The Official Ask-A-Grug-Anything Thread...

[Grug]

Ask me anything, and I shall answer.









Grug Enterprises accepts no responsibility for advice issued in this thread, if pain persists ask your Misc.

[Aussie12]

what would i have to do to earn a rep from you?

[Douche100]

What should I ask you?

[Grug]

what would i have to do to earn a rep from you?

Post some good advice, I rep quality posts. Or make me laugh.

[Grug]

What should I ask you?

Whatever questions have been weighing on your mind lately, they could be personal issues, economic ones or completely random ones. If you've got questions, Grug's got answers.

[ApatoJay]

Why do you feel the need to make a thread like this?

Attention whore much?


Have some sense of dignity and realize how many people now think ur a self serving attention whore ******* before you make your next thread.

[Uh_Oh]

Why do you look soo old brah?

[Fitsie]

Ask me anything, and I shall answer.









Grug Enterprises accepts no responsibility for advice issued in this thread, if pain persists ask your Misc.

u wanna hang out sometime? i'm australian also so we prolly have sexed already.

[mfl1992]

Is that you in the new vodafone ad?!

[Groundhog2109]

are you religious? if so, wat religion?

[EllusioN]

how do I get more facial hair

[Grug]

Why do you feel the need to make a thread like this?

Attention whore much?

Have some sense of dignity and realize how many people now think ur a self serving attention whore ******* before you make your next thread.

I made the thread because it's a Saturday afternoon and I'm bored out of my mind. And (for what it's worth) the thread isn't about asking me questions about myself, it's just about asking me questions, they can be about anything.

If the thread can allow me to pass some time and answer some peoples' questions then i'll consider it a success.

Why do you look soo old brah?

Old Man syndrome, I'm only 22 but I've got white hairs coming through and smile lines/wrinkles starting to form

[Fitsie]

i'm tired of waiting for answers. i'm calling the cody hotline

[lightweightbrah]

sup man, wow strong jaw. ride tonight???

[Fitsie]

I made the thread because it's a Saturday afternoon and I'm bored out of my mind. And (for what it's worth) the thread isn't about asking me questions about myself, it's just about asking me questions, they can be about anything.

If the thread can allow me to pass some time and answer some peoples' questions then i'll consider it a success.



Old Man syndrome, I'm only 22 but I've got white hairs coming through and smile lines/wrinkles starting to form

but its sunday :/

[SwoleCat33]

Please explain your profession. Are you serious?

[mfl1992]

Isn't it Sunday afternoon? Or am i trippin?

[Frank_Rizzo]

the ever-classy grug, good to c u. what's ur thoughts on the nudes released this week? were u surprised or did u think it was just a matter of time?

[Grug]

u wanna hang out sometime? i'm australian also so we prolly have sexed already.

Happy to hang out, are you in Melbourne brah?

Is that you in the new vodafone ad?!

Nope, haven't done a commercial in a while now.

are you religious? if so, wat religion?

Religious? Not really. I was raised Catholic, but to be honest Buddhism is the only religion that makes much sense to me. I'm also half-Jewish which makes the notion of an inherited religion all a bit strange to me.

I would consider myself spiritual though, and I'm not against the concept of a higher power, just the notion that a bunch of blokes over 1000 years ago would know what that higher power expects from his people.

I'd like to think that if a God exists, then he wants you to be a good person and treat others as you'd have them treat you.

how do I get more facial hair

Spend 10 minutes a day tensing the muscles in your face to force the hairs outwards.

[MCKMuscle]

I made the thread because it's a Saturday afternoon and I'm bored out of my mind.

I have come to the conclusion that Grug is in possesion of a time machine.

[Fitsie]

I'm in Perth. But you can pretend i'm there. i have doubles in melbourne.

[BreesieBabby]

what's "a grug"? hmmmmm?

[Aussie12]

I've got a question.
I'm a 19 year old public servant earning 30k a year, I did my TEE exams in year 12 but not sure if I want to commit to university.
What would you do in my situation, work on a career or better my education?
Do you think it would be hard to get into the federal police without a tertiary education?

[Grug]

sup man, wow strong jaw. ride tonight???

Would mate, but I'm buggered. Was up at 5.30am this morning for a photoshoot. In no condition to go riding. Do you fancy seeing that "The Wrestler" movie? I was thinking I might go see that tonight.

Please explain your profession. Are you serious?

I'm a freelance "creative", basically I do commercial photography, videography, directing, editing, motion graphics work, journalism and other bits and pieces. I'm self-employed.

Isn't it Sunday afternoon? Or am i trippin?

Nope, you're right, I'm the one who's tripping apparently.

the ever-classy grug, good to c u. what's ur thoughts on the nudes released this week? were u surprised or did u think it was just a matter of time?

To be honest, more than anything I was just disappointed. I've had a couple of chats with her and she seems like pretty cool person, I had the impression she was fairly firmly against the idea of throwing nude photos of herself on the internet (which I think is fairly important measure of common sense) so just sorry to see her fall into that same trap.

[TrippyChip]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, in your opinion, does it make a sound?

[Foxy Ronnie]

did you fap to the pictures?

[lightweightbrah]

Would mate, but I'm buggered. Was up at 5.30am this morning for a photoshoot. In no condition to go riding. Do you fancy seeing that "The Wrestler" movie? I was thinking I might go see that tonight.

yea good point actually.. im a bit hungover from last night (went to the backpackers again hahah it was packed!). i do wanna see the wrestler, but ill prolly skip out on it tonight bro, im ready for bed

[Grug]

I have come to the conclusion that Grug is in possesion of a time machine.

I can neither confirm, nor deny...

I'm in Perth. But you can pretend i'm there. i have doubles in melbourne.

Ah nice, I'm a Sandgroper myself. From Rossmoyne originally.

what's "a grug"? hmmmmm?

I am a grug, and a grug is me. Grug is also a hairy little character in a much-loved Australian picture book series.

I've got a question.
I'm a 19 year old public servant earning 30k a year, I did my TEE exams in year 12 but not sure if I want to commit to university.
What would you do in my situation, work on a career or better my education?
Do you think it would be hard to get into the federal police without a tertiary education?

Well for me personally, the three years I spent at Uni were honestly a complete waste of time. Technically, I didn't learn any skills I hadn't already mastered by the end of year 10 media studies in high school. I should have just gone to film school.

But I do think that for most people, in most fields, a tertiary education is a sensible option for a faster-tracked career. Not that you can't work your way up without a degree, but they do seem to get people further faster. But it honestly depends on the specific job field you're looking at.

[Uh_Oh]

did you fap to the pictures?

I think you're the only loser that faps to pictures.

[Grug]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, in your opinion, does it make a sound?

Yes.

did you fap to the pictures?

No.