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    How do I tell my girlfriend she gives terrible hand-jobs?

    Title pretty much says it all. With her last night, she failed MISSERABLY, it hurt. Luckaly I could change it up and go down on her, but what to I tell her in the future?

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    Just come out with it. Say youre doing it wrong. Whats the problem
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    wtf? Just tell her she doing it wrong and it hurts.

    Or just let her keep on going, and once it starts bleeding she might get the point.
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    Originally Posted by GNHun View Post
    wtf? Just tell her she doing it wrong and it hurts.

    Or just let her keep on going, and once it starts bleeding she might get the point.
    Lol. Idk, I don't want to just come up to her and say, "Hey, remember last night? You were doing it wrong... Yes mad."
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    Dont let girls give you handjobs man, only one person can jack you off properly and thats you. You can jack it in your own time, get her to do things that you cant do to yourself.
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    tell her that the saying choking the chicken isn't meant to be taken literally
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    make one of these with but with a pic of her giving a handjob

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    haha right during the middle of it just be like, "wrong, yes mad" that'd be great
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    when it hurts make like noises like "ouch" and she'll think "o no im hurting him i wont do what i just did again". Then when she does it good say "yes!" and she'll think "I must be doing something right I'll keep doing what i just did"
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    Why settle for a handjob? She should be sucking yo cock without complaint!
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    Just ****ing teach her.
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    Originally Posted by Naughty_Roo View Post
    Why settle for a handjob? She should be sucking yo cock without complaint!
    We were in her parents basement... WHen they were home. Yes really horney.
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    Originally Posted by callum-2006 View Post
    Dont let girls give you handjobs man, only one person can jack you off properly and thats you. You can jack it in your own time, get her to do things that you cant do to yourself.
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    Originally Posted by callum-2006 View Post
    get her to do things that you cant do to yourself.
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    Originally Posted by willoughby View Post
    Send her this.

    Teptation rising.... Might send (srs)
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    Who the hell gets hand jobs?
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    Originally Posted by willoughby View Post
    Send her this.

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    Originally Posted by willoughby View Post
    Send her this.

    god truer words have never been spoken. the last handjob i got from this random girl i met was awful. my dick hurt afterwards, i wasn't even able to come, partially because of weed/alcohol, but mostly because she was so awful.
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    You can tell her in a way that wont offend her too much, just say
    '' hey try it like this'' then show her and alls well.
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    One handjob I got was horrible aswell. After 2 hours i still didnt come, guess she didn't notice the hint.
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    If shes no good at a handjob, imagine the disaster a bj would be. Bitch will use lots of teeth and bite yo dick off.
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    dude..youd be amazed at what lotion does. tell her to squirt some of that **** on her hand...and even a terrible handjob turns into a good handjob. Not great, but not bad either. Even she couldnt mess it up (i think lawl)

    Just be like "Babe, lets try it like this, and put a lilttle twist on the top"

    Bam. Problem solved.
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    Originally Posted by Zeneth View Post
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    wait.....wat?
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    Originally Posted by dn27 View Post
    We were in her parents basement... WHen they were home. Yes really horney.
    just tell her but don't be a jerk about it. let her know how you want her to do it. If you were going down on her and you were lousy at it, she would tell you!
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