So I'm always eating lately since I started bulking, going to the dining hall 4-5 times a day. Girlfriend lives right down the way (same building) so she ends up coming with quite often. She was always skinny, but lately she's been making better bulk progress than me. At first I was pissed, admittedly. She was losing her sexy body. But then I started noticing the benefits.. now other guys aren't as attracted to her. I have a plan. Now it's full blown dirty bulk mode. Twinkies and little debbie snack cakes all over the place to ensure calorie surpluses on the daily.
She's like a really nice sports car that I'm covering up with cupcakes. Just for a little while.
Thoughs/Opinions?
prebulk.. 5'4" 110 to 128 as of yesterday. 2 months
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10-14-2011, 03:19 PM #1Registered Sick Kunt
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ITT: I puposely helped my girlfriend get fat
Last edited by dyd1; 10-14-2011 at 03:58 PM.
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #2custom user title
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lmao
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #3Registered User
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dem titties get bigger? That's the only upside when they go on a bulk
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #4Banned
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #5Toothfairy Agnostic
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Whats your gf's butt hole taste like
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #6Are your acorns flapped?
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when are you planning to invest in a harpoon?Originally Posted by dyd1
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10-14-2011, 03:21 PM #7Failed former lifter
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There are girls who actually think this way (srs).
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10-14-2011, 03:22 PM #8Up the punx!
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Not sure if genius or really stupid...
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10-14-2011, 03:22 PM #9Registered User
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So your plan is to get her fat and then have her not cut so she stays repulsive?
Brah, why didnt u just get an uggo gf from the beginning? woulda been a lot easier
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10-14-2011, 03:22 PM #10Form follows function
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lmao thisOriginally Posted by UMP
wtf op major insecurity issues.
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10-14-2011, 03:23 PM #11
Rep'd
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10-14-2011, 03:25 PM #12
da fukkkkkkk. whats ur end game?????? you end up dating a fattie????
also before and after pics?
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10-14-2011, 03:25 PM #13Registered User
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more cushin' for the pushin'
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10-14-2011, 03:26 PM #14RUA Wizard
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10-14-2011, 03:26 PM #15Registered User
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this should end well
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10-14-2011, 03:27 PM #16Registered User
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Thread needs pics
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10-14-2011, 03:28 PM #17Registered User
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inb4 OP is disgusted by the chunk monster he has created
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10-14-2011, 03:28 PM #18Banned
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Lol so you're gunna make her bulk then wife her up and make her cut back to her original state pre-bulk? That's either the smartest or stupidest idea I've ever heard of
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10-14-2011, 03:29 PM #19You Mirin?
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Better go a sporting goods store and stock up on harpoons OP. You're gonna need it.
Rather have guys mirin my girl than be dating a fat chick...
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10-14-2011, 03:30 PM #20Gettin shredded cuzz
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strong insecurities if true, would dump.
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10-14-2011, 03:31 PM #21
sounds genius too me
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10-14-2011, 03:31 PM #22Registered User
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Lol
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10-14-2011, 03:32 PM #23Lean Bulkin' Breh
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Ib4 backfire and leads to this
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10-14-2011, 03:32 PM #24420
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LoL inbefore she stays fat. FOREVER.
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10-14-2011, 03:32 PM #25Registered User
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girls are incapable of cutting, bro. you goofed up. inb4 she forgets she was skinny and starts talking about genetix
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10-14-2011, 03:33 PM #26
End well will it not
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10-14-2011, 03:34 PM #27Banned
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does she even lift?
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10-14-2011, 03:34 PM #28@̓̆͊́̋̈́̉ͯ̽̂̄̒͌̔̚
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maybe OP secretly hates women, and will dump her as soon as she reaches the point of no return
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10-14-2011, 03:34 PM #29Registered User
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make sure she does squats, good mornings, and leg press.
that is, if you want her to have dat perfect ass nomwatimsayin?pr's:
deadliftin: 475
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Oh, good Lord! It's unbelievable. It's... it's horrible. I can't understand the reason for such cruelty. It must have something to do with some obscure sexual rite or with the almost profound respect these primitives have for virginity.
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