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04-09-2009, 12:29 AM
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Pathetic Urinal Piss Fail (lulz)
Today i took a break from class to go to the bathroom, as i pull down the front of my pants to whip out my shlong, i notice a little fuzzle from by boxers at the end of penor, i try to kinda flick it off but it didn't budge, since it was right at the tip of the hole, i thought "alright tough guy" i'll fire hose the sh*t outta you and started peeing. Mid-piss i decide to check and see if it was still there so i give it a slight tilt and sure enough it was gone however i tilted a little too far and my piss ricochet off the urinal all over my shirt/shorts so i decided to post up in the bathroom to save the embarrassment. My teacher gave me a truant for abusing the time limit on the bathroom pass.
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04-09-2009, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by *ESPIEE*
Today i took a break from class to go to the bathroom, as i pull down the front of my pants to whip out my shlong, i notice a little fuzzle from by boxers at the end of penor, i try to kinda flick it off but it didn't budge, since it was right at the tip of the hole, i thought "alright tough guy" i'll fire hose the sh*t outta you and started peeing. Mid-piss i decide to check and see if it was still there so i give it a slight tilt and sure enough it was gone however i tilted a little too far and my piss ricochet off the urinal all over my shirt/shorts so i decided to post up in the bathroom to save the embarrassment. My teacher gave me a truant for abusing the time limit on the bathroom pass.
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lol ive seen that movie
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04-09-2009, 12:39 AM
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nah bitch nah!
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time limit lololol
u in 5th grade brah?
just say u were taking a fat dump
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04-09-2009, 12:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gregdro
timelimit on bathroom pass?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TweedZ
time limit lololol
u in 5th grade brah?
just say u were fappin
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Don't lie.
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04-10-2009, 12:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TweedZ
time limit lololol
u in 5th grade brah?
just say u were taking a fat dump
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it's one of those passes in the above picture, the max time limit is 5 minutes.
My Calculus teacher is a fat douche/nerd so he expects us to follow every single rule and punishes us for the slightest disobedience.
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04-10-2009, 12:50 AM
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you have to take an electronic hall pass to the bathroom with you?
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04-10-2009, 01:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Albatross
you have to take an electronic hall pass to the bathroom with you?
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ya, gay as phuk and it beeps if you go over 5 minutes but it takes 2:30 each way so you can forget taking a dump.
Does anyone have lame hall monitors too?
Ours always follows us into the bathroom to make sure we don't graffiti.
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