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03-18-2009, 01:03 PM
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I failed harder than the "Oh Jeez I'm So Pathetic" Kid
I was a senior in highschool, 17 years old. I start talking to this sexy Russian girl in the lunch line.
Me: hey, where are you from?
Her: Russia!
Me: Oooh, Привет =)
Her: OmG??? you know Russian?? w0w!!
Me: Not really lol, just "hello"
then we sit down and chat some more, etc
NEXT DAY AT LUNCH
Her: Hey, can I come to your house today after school? I really want to go to your house.
Me: uh...yeah, sure, you can come over, no problem.
Her: Really? omg thanks
LATER THAT DAY
Her: So this is where you live? it's nice.
Me: thanks
Her: Do you have beer?
Me: WUT?
Her: I want some beer, I am thirsty!
Me: Uh...yeah (I hand her a bottle of beer)
Her: Oh, you have a dartboard? I love darts, let's play!
Me: Sure, let's play
She then *accidently* drops her darts on the floor and bends over right infront of me, letting her thong show while saying "Omg i'm so clumsy!"
*Awkward silence*
*Darts are thrown*
*Boredom ensues*
Her: Let's watch a movie
Me: Sure, what movie?
Her: anything, let's go to your room
Me: okay
Her: Oh wow your bed is so comfortable.
Me: Yeah I know, it is pretty comfortable...
Her: Relax, why do you look so stressed?
Me: Well... I kinda like you (LOLOLOL)
Her: Aww...that's cute, I...um..like you too?
Me: No..I mean I like you...like I want to be with you, you're so beautiful.
Her: Oh...uh...what? I think you need to spend more time around girls.
*Awkward Silence*
*We finish watching the movie without speaking*
*I take her home*
LATER THAT NIGHT
I tell my father what happened.
He proceeds to LOL uncontrollably at me.
He tells me that the second she bent over @ the dart board she would have been getting ****ed if it was him.
EPIC FAIL THAT HAS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
*pics of said girl*
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03-18-2009, 01:05 PM
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This is Delicious!
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/facepalm
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03-18-2009, 01:06 PM
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u gay brah?
*Darts are thrown*
ur dart wasnt touched though
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03-18-2009, 01:06 PM
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girl trys to fuk you, and you pussy out.
fail
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03-18-2009, 01:08 PM
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wat?
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03-18-2009, 01:08 PM
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hi friend
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pics of your dad ****ing her
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03-18-2009, 01:08 PM
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905 til i decide
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in b4 pedo dad
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03-18-2009, 01:09 PM
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Everyone has one of this stories brah, it will be okay.
Just imagine how hard you gona hit the next one that pulls some **** like that.
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03-18-2009, 01:09 PM
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uh...serious?
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03-18-2009, 01:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SilvrBckGorilla
Wow....you ****ed up.
Also....
It says you are from Virginia but the license plate of the car she is sitting on is from Florida....
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03-18-2009, 01:09 PM
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poop
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This story has changed my life
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03-18-2009, 01:10 PM
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forgot to mention
Location: Richmond, Virginia, United States
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03-18-2009, 01:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SilvrBckGorilla
Wow....you ****ed up.
Also....
It says you are from Virginia but the license plate of the car she is sitting on is from Florida....
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lol he's also 17 in the story...but 18 on here.
You going to VCU, OP?
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03-18-2009, 01:10 PM
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They served turkey there.
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epic fail indeed
But you woulda gone to jail if you ****ed her from what ican see
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03-18-2009, 01:11 PM
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i graduated highschool in central florida brahs, and yes i go to VCU, this happened when i was SEVENTEEN
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03-18-2009, 01:11 PM
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I RAPE BACK
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troll
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03-18-2009, 01:11 PM
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oh jeez
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03-18-2009, 01:11 PM
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Nice fail skills brah.
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03-18-2009, 01:12 PM
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Droogie
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the fail is strong
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03-18-2009, 01:12 PM
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I would neg you for being that dumb, but I think it was punishment enough not tappin dat ass.
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03-18-2009, 01:12 PM
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
hahahahahaha
ahsa
hahshah
ahahah
aahaha
hahaah
dont worry OP its happened to all of us
but thats pretty fukin funny
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03-18-2009, 01:12 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler44
/facepalm
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03-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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I got 2 stories like this from 16....
girl and i meet through friends
girl is 21 me 16
girl visits me in another city then invites me for a weekend at her house
'where do i sleep' 'oh we dont have an extra bed so ull have to sleep in mine with me'
no sex and i tell her i like you at the end...epic fail.
we all have a story like this guys. it just happens.
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03-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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................gayzz
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03-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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Strong fail with that one.
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03-18-2009, 01:14 PM
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goddamn you suck OP
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03-18-2009, 01:15 PM
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oh hai like wat u c?
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oh jeez
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03-18-2009, 01:18 PM
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Lol makes me think of my fail story, we all have one guise. Nothing as bad as that though!
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03-18-2009, 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Goat_187
Everyone has one of this stories brah, it will be okay.
Just imagine how hard you gona hit the next one that pulls some **** like that.
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yup.
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03-18-2009, 01:19 PM
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more pics of girl please (no pedo)
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