My friend farted on birth control today!

[hammahamma]

So me and my chaps were walking through town today, weather was nice...about 42 degrees but sunny, ya see? Well on the way to our destination my friend discovers multiple packs of Yaz birth control. I was on the phone with my boss, and this guy just picks up the Yaz, puts it directly on his bum, and blasts a sick salami fart, ALL OVER THE BIRTH CONTROL! Crazy, I still can't wrap my mind around it. Does this guy have balls of steel or what?! I'm pretty sure history was made today, as there was most likely never a man to perform such a feat, at least not on purpose. Good for him, though. I've never been so disgusted/proud about something in all my days.




Farting on birth control....










Other notable events today: Me and said chaps ran up a very steep hill. What a day.

[Dosquito]

I don't know what this is about but after reading it I feel a need to neg you. Sorry

[willoughby]

Your friend won't be able to poop now.

[PatrickBateman1]

Dumbest thread ever.

[DartBoard]

i dont see where this story gets interesting?

[hammahamma]

Originally Posted by willoughby

Your friend won't be able to poop now.

reppeth