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    The difference between Jelly and Jam joke...

    Last night on How I Met Your Mother they used the joke only substituted Jelly with peanut butter, but they left out the punchline since it was on CBS. Immediately reminded me of the misc.
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    The joke makes no sense with peanut butter, just saying. I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat?
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    so it went something like this?

    "what's the difference between peanut butter and jam"?

    "i don't know"

    awkward silence cause the guy isn't allowed to hit the punch line..
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    cool story


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    Originally Posted by _Ishy View Post
    so it went something like this?

    "what's the difference between peanut butter and jam"?

    "i don't know"

    awkward silence cause the guy isn't allowed to hit the punch line..
    Nah, they showed his lips saying it, with the narrator saying that he can't repeat it, because the whole thing is he's telling the story to his kids. There's a whole build up to it too that says it's not an appropriate joke for chicks and he tells it to a chick.
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    Originally Posted by LeonardShelby View Post
    Last night on How I Met Your Mother they used the joke only substituted Jelly with peanut butter, but they left out the punchline since it was on CBS. Immediately reminded me of the misc.
    Thats a fantastic story. Say brah, do you have time to tell it again?
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    Originally Posted by ProteinGram48 View Post
    Thats a fantastic story. Say brah, do you have time to tell it again?
    Yes, I do actually.

    Last night on How I Met Your Mother they used the joke only substituted Jelly with peanut butter, but they left out the punchline since it was on CBS. Immediately reminded me of the misc.
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    Ya know, I once heard that a good joke shouldn't require the listener to have use heavy insinuation-detection to get the joke.....Can you please tell the exact joke because working backwards has only gotten me so far.
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