teen version. text a girl and say "when are you gonna let me tap that??"

**TheLostSim1718** · 10-04-2009, 02:32 PM

i have to read all 20 epic pages but has any1 ever suceeeded

**RMHSLB** · 10-04-2009, 03:28 PM

me:So when you gonna let me tap dat?
her:what?!
me:so when you gonna let me tap dat!
her: Dad go to bed

ha jk jk

**FrostyUSMC** · 10-04-2009, 04:05 PM

lmfao this thread is epic, ill try it later for realz and post

**Big B Bro** · 10-04-2009, 04:08 PM

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that sexybum?
her: Eww shut up
Me: Baby, I want your vagina.
Her: "Mommy, my brother is getting creepy"

**ZionNYC** · 10-04-2009, 04:18 PM

Okay this is my second time trying it to a girl I kind of know (classmates).

Me: Hey.
Her: hey <3
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass.
Her: lol
Me: 'dat ass' said in a black accent
Her: lmao!!!
Me: im srs
Her: nah
Me: nah wut?
Her: i dunt think so
Me: I'll help you with your spelling then I'll run though dat pussy
Her: brb

(FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU)

Me: you there?
hello...
you back?
Her: you mad horny?
Me: you mad brah?
Her: what?
Me: Celltech brah.
Her: ... wtf r u talking about
Me: whachu talking bout willis?
Her: stop playing around
just have a normal conversation
k?
Me: How much inches can you take up your ass
Her: WTF?

(Everything went better then expected)

wait wut?

This is fun. I'ma continue doing this. All of it is fo' realz.

**Limons.** · 10-04-2009, 04:18 PM

talking about biology stuff to a girl, blah blah blah

me: so when u gonna let me tap that

?
her: anytime.

me: i was being serious.
her: so was i.

WIN!!!!!!

update:
me: sounds great arent u a virgin though?
her:yeah, well for now.

me: i could change that haha
her: good idea.

**TheLostSim1718** · 10-04-2009, 04:32 PM

Me: you there?
hello...
you back?
Her: you mad horny?<< after this u completly fhucked everything up dude
Me: you mad brah?
Her: what?
Me: Celltech brah.
Her: ... wtf r u talking about
Me: whachu talking bout willis?
Her: stop playing around
just have a normal conversation
k?
Me: How much inches can you take up your ass
Her: WTF?

**monstermn** · 10-04-2009, 04:36 PM

In on this.

**ZionNYC** · 10-04-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Shadow1617

Me: you there?
hello...
you back?
Her: you mad horny?<< after this u completly fhucked everything up dude
Me: you mad brah?
Her: what?
Me: Celltech brah.
Her: ... wtf r u talking about
Me: whachu talking bout willis?
Her: stop playing around
just have a normal conversation
k?
Me: How much inches can you take up your ass
Her: WTF?

Right. I shoulda been like "DO IT ***GOT".

By the way I jokes with my female friends a lot. She wasn't gonna **** me when she said "you mad horny". I know these girls by now.

And her boyfriend is a bandgeek prick. I hate him with a passion.

**Docker** · 10-04-2009, 04:47 PM

i thought id do something a little different, enjoy!

Steve says:
hey babe hows it going

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Yea nt bad u babe x

Steve says:
yeah im gd, shut up a second, i heard something really bad today... is it true you dont do deepthroat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Wtf man hus talkin bwt me nw man

Steve says:
i asked a question

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Na i dnt hus bn tlkin bwt me nw doe

Steve says:
notsureifserious?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
U mus nw enit

Steve says:
i cant believe you dont, itll be tough but ill get over it, wen u guna let me tap dat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Enyways i dnt care hu said it anymre becoz dat al in mi past enit

Steve says:
so youd consider it?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Conder wat

Steve says:
deeping it

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
No

Steve says:
son, i am disappoint

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Why

Steve says:
our founding fathers built our society around deepthroating and you are denying fellow patriots the right

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Wat

Steve says:
never mind that, when you guna let me tap dat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Dno yet

**ZionNYC** · 10-04-2009, 04:48 PM

Round C:

Me: hey gurl
Her: omg
hey
how r u
Me: Great.
Hey: k
Me: I got a question...
Would you...
Suck my penis?
Her: ...
Me: i'll take that as a yes.
talk to ya later.
Bye.

lulz

**U-MAD-BRAH** · 10-04-2009, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Docker

i thought id do something a little different, enjoy!

