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    Girlfriend smells bad downstairs (serious topic)

    100% Serious post, my girlfriend smells like fish down below and I don't know what to do about it.

    When I first met her and went down on her it was great and she smelt great and tasted great.

    Then one time I met her after she finished a full whole shift at work, it was the only time I could meet her, and fingered her and this strange aroma smell hit me, while she looked away I sniffed my finger and it STANK, really bad, of fish. I mean open a can of tuna and dig your nose in it, that's more or less what she smelt like.

    Then I met her again, but this was when she had time to get prepared properly and she smelt great.

    Then again I met her after her workshift and she smelt really bad again, it puts me off sex (with her) completely. I'm so scared to go down on her lol

    You see sometimes I don't get to see her at all, so we make due with seeing each other after she finishes work and I finish uni, and we sometimes only get the chance to chill around town/in the car so have to have our fun in the car after a long day.

    Do I tell her about the smell? Surely she must know/smell it, i smelt it when I started fingering her in the car, the smell was pretty strong even without sniffing my fingers. Even after a 9-5 shift she can't smell THAT bad..really? Maybe somethings wrong with her. but I dont know what to say 'cos it'll probably ruin our relationship and sex will be hell weird after.

    She's not a hoe or anything, has only had 3 sexual partners, she's 20.
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    Originally Posted by loney View Post
    100% Serious post, my girlfriend smells like fish down below and I don't know what to do about it.

    When I first met her and went down on her it was great and she smelt great and tasted great.

    Then one time I met her after she finished a full whole shift at work, it was the only time I could meet her, and fingered her and this strange aroma smell hit me, while she looked away I sniffed my finger and it STANK, really bad, of fish. I mean open a can of tuna and dig your nose in it, that's more or less what she smelt like.

    Then I met her again, but this was when she had time to get prepared properly and she smelt great.

    Then again I met her after her workshift and she smelt really bad again, it puts me off sex (with her) completely. I'm so scared to go down on her lol

    You see sometimes I don't get to see her at all, so we make due with seeing each other after she finishes work and I finish uni, and we sometimes only get the chance to chill around town/in the car so have to have our fun in the car after a long day.

    Do I tell her about the smell? Surely she must know/smell it, i smelt it when I started fingering her in the car, the smell was pretty strong even without sniffing my fingers. Even after a 9-5 shift she can't smell THAT bad..really? Maybe somethings wrong with her. but I dont know what to say 'cos it'll probably ruin our relationship and sex will be hell weird after.

    She's not a hoe or anything, has only had 3 sexual partners, she's 20.
    She may have some sort of infection going on. I think the best option is to be upfront with her and tell her she kind of smells down there. It will be awkward but that's the only way to let her know. If it's personal hygiene that is causing it well then she can fix that easily. If not she may need to go see her gyno.
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    Who the **** in their right mind goes down on a girl after she's worked all ****ing day? You think it won't smell bad? I'd assume my dick smells like **** after working or doing anything all day. Even girls sweat and get gross.

    I would not go down on a chick unless she had showered first (a few hours later, if you say are just sitting around watching TV/movie or something is okay too).

    All day though?

    **** that.

    Nothing wrong with your girl man, most girls will smell bad. It's why you shower once a day, you go a few days, and your entire body smells bad. Her vagina is no exception. If anything, it'll be the worse smelling part of her body.
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    its normal for it to stink brah.. it sweats down there and its gonna stink more if the pee'd without washing or using wipes.
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    Originally Posted by JayKid View Post
    Who the **** in their right mind goes down on a girl after she's worked all ****ing day? You think it won't smell bad? I'd assume my dick smells like **** after working or doing anything all day. Even girls sweat and get gross.

    I would not go down on a chick unless she had showered first (a few hours later, if you say are just sitting around watching TV/movie or something is okay too).

    All day though?

