ill go first girl 1: neverme: double negative?? her: lol loser ***** wtf i never see u anymore text me sometime so we could chill (possible win, chillin tommorow)? girl 2: ew. never so wats up. me: never say never her: NEVER btw i texted u (was using ********) me: phones with principal have fun talkin to him her: ok i messaged u her(in message): blablabla is havin a party blablabla we could chill. me: doin something till later but will check it out. (again possible win) . anyway post urs guys
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03-19-2009, 06:40 PM #1Registered User
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teen version. text a girl and say "when are you gonna let me tap that??"
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03-19-2009, 06:41 PM #2DTF
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03-19-2009, 06:42 PM #3Registered User
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EPIC repostOriginally Posted by Davidthefat
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03-19-2009, 06:43 PM #4I Belong To Jesus.
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yeee
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03-19-2009, 06:53 PM #5Registered User
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me: me tap that!
her: what?
me: tap that!
her: u already slept with my sister thats weird...
me: wait, i thought this was Jenny (the sister)
her: ok u can tap me! - Jenny
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03-19-2009, 06:53 PM #6Registered User
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Slimmeh94 (9:51:44 PM): when are u gunna let me tap that
SoleCollector213 (9:52:39 PM): BUBBA GUMP IS MY LIFE
i think im doing it rong
did it to a chick now:
Harry
when are you gunna let me tap that
9:54pmInga
wtf are u talking about?
9:54pmHarry
when am i gunna tap that?
9:56pmInga
never?
9:57pmHarry
why
9:57pmInga
we dont live in the same place
and i dont like u
9:57pmHarry
why not
9:58pmInga
ur not my type
9:58pmHarry
but im swole
rest is boringLast edited by Slimmeh; 03-19-2009 at 07:02 PM.
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03-19-2009, 07:00 PM #7
I treat these chicks too mean to send anything like that, it might upset the balance between my dominance and their dependance
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03-19-2009, 07:04 PM #8Banned
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me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: tomorow night
(im hanging out with her tomorow night)
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03-19-2009, 07:05 PM #9Registered User
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ur 14Originally Posted by mma4life1994
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03-19-2009, 07:07 PM #10Banned
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your 20Originally Posted by KineticWall
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03-19-2009, 07:08 PM #11Middle Linebacker
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Surfer5864 (10:07:00 PM): when u gonna let me tap that?
chargersfan61994(mma4life1994) (10:07:04 PM): tonight, i'm gay and love penises
lol waht a ****git, ima hit thatowe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
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03-19-2009, 07:08 PM #12Banned
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me: When are you going to let me tap that?
girl: Never
me: Why not?
girl: Cause just no.
it's okay, she's like a 4/10, fkin skanks. lol
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03-19-2009, 07:10 PM #13Banned
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Surfer5864 (22:07:00): when u gonna let me lather up my cock with bbq sauce and insert it in ur *******?Originally Posted by gnarsurf
chargersfan61994 (22:07:04): stop that **** morgan
actual convo
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03-19-2009, 07:11 PM #14Middle Linebacker
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when u say "her" u mean 2/10, right?Originally Posted by mma4life1994
owe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
= ].............................squat:225x5
CurtisP........................dead:245x5
Zachman08..................powerclean:140x5
owe me:
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smegma protein
Jordanr102
BluePowerRanger
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03-19-2009, 07:11 PM #15Banned
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3/10Originally Posted by gnarsurf
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03-19-2009, 07:12 PM #16Middle Linebacker
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o ****, who is this hottie?Originally Posted by mma4life1994
owe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
= ].............................squat:225x5
CurtisP........................dead:245x5
Zachman08..................powerclean:140x5
owe me:
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sum41gp
hopetowin19
autumnpanda
store
smegma protein
Jordanr102
BluePowerRanger
lololololo65
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03-19-2009, 07:12 PM #17Forever bulking
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hahaha alphaOriginally Posted by KineticWall
MUST GET SWOLE
***** R.I.P Timothy J. Mckenny or Frvrmuscle as you know him *****
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=112656931 <<<workout journal (post in it for greenz)
"The best style, is no style" Bruce Lee
"Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is your body" Stan McQuay
read it, post,question, etc. ^^