Steve says:
hey babe hows it going

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Yea nt bad u babe x

Steve says:
yeah im gd, shut up a second, i heard something really bad today... is it true you dont do deepthroat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Wtf man hus talkin bwt me nw man

Steve says:
i asked a question

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Na i dnt hus bn tlkin bwt me nw doe

Steve says:
notsureifserious?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
U mus nw enit

Steve says:
i cant believe you dont, itll be tough but ill get over it, wen u guna let me tap dat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Enyways i dnt care hu said it anymre becoz dat al in mi past enit

Steve says:
so youd consider it?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Conder wat

Steve says:
deeping it

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
No

Steve says:
son, i am disappoint

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Why

Steve says:
our founding fathers built our society around deepthroating and you are denying fellow patriots the right

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Wat

Steve says:
never mind that, when you guna let me tap dat?

⬢??*(?`? .x.lil baybee amanda.x. ???)*??⬢ says:
Dno yet

strong spelling/grammar

**Kreatine9** · 10-04-2009, 05:39 PM

100% serious:

me: when you gunna let me tap that?
jill: huh?
me: when are you...gunna let me...tap that?
jill: tap that as in me?
me: you caught on
jill: this weekenddd

**7upyours** · 10-04-2009, 06:18 PM

read many pages for old times sake. lol.

**toledos** · 10-04-2009, 06:28 PM

(one of my friends's 12 year old sisters)

me: so when am i gonna tap dat
her: Excuse me?
me: tap dat ass
her: I just met you. Like, 20 minutes ago
me: ill come over in 5
her: Dude what the ****
me: dont be goin and tellin your bro now babe

(no response)
me: babe?

I got a call like a minute later from friend, but didnt pick up lolz.

**willieb925** · 10-04-2009, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Shadow1617

i have to read all 20 epic pages but has any1 ever suceeeded

yessir, it was like 2 months after but still GREAT SUCCESS

**SummerSheep** · 10-04-2009, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by toledos

(one of my friends's 12 year old sisters)

me: so when am i gonna tap dat
her: Excuse me?
me: tap dat ass
her: I just met you. Like, 20 minutes ago
me: ill come over in 5
her: Dude what the ****
me: dont be goin and tellin your bro now babe

(no response)
me: babe?

I got a call like a minute later from friend, but didnt pick up lolz.

**DarkGrey** · 10-04-2009, 08:06 PM

Charlie

so when you gonna let me tap that
10:03pmNicki

idk when do u want 2?
10:04pmCharlie

im in your town tom
10:05pmNicki

ok well maybe tomorrow if i dont have anything going on
10:05pmCharlie

kk

**WAPump** · 10-04-2009, 08:07 PM

I'm gonna try this tonight. will keep you all posted

**Kreatine9** · 10-04-2009, 08:08 PM

do i text this to ex-gf i haven't talked to in three months or ex-gf i'm still friends with or both or none? i feel it could be epic win or epic life-crusher

**Getting_Leaner** · 10-04-2009, 08:09 PM

i just read all 19 pages. funny as hell. i will contribute tomorrow hopefully. we'll see.

**fred_spitfire** · 10-04-2009, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Tracklifter

do i text this to ex-gf i haven't talked to in three months or ex-gf i'm still friends with or both or none? i feel it could be epic win or epic life-crusher

BOTH

Do it *******.