    **** that.

    Nothing wrong with your girl man, most girls will smell bad. It's why you shower once a day, you go a few days, and your entire body smells bad. Her vagina is no exception. If anything, it'll be the worse smelling part of her body.
    Yea I have taken that in notice. I've just been with ridiculously super clean ex-gfs where they smelt like roses no matter where and when I went down on them. So I'm just being slightly paranoid. Can't blame me. Don't taze me bro.
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    Originally Posted by loney View Post
    Yea I have taken that in notice. I've just been with ridiculously super clean ex-gfs where they smelt like roses no matter where and when I went down on them. So I'm just being slightly paranoid. Can't blame me. Don't taze me bro.
    If it really smells as bad as you are saying then she is either not freshening up and taking care of herself or she has an infection. Obviously if she is at work and getting off she won't be as clean as fresh out of the shower. However it should not smell like a rotten fish house.
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    Mine smelt like fish real strong and it was a UTI - she may need a round of antibiotics. I'd recommend she see a gyno
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    quit trying to finger her or go down after she's worked all day? That easy brah.

    Just put your dick in and roll the windows down.
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    do you give her a lot of oral? is she under a lot of stress? do her legs rub together or is she very athletic? all of these can cause uti
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    Maybe its actually your finger that smells bruh, just sayin'..
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    you dirty ****s. bitch got an infection most probably or something is messed hormonal level? no idea

    no ****ing way a girl should smell bad just because of work shifts. fuuuuuuu if your gf stinks. you fat/no hygiene ppl gtfo... if your dick stinks that bad after a day of work then jum of a cliff/cut it. ffs be clean
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    After a long shift, try spreading her butt cheeks and sniff that... the whole area is gonna smell.
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    Originally Posted by pengh View Post
    Try spreading her butt cheeks and sniff that... the whole area is gonna smell after a long shift.
    It shouldn't smell like a rotten fish house.
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    OK has anyone ever forgotten to wash their belly button after a couple days? If you stick your finger in your belly button and smell it, it might smell exactly like dirty p*ssy (after a long sweaty work day) but If it really does smell like old fish then something is wrong with that b*tch and she should go to the gyno
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    What type of work does she do? Stand all day and sweat or sit around in an office or something? Is she shaven or a jungle girl? Either she is just smelly due to sweat from work or she might have a yeast infection. When you have sex with her...does it hurt her vagina? That is another sure sign of infection
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    Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    What type of work does she do? Stand all day and sweat or sit around in an office or something? Is she shaven or a jungle girl? Either she is just smelly due to sweat from work or she might have a yeast infection. When you have sex with her...does it hurt her vagina? That is another sure sign of infection
    She's a photography. So she's walking in a studio taking pictures of people all day.
    She's always completely shaven.
    And yes, sometimes when i do have sex with her, it hurts her because in her words "I go too far, and sometimes too hard", once I was having sex with her and pulled out and blood was on my d1ck from me having sex with her too hard.
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    every girl is built differently but either way built in a good way or bad way girls always should carry wipes with them. just let her know but make sure you tell her you love her afterwards.
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    Say something to her. You can bring it up like you're just telling her a story about some **** a friend of yours said about his girl or whatever, and then casually throw in some hints.

    On days she knows she's going to see you, and she can't shower prior, she could carry baby wipes or something with her at work. Any time she goes to the bathroom, she can use a wipe immediately after. If wipes aren't an option, a wet paper towel does the trick. You don't need soap or anything. Just wipe everything, dry off, and you're good.

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    Originally Posted by loney View Post
    She's a photography. So she's walking in a studio taking pictures of people all day.
    She's always completely shaven.
    And yes, sometimes when i do have sex with her, it hurts her because in her words "I go too far, and sometimes too hard", once I was having sex with her and pulled out and blood was on my d1ck from me having sex with her too hard.
    Uhh, too hard shouldn't make her bleed, unless she was within a couple days of her period anyway.... or she was dry and the friction did a number on her.

    My dude can rail the **** out of me (hurts in a good way) but there's never any blood.

    Maybe your girl does have some sort of infection? Gyno time...
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    Originally Posted by JayKid View Post
    Who the **** in their right mind goes down on a girl after she's worked all ****ing day? You think it won't smell bad? I'd assume my dick smells like **** after working or doing anything all day. Even girls sweat and get gross.

