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03-21-2009, 12:33 AM
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What should i name my new bong?
Its about a foot tall, with blue and orange stripes around the base. Pretty basic, but it needs a sick name.
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03-21-2009, 12:33 AM
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Ernie.
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oct. 6th 2009 225lbsx10 decline bench press
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1000lb club @ 20 yrs old and under 170lbs (09/2009)
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03-21-2009, 12:34 AM
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Hans, Gunther, or Helmutt
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03-21-2009, 12:34 AM
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Obv. thread is useless without pics.
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03-21-2009, 12:35 AM
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The hammer is my penis.
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My Hot Cawk
So when you and your friends wanna get high you all have to put your mouths on My Hot Cawk.
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03-21-2009, 12:35 AM
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Swiftly into the Night
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Bong Containing the Weed to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water
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03-21-2009, 12:35 AM
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A Clockwork Bong.
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03-21-2009, 12:36 AM
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Ram-Rod
aware?
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03-21-2009, 12:36 AM
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I have a bong. It doesn't have a name. Perhaps you are taking your weed smoking a bit too seriously and you need to grow up a little. Learn your priorities in life. Maybe get a dog and name that instead.
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03-21-2009, 12:36 AM
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A name that means something to you...why the hell are you asking random people what the name should be?
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03-21-2009, 12:37 AM
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Dr. Slammo, Mr. Miagi, El Magnifico or "814" (after the crossbow on Half Baked that Samson surprises Dave Chappelle with, prompting him to mutter, "What the fukk is an eight fourteen??")
EDIT: BTW, don't you have to decide on a name only when you're high, though?
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03-21-2009, 12:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aci150
I have a bong. It doesn't have a name. Perhaps you are taking your weed smoking a bit too seriously and you need to grow up a little. Learn your priorities in life. Maybe get a dog and name that instead.
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Hopefully someday we can all be as cool as you.
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03-21-2009, 12:38 AM
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Swiftly into the Night
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i got a better one
(6aR,10aR)-6,6,9-trimethyl-3-pentyl-6a,7,8,10a-tetrahydro-6H-benzo[c]chromen-1-ol
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03-21-2009, 12:39 AM
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"Sonny Bong-o" ftw.
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03-21-2009, 12:39 AM
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One lift at a time
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Macaw or Mahcawk ahaha
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03-21-2009, 12:40 AM
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do guys like the sound of Conan
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03-21-2009, 12:40 AM
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pics of bong
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03-21-2009, 12:40 AM
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I rep back 2k+
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03-21-2009, 12:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Colinthecoolcat
do guys like the sound of Conan
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gay
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03-21-2009, 12:46 AM
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the one hitter quitter
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03-21-2009, 12:47 AM
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^ANIMAL!!!
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the Chong
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03-21-2009, 12:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Colinthecoolcat
do guys like the sound of Conan
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Conan the Bongbarian or Conan the Herb Destroyer?
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03-21-2009, 12:54 AM
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Lil' BoBong blues.
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03-21-2009, 01:03 AM
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18 inch fatcepts!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BobDaNob
Conan the Bongbarian or Conan the Herb Destroyer?
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lulz
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03-21-2009, 01:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iamtheawesome
My Hot Cawk
So when you and your friends wanna get high you all have to put your mouths on My Hot Cawk.
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DUDE GTFO THATS THE SECOND TIME U MADE ME GIGGLE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
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03-21-2009, 01:04 AM
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A Registered Something..
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Wesly pipes man
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03-21-2009, 01:06 AM
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the mini hadron collider
or hardon collider
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03-21-2009, 01:08 AM
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Let me rap for you.
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thor
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03-21-2009, 01:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by emass88
Ernie.
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Dick.
Check out my nes dick...
You want a hit off my dick..
Hand me my dick..
Blah blah blah
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03-21-2009, 01:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_messiah
thor
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Thor - God of Hunger.
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