**yondy12** · 10-04-2009, 09:18 PM

bump for lulz

**blue_aviators** · 10-04-2009, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by IronManMMA

LMFAO!!!!!!! OMFG I DIED LOLing

**WAPump** · 10-04-2009, 10:40 PM

Me - Hey, when are you gonna let me tap dat?
her - What the hell zach?
Me - So... is that a yes?
her - No, ew!
Me - I'll ask later
(5 minutes later)
Me - So... when are you gonna let me tap dat?
(no response)

FAIL

**gunners1234** · 10-04-2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by ZionNYC

Okay this is my second time trying it to a girl I kind of know (classmates).

Me: Hey.
Her: hey <3
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass.
Her: lol
Me: 'dat ass' said in a black accent
Her: lmao!!!
Me: im srs
Her: nah
Me: nah wut?
Her: i dunt think so
Me: I'll help you with your spelling then I'll run though dat pussy
Her: brb

(FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU)

Me: you there?
hello...
you back?
Her: you mad horny?
Me: you mad brah?
Her: what?
Me: Celltech brah.
Her: ... wtf r u talking about
Me: whachu talking bout willis?
Her: stop playing around
just have a normal conversation
k?
Me: How much inches can you take up your ass
Her: WTF?

(Everything went better then expected)

wait wut?

This is fun. I'ma continue doing this. All of it is fo' realz.

lmfao repped bro.

**blue_aviators** · 10-04-2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by seminolesfan_07

(My ex gf from 3 years ago total slut now)
*Other day about 7:30 pm*

Me: "Hey babe, when are you gonna let me tap that?"
Her: "Uhh Andrew..."
Me: "Yeah bitch"
(no response for like 7 mins.)
Me: It's a simple question, I totally understand if you don't want too cause you couldn't handle this

"
Her: "Hahaha it is pretty darn hard to handle you baby."
Me: "So when we doin' it? I don't have all night for your response I'm an important man!"
Her: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: "Congrats, I didn't ask your boyfriend."
Her: "Hahaha I'm busy tonight, probally Sunday afternoon."
Me: "Good cause I knew I was too sexy to turn away."
Her: "Lol,

"

*Same day at around 10:30 that night though*

Me: "So, I'm coming over to your house right now to tap it."
Her: "That's not a good idea."
Me: "I tell you what are good ideas and what aren't damnit! I'm the Man in this relationship!"
Her: "Hahahaha....but seriously don't."
(Next message is actually from her boyfriend at her house)
Her: "Who's this? I'm going to **** you up...this is_____ boyfriend!"
Me: "Well I'm not into that sorta thing with Men but hey it's your lifestyle choice."
Her: "If you touch her it's over for you."
Me: I'll remember to bring a cork for my *******."
Her boyfriend never texted back...

*The next day I saw her and her boyfriend at Walmart and talked to her; her boyfriend had no idea that was me last night and was still pissed off from last night*

EDIT: Possible score?? Maybe.....

"I'll remember to bring a cork for my asssholle" OMFG WOW LMFAO i laffed so hard i woke up my parents sleeping next door

**JResendes** · 10-05-2009, 03:01 PM

Sent this to 10 girls

Sup baby when you gonna let me hit that? =)

Girl1 6/10
her: Never
FAIL
(girls a bitch, ignored)

Girl2
5/10
her:Who is this
me:jared!
her:damn, haha long time no talk
me:foreal so whats up baby
her:just workin on a paper
me: oh i'm hella stressin right now
her:why's that?
me: the cia's lookin for my penis was wondering if I could hide it inside you(taken from another miscer)
her:haha i'm sure someone else will be more than happy to help you! lol
me: oh so you're down?
her: no thats a no
me: wut we had crazy sex brah
her: no we didn't
FAIL

Girl 3 6/10
her: wat the hek??
me: when am i gettin up in that baby
her: ? no
me: cmon baby leme in i work legs
her: why are you texting me that?
Gave up, other more interesting girls texting back

