*80 pushups before going anywhere in public crew*
*manlets who somehow get laid crew*
*8 mph over the speed limit at all times, no matter what crew*
*enjoy our shirts shrinking in the dryer so they're tighter around our arms crew*
*bring a sack lunch to work and throw it away every single time crew*
*biceps bigger than quads crew*
*bears, bulls, cubbies, hawks crew*
Location: Fighting off a Silverback Gorilla on Cell-Tech with my Wow Strong Arms while surrounded by 30 Unarmed Men on ground littered with Recluse Spiders while Chuck Norris PIITB Bruce Lee (no homo) and Brian Peppers touches hot Jailbait all under a Cloud, Ya'Rly!, Canada
i dont know. some girl bit my lower lip and it bled a little. (serious)
i was like "owww wtf"
sorry brah, and don't call me 'some girl'
Smear my load all over my face crew
*sleeps to the sound of wet grass crew!*
*wet grass sound like wet...like wet all over crew*
*Would vote for O'mara as judge, jury, and executioner crew*
*Would vote for O'mara as the government's sole Executive, Judicial, and Legislative power crew*