    I would not go down on a chick unless she had showered first (a few hours later, if you say are just sitting around watching TV/movie or something is okay too).

    All day though?

    **** that.

    Nothing wrong with your girl man, most girls will smell bad. It's why you shower once a day, you go a few days, and your entire body smells bad. Her vagina is no exception. If anything, it'll be the worse smelling part of her body.
    ^^^ this.

    I guarantee your taint and asshair smell fcking awful when she goes down on you... and she's probably asking her friends the same thing you just asked the misc.
    "Do I tell him?"

    lol.. its called hygiene bro! Bring it up nicely..
    "Take your time gettin ready hun.. I want you all washed up and fresh.."

    But if it still stinks after a shower she might wanna check w a doc just to be on the safe side.. sometimes its an infection
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    Originally Posted by RandomMisc View Post
    Uhh, too hard shouldn't make her bleed, unless she was within a couple days of her period anyway.... or she was dry and the friction did a number on her.

    My dude can rail the **** out of me (hurts in a good way) but there's never any blood.

    Maybe your girl does have some sort of infection? Gyno time...
    YOU'RE A CHICK!!?!??!? WTF YO

    and yea - good point, I've never gotten blood on my dick unless it was a period-situation...
    and ive been w waaay too many girls
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    Originally Posted by janky View Post
    YOU'RE A CHICK!!?!??!? WTF YO

    and yea - good point, I've never gotten blood on my dick unless it was a period-situation...
    and ive been w waaay too many girls
    I sure hope its a chick!

    A girl bled on me once, didn't think to ask why haha yikes
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    IF IT SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE, LEAVE IT ALONE.

    IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, HAVE A DISH.

    If I were you, I'd suck her clit and swallow her pussy juice then bang her in the ass. That's love right there, bro.
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    Originally Posted by kantutero View Post
    IF IT SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE, LEAVE IT ALONE.

    IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, HAVE A DISH.

    If I were you, I'd suck her clit and swallow her pussy juice then bang her in the ass. That's love right there, bro.
    My ex's puss smelled like perfume once, but it was cause she just stopped by for a booty call before going on a date w some douche.
    I was like "why the fck does your puss smell like perfume???" lol
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    Red face

    She should prob see her doctor because a smell that strong and bleeding from sex could be a sign somethings not going right down there but she could try these.



    smell is also a huge sign of attraction to someone so you might just not be THAT attracted to her if you find her natural scent so repulsive...
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    I don't like those "feminine wipes" made specifically for womenz. I like Pampers baby wipes, or the Cotonelle wipes. I'm wierd.

    Also, prefer a plain wet papertowel over anything with chemicals in it. Gets the job done without leaving any soapyness behind.
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    smell is also a huge sign of attraction to someone so you might just not be THAT attracted to her if you find her natural scent so repulsive...
    100% true! Whenever i meet a new girl, i have her sit on my face and fart. That way, i can be sure if i'm really attracted to her!
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    Originally Posted by Frozen_By_You View Post
    100% true! Whenever i meet a new girl, i have her sit on my face and fart. That way, i can be sure if i'm really attracted to her!
    Haha. Not saying dude she love the smell of a stank pussy, but there really is something to the whole "natural scent" thing.

    If you're repulsed by someone's scent (especially when they're relatively clean) then you're likely just not a good match. The first dude I was ever with, I hated the way he smelled. Ugh. Truly repulsive. Even just a couple hours past showering, dude never smelled pleasant to me. Gag worthy. And I have very few positive memories of him at all when I think back. We never should have been together.

    My current dude on the other hand, can come over at midnight, having last showered at 8 am, and having spent 2 hours at the gym earlier in the evening, and I still don't mind his smell. He's usually self-conscious about washing his junk first, but it doesn't even matter to me. It's better when he's relatively clean, but regardless, he never smells unpleasant. There are times that his scent is almost intoxicating. Soooo good. Pheremones are serious business. Haha.
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