100% Serious post, my girlfriend smells like fish down below and I don't know what to do about it.
When I first met her and went down on her it was great and she smelt great and tasted great.
Then one time I met her after she finished a full whole shift at work, it was the only time I could meet her, and fingered her and this strange aroma smell hit me, while she looked away I sniffed my finger and it STANK, really bad, of fish. I mean open a can of tuna and dig your nose in it, that's more or less what she smelt like.
Then I met her again, but this was when she had time to get prepared properly and she smelt great.
Then again I met her after her workshift and she smelt really bad again, it puts me off sex (with her) completely. I'm so scared to go down on her lol
You see sometimes I don't get to see her at all, so we make due with seeing each other after she finishes work and I finish uni, and we sometimes only get the chance to chill around town/in the car so have to have our fun in the car after a long day.
Do I tell her about the smell? Surely she must know/smell it, i smelt it when I started fingering her in the car, the smell was pretty strong even without sniffing my fingers. Even after a 9-5 shift she can't smell THAT bad..really? Maybe somethings wrong with her. but I dont know what to say 'cos it'll probably ruin our relationship and sex will be hell weird after.
She's not a hoe or anything, has only had 3 sexual partners, she's 20.