older chicks FTL

jesus **** bro, i was gonna look for an older chick. my girl was younger than me and immature as **** so i thought i'll find an older one who is mature

guess i need to date a granny or a paralyzed bitch from now on

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Lee1985

jesus **** bro, i was gonna look for an older chick. my girl was younger than me and immature as **** so i thought i'll find an older one who is mature

guess i need to date a granny or a paralyzed bitch from now on

Your ****ed no matter what you do. I dated a younger chick previously as well and had the same thoughts as you.

**DrunkNinjaMastr** · 03-18-2009, 02:03 AM

The bumps on my head are already starting to go down to barely noticeable which makes me conclude that I got into a fight with a bunch of pussies. Either way what the **** was this whore doing making out with such an inferior being.

**Lee1985** · 03-18-2009, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by SlimLazy

how sure are we suppose to be about your no homo tag after your statement about ****ing dudes?

**** it

**rhino916** · 03-18-2009, 03:07 AM

damn that really sucks. I would have done the same as you. Brining a GF to a bar always = drama/trouble. I am convinced no good can come of it.

**Tiffany Wantsmore** · 03-18-2009, 03:13 AM

Not entirely sure you should have dragged the guy off the chair or whatever, it wasn't really his fault, he probably thought she was on her own ... but I'm surprised a 31 year old woman would act so thoughtlessly, wtf? Most people get over the "getting so drunk you can't think straight" attitude by then.

Its even worse that you went to the bar together, if she had gone on her own one might expect this kind of thing. But when you were just in the bathroom, jeez.

**BoneSkinny** · 03-18-2009, 03:14 AM

Don't go back with her

**Trapstar4.4** · 03-18-2009, 05:19 AM

no way! thats pretty damn insane

**slade81** · 03-18-2009, 05:23 AM

Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore

Not entirely sure you should have dragged the guy off the chair or whatever, it wasn't really his fault, he probably thought she was on her own ... but I'm surprised a 31 year old woman would act so thoughtlessly, wtf? Most people get over the "getting so drunk you can't think straight" attitude by then.

Its even worse that you went to the bar together, if she had gone on her own one might expect this kind of thing. But when you were just in the bathroom, jeez.

she probably wanted the fight.

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