Been working at my parents restaurant pretty much since I was born...
1.) We want your money, nothing else
2.) When you come in 30 minutes to closing and we say its alright, it's not.
3.) If you dont tip at least 15%, we remember you, and vise versa
4.) When you complain it's cold, we put it in the microwave
5.) Everytime you complain, we want to bitch back, but we dont
6.) Your 10+ dollar meal takes 60 seconds to make
7.) If you want us to remake your food, we toss it back in the pan, stir for 10 seconds and wait a little bit before we bring it back
8.) Girls flirt to get better tips (do not be fooled)
9.) If you leave your phone number for her, she most likely wont call back
10.) Closing time is the best part of the day
11.) We give cops discounts so they let us off when we get pulled over (I've never gotten a ticket)
12.) We don't like people who are picky
All I can think of off the top of my head...
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Confessions of a grocery store employee.
1. When you ask if we have something in stock and we don't, but you still insist that we go check we have a drink of water and a nice sit down and come out a few minuets later to say we don't have it.
2. After that we say there's a truck comming with it tomorrow even if there isn't.
3. If your a douche to us and then ask where an item is, we point you toward the complete opposite end of the store.
4. Don't pay with hundred dollar bills for a five dollar purchase and take all our change. We remember you.
5. Don't pick up and item, decide you don't want it, and put it back in the wrong spot right in front of us. We remember you.
6. Don't ask me if I'm one of the jewish kids who goes to your jew church and then ask for my number. You will get banned.
(^ yes that actually happened, we called the guy creepy lee and he would ask some of the female employees about their period too)
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You are implying that cops are so cheap and so without moral value - that they will violate the law just to save a few bucks at some restaurant!
You sir, must be lying. I believe that cops are of the highest caliber. There is no way they'd sell out for ANY price, much less the price of anything on your menu!
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I guess our cops are different. We charge them only 5 bucks for our lunch meals (which isnt that much of a discount) but since we're in a small town and our restaurant is RIGHT next to the station they all come over and order.
Plus, my parents are really nice to them
One time I got pulled over for doing 20 over and the guy was like, "where do I know you from?", I said the restaurant and then he was like, "so how is it picking those pea pods (jokingly)", I tell him it releases stress.
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Confessions of a person that often eats in restuarents.
1. I go out to eat, not to hear you ramble and interrupt my dinner on trying to build up your tip. I normally tip poorly when you do this.
2. If i tip poorly, i normally dont go back there for months at the very least. So you remembering me is null and void.
3. if the service is poor, i will not tip. you get what you earned. See you again in 6 months but you probably wont be working there LOL. so you are just SOLLast edited by jack90; 04-13-2009 at 12:10 AM.
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