Girl 4 9/10
her: Excuse me? U must be outa ur mind
me: Excuse me?
her: What's up with that text u sent?
me: i know you're hella down with the get down from last weekend baby
her: what are you talkin about I met you one time like 2 months ago
me: that's messed up there's no way you forgot that you were hella loud, can you walk yet?
her: um no i dont recall seeing u at all u must be thinking of someone eles
me: Oh so you can't walk? This is ________ right? you woke up my neighbors
her: yea it is but ur trippen!
me: you can't play hard to get AFTER we have sex sweetie
no response, FAIL, this was probably the hottest girl i sent it to, atleast she thinks i can fck now lulz

Girl5 6.8/10, cute for sure
her:Lol whos this?
me: jared!
her: i knew it!!! lol sry i lost all my numbers
me: oh i'm kinda stressin right now
her: aww why?
me: (insert CIA joke)
her: Omg f u but i guess i can(WIN!)
me: Ok when, this is urgent business the CIAs hot on my ass
her:530ish
me

erfect, where at?
her:Your house
me: k

(70% sure serious, possible WIN!)

Girl6 6/10 (only cause 17, if my age strong 8)
her: haha random
me: yea so wsup

her: just at the dentist you?
me: Oh thats hot
her: haha oh yea! wat u been up to?
me: thinkin bout hittin that but i'm hella stressin
her: ha wat why u stressin?
me: (insert CIA joke)
her: Wow ur the biggest dork for that one! haha
me: This is serious Andrea!!11!
her: no your not JACOB!
me: Im soooooo serious
her: Meeeee toooo wat happen ya boo thangs aint givin it up to daddy jacob lmao(win? she sounds interested

)
me: They can't do it like andreaaaaaa
her: Haha how do u noe wat andrea can do?
me: my imagination

her:O good answer
me: i know right so lets make this happen
her: and wat makes u wanna make this happen all of a sudden?
me: Sounds like fun
her: haha think so.. (win???!!!?)
me: So whatre you doin later?
her: Going to work
me: when do you get off?
her: Idk its always different
me: Be off by 12?
her: yea
me: k come over round 12 and we'll watch a movie
her: hah i'll see if im not too tired if not maybe another day

(fail =c)
me: get some cell tech
her: what?
(lulz)
me: get some coffee
her: i dont like coffee lol
me: then get a rockstar ffffffuuuuu
her: what ha those r good
me: oh yes

her:

)
me: where do you work?
her: you gonna stalk me lol?
me: if that's what you're into....
her: Haha naw...
me: good cause i'm kinda busy until 12
her: O haha k
me: don't flake
her:i'll try

(probably won't get it tonight, definitely a prospect for the weekend though)

Girl 7 6/10
her: ughhh never

Girl8 6.5/10
her: jacob? think u texted the wrong person

ignored these 2 was too busy texting girl 6 lol

other 2 didn't answer

will get pics of girls 5 and 6

**monstermn** · 10-05-2009, 03:11 PM

me: ay gurl when you gonna lemme tap that

?
her: omg... wtf?
me: hurray for yes!
her: uhh.. u kinda just stopped talking to me
me: well i am now, aren't i?
her: ya i guess..?
me: why you bein all weird about it? yes or no sweetie pie

her: ben wtf. we had something and u just stopped talking to me..
me: well then we better get started on making up for lost time!!!
her: wow.. really?
me: yes, srs

her: idk
me: its either that or you have to make me a sammich. choose damnit.
her: y?
me: well i'm hungry and horny. if you're a good girl you'll do both

her: ok **** off ur a freak.
me: no, i'm just teen misc'n
her: wtf is that?
me: bitch, you've just been a victim.
her: ok just stfu and leave me alone

**kbismadkool** · 10-05-2009, 04:15 PM

bumb....sick thread

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