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03-24-2009, 02:51 PM
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Just curious.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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03-24-2009, 02:51 PM
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Crazy as always...
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LMAO...
Invention of the wheel?
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03-24-2009, 02:52 PM
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well, there was one thing...was always there...will always be there...will always be better then sliced bread OR even 2-ply toilet paper...
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03-24-2009, 02:52 PM
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Sex............. 
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03-24-2009, 02:55 PM
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Crazy as always...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Old-Time-Lifter
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Once sliced bread came along, sex wasn't the greatest? 
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03-24-2009, 03:01 PM
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sudo apt-get beer
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Cookie dough!
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03-24-2009, 03:08 PM
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Fire.
Food cooked with fire.
Wait a minute, those are still pretty darn good.
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03-24-2009, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhinoclan
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Unsliced bread. No question about it.
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03-24-2009, 03:44 PM
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the MYTHBUSTER
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Quote:
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Once sliced bread came along, sex wasn't the greatest? |
I knew someone would say that...........
But the saying is the best thing 'since' sliced bread...... no judgement on whether slice bread is the best thing or not..... in my mind it's not. Jar Pickles have them beat........ lol
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03-24-2009, 03:49 PM
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When in doubt, mumble
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when was sliced bread invented. I need to know before I can tell you the best thing before it
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03-24-2009, 04:04 PM
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Be jealous of the tan!
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The cats pajamas were pretty epic.
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03-24-2009, 04:19 PM
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Salted butter.
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03-24-2009, 04:41 PM
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When in doubt, mumble
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It was first produced in 1928, so whatever was the best thing before it had to be invented or first produced prior to that. So I am gonna have to go with beer.
I was going to say Pringles, but they were too recent.
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03-24-2009, 04:42 PM
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Sliced mammoth meat cooked by Grog.
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03-24-2009, 04:54 PM
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Be jealous of the tan!
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Quote:
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Sliced mammoth meat cooked by Grog.
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03-24-2009, 05:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbx
Unsliced bread. No question about it.
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Hilarious! 
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03-24-2009, 05:49 PM
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I work for it period...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbx
Unsliced bread. No question about it.
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Absolutely!!
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03-24-2009, 07:01 PM
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Quote:
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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The flush toilet!
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03-24-2009, 07:37 PM
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Browns fan forever
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Dumplings?
Wait, that would count as unsliced bread wouldn't it?
Sorry dbx. : )
How in the heck do you get smileys on here anyhow?
I can only put them up for a new topic.
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03-24-2009, 07:53 PM
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Squatin' in ur curl rack
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Fixed
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03-24-2009, 08:02 PM
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Browns fan forever
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See what I mean?
Why can't I put them in my text?
I probably have to quit being lazy and look into my settings huh?
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03-24-2009, 08:06 PM
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Browns fan forever
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I think I have learned!
Let's see.
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03-24-2009, 08:06 PM
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sudo apt-get beer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jcbrowns
See what I mean?
Why can't I put them in my text?
I probably have to quit being lazy and look into my settings huh?
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Smileys are disabled until you reach 136 posts!
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Cute kids story, my then 5 year old daughter says to me: "Don't be silly Daddy, they don't make game-girls, just like they don't make boy-cheese sandwiches!"
* When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there is no end to what you can't do!
*Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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03-24-2009, 08:07 PM
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sudo apt-get beer
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Originally Posted by jcbrowns
I think I have learned!
Let's see.
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See, I told you, nothing to worry about!
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Cute kids story, my then 5 year old daughter says to me: "Don't be silly Daddy, they don't make game-girls, just like they don't make boy-cheese sandwiches!"
* When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there is no end to what you can't do!
*Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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03-24-2009, 08:08 PM
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Browns fan forever
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Yes I did.
Why not just have a face to click on.
Now I have to learn all of the ways to post whatever smiley I want on here.
First site I have seen to do it this way.
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03-24-2009, 08:10 PM
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Be jealous of the tan!
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Quote:
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Yes I did.
Why not just have a face to click on.
Now I have to learn all of the ways to post whatever smiley I want on here.
First site I have seen to do it this way.
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Look in the FAQ section ^^^up there...there's a list of them.
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03-24-2009, 08:11 PM
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Browns fan forever
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You had me thinking for a second there.
Wait, wut!
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03-24-2009, 08:14 PM
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sliced cheese
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03-24-2009, 08:18 PM
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I like smilies..
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03-24-2009, 08:20 PM
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I should have took the advice of my own sig.
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