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03-19-2009, 07:13 PM #18Banned
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this hottie from mah churchOriginally Posted by gnarsurf
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../UglyBitch.jpg
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The url kinda gave it awayOriginally Posted by mma4life1994
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03-19-2009, 07:16 PM #20Middle Linebacker
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eww that's an ugly jewish girl. but srsly who is it, tell us and lulz will ensueOriginally Posted by mma4life1994
owe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
= ].............................squat:225x5
CurtisP........................dead:245x5
Zachman08..................powerclean:140x5
owe me:
vonstrangle
hockeyislife9
rookie_mistake
sum41gp
hopetowin19
autumnpanda
store
smegma protein
Jordanr102
BluePowerRanger
lololololo65
T-REXXX
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03-19-2009, 07:17 PM #21Banned
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riley brAHOriginally Posted by gnarsurf
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03-19-2009, 07:17 PM #22Middle Linebacker
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u mean that short fat girl?Originally Posted by mma4life1994
owe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
= ].............................squat:225x5
CurtisP........................dead:245x5
Zachman08..................powerclean:140x5
owe me:
vonstrangle
hockeyislife9
rookie_mistake
sum41gp
hopetowin19
autumnpanda
store
smegma protein
Jordanr102
BluePowerRanger
lololololo65
T-REXXX
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03-19-2009, 07:19 PM #23Banned
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yeah, but not reallyOriginally Posted by gnarsurf
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03-19-2009, 07:24 PM #24Middle Linebacker
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then who?Originally Posted by mma4life1994
owe :vanhalen984..................bench:200
= ].............................squat:225x5
CurtisP........................dead:245x5
Zachman08..................powerclean:140x5
owe me:
vonstrangle
hockeyislife9
rookie_mistake
sum41gp
hopetowin19
autumnpanda
store
smegma protein
Jordanr102
BluePowerRanger
lololololo65
T-REXXX
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03-19-2009, 07:29 PM #25Rep power: 100388392
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me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: April 25th
(prom night)
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03-19-2009, 07:30 PM #26Registered User
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me: lemme hit dat momma
her: anytime daddy
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03-19-2009, 07:41 PM #27Something Else
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me: when are you gonna let me hit that?
her: who is this?
me: stop playing around.. when are you gonna lemme bust it wide open?
her: are you looking for _____
me: why are you trippin just lemme hit it
her: your mistaken, this isn't _____. this is her father i took her phone for my shift tonight
me: (HOLY FK!!!!!) didn't reply
I getta call twenty minutes later from her dad with her crying in the background telling me to stay away from her daughter or else he's calling the cops. I tell him so that's a no? and now he's on the line with my parents
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03-19-2009, 07:42 PM #28Banned
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STRONG LULZ!Originally Posted by illmatic13
me: when are you gonna let me hit that?
her: who is this?
me: stop playing around.. when are you gonna lemme bust it wide open?
her: are you looking for _____
me: why are you trippin just lemme hit it
her: your mistaken, this isn't _____. this is her father i took her phone for my shift tonight
me: (HOLY FK!!!!!) didn't reply
I getta call twenty minutes later from her dad with her crying in the background telling me to stay away from her daughter or else he's calling the cops. I tell him so that's a no? and now he's on the line with my parents
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03-19-2009, 07:43 PM #29DTF
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Originally Posted by illmatic13
me: when are you gonna let me hit that?
her: who is this?
me: stop playing around.. when are you gonna lemme bust it wide open?
her: are you looking for _____
me: why are you trippin just lemme hit it
her: your mistaken, this isn't _____. this is her father i took her phone for my shift tonight
me: (HOLY FK!!!!!) didn't reply
I getta call twenty minutes later from her dad with her crying in the background telling me to stay away from her daughter or else he's calling the cops. I tell him so that's a no? and now he's on the line with my parents
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03-19-2009, 07:47 PM #30Something Else
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it was better in my head.. I have failed you teen miscersOriginally Posted by Davidthefat
me: double negative?? her: lol loser ***** wtf i never see u anymore text me sometime so we could chill (possible win, chillin tommorow)? girl 2: ew. never so wats up. me: never say never her: NEVER btw i texted u (was using ********) me: phones with principal have fun talkin to him her: ok i messaged u her(in message): blablabla is havin a party blablabla we could chill. me: doin something till later but will check it out. (again possible win) . anyway post urs guys
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