How do women get so fat so quick ?(serious)

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:31 PM

Ok, so I've seen many women before looking perfectly healthy and a couple of month later THEY FAT.

A good example is this, about a month ago someone moved from our street and I saw her today and man has she packed on the pounds, her ass jingles like jelly.

Like, you don't see this with men, we can eat and eat but we never put on so much weight in such a short space of time.

Discuss.

soloS · 03-11-2009, 06:32 PM

theyre beer chugging whores! a lot of girls get fat in college, fail!

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by soloS

theyre beer chugging whores! a lot of girls get fat in college, fail!

But like 2 MONTH FFS, what do they do to get so fat so quick ?

The Prime Nip · 03-11-2009, 06:33 PM

They eat chocolate and candy all day.

soloS · 03-11-2009, 06:34 PM

also they dont have as much muscle mass to burn off the calories

TheDirtyCat · 03-11-2009, 06:35 PM

I think its because they can't eat as much. Calories required for a woman to maintain are so low.
An average woman can maintain on about 2000 calories.

ToningCh1ck · 03-11-2009, 06:38 PM

when women get cravings, its for absolute crap (cakes, cookies, etc) and that piles on the lbs quickly ...when you guys get cravings, its usually for meat and food that at least has some protein and goodness in it.

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDirtyCat

I think its because they can't eat as much. Calories required for a woman to maintain are so low.
An average woman can maintain on about 2000 calories.

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Originally Posted by soloS

also they dont have as much muscle mass to burn off the calories

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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck

when women get cravings, its for absolute crap (cakes, cookies, etc) and that piles on the lbs quickly ...when you guys get cravings, its usually for meat and food that at least has some protein and goodness in it.

Thank's guys, I was just like dammmmmmmmmmn, I was also cleaning my windows when she came and she said "my insides need a cleaning out" I was like righhhhhhht *back away*

username987654321 · 03-11-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck

when women get cravings, its for absolute crap (cakes, cookies, etc) and that piles on the lbs quickly ...when you guys get cravings, its usually for meat and food that at least has some protein and goodness in it.

I got some meat filled with goodness for you

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:45 PM

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I got some meat filled with goodness for you

A salami ?????

xBODOMx · 03-11-2009, 06:46 PM

They think it's okay to stop giving a **** once they get a bf.

Klippymitch · 03-11-2009, 06:49 PM

I think their metabolism starts slowing down around the age of 18. That's when I notice women starting to get a little thick.

andrew28 · 03-11-2009, 06:50 PM

just to expand on this subject a little more. the worst is when they are at the start of getting fat and they try to get their bf's to eat more so they can feel better about themselves so they're not the only ones doing it.

my brother almost fell into this trap because his gf would always go out to fast food restaurants and buy this **** for him. im glad i knocked some sense into him and he finally broke up with her. there was no way after all those days we spent hitting the weights @ the gym that some bitch was gonna ruin it for him.

ToningCh1ck · 03-11-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by awesomness

Thank's guys, I was just like dammmmmmmmmmn, I was also cleaning my windows when she came and she said "my insides need a cleaning out" I was like righhhhhhht *back away*

wait...she said that to you?!?! ...or u just overheard her say that?

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I got some meat filled with goodness for you

ORLY

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck

wait...she said that to you?!?! ...or u just overheard her say that?

ORLY

No, she said that to me, like directly.

She used to be hot but now she isn't.

jakobi · 03-11-2009, 06:53 PM

once they get older, their metabolism slows down plus lack of exercise plus eating lots

mad? · 03-11-2009, 06:54 PM

u dont like big girls op?

it's ok

i don't either.....

ToningCh1ck · 03-11-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by awesomness

No, she said that to me, like directly.

She used to be hot but now she isn't.

ewwww..... in before she eats a box of laxatives!

awesomness · 03-11-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck

ewwww..... in before she eats a box of laxatives!

*cringe*

ViceStan · 03-11-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck

when women get cravings, its for absolute crap (cakes, cookies, etc) and that piles on the lbs quickly ...when you guys get cravings, its usually for meat and food that at least has some protein and goodness in it.

Case in point

A_Hard_Rain · 03-11-2009, 06:57 PM

Fact: Women have no self-control, therefore eat constantly and cannot stop.

jefftrucker12 · 03-11-2009, 06:57 PM

grown women are always preparing to have a baby physically. so this means there body wants to store fat.

and 90% of chicks i know have no clue about diet or exercise so they keep getting bigger

PBateman · 05-22-2009, 03:40 AM

Dude this chick I hang out with was hot, didn't see her for 2 months, BAM 20lbs+ gained! WTF woman!

I can't believe no one has mentioned hormone differences. Relatively speaking, estrogen makes for gains in fat, test builds muscle. I think it's also because chicks have been told they should eat all sorts of salad (and add dressing) and fruit. Look at what chicks eat when they think they're being healthy (outside of bb.com). It's **** like white rice and fruit, and they skip breakfast! Then do 15 minutes on the bike or yoga.

Riceboi · 05-22-2009, 03:44 AM

estrogen brah

MCKMuscle · 05-22-2009, 03:47 AM

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estrogen brah

This.