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02-20-2009, 08:05 AM
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Misc Witch
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My mom saw me naked
So yesterday I was going to get a shower
but waited couple of minutes checking myself in the mirror
mom probably thought no one is there and opened the door
I said wtf mooomm, and then she started to scream and then said
she is sorry she thought no one was there.
well...
That was embaressing at first
but...
I thought she already has seen me naked long time ago
when I was a baby etc
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02-20-2009, 08:06 AM
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Anteater of Mars
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Pics of momma
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02-20-2009, 08:07 AM
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Banned
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You're 19.
Who cares, she used to wipe your *******.
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02-20-2009, 08:08 AM
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nonchalant jakes
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She gave you birth............................shes no stranger to the dong.
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02-20-2009, 08:09 AM
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OG of the high seas
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she wants the dong
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02-20-2009, 08:10 AM
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Did she take one look and say; "Son, I am disappoint."
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02-20-2009, 08:10 AM
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167lbs to 194lbs Jan-Dec
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she wants dong in vag
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02-20-2009, 08:10 AM
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Registered Abuser
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why wouldn't you lock the door?
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02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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PAGE NOT FOUND!
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so how do you feel?
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02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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Registered User
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lol..
SO WHAT??!?
she gave birth to u, fed u, cleaned up ur ****... Do you seeing u naked is a big deal to her even when ur 19?!?
lol'd..
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02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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Banned
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ur 140 why would you check urself out?
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02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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Left AK bishes
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Pics of said mom
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02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J1n
so how do you feel?
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Well I got turned on by the story. Strong incest in here.
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02-20-2009, 08:12 AM
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Hai guise!
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Shoulda let her look and then asked... "You like what you see?"
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02-20-2009, 08:12 AM
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Cutting. Feels bad man.
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Draw it on MSPaint for proofs of said mom.
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02-20-2009, 08:12 AM
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Misc Witch
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Quote:
Originally Posted by A_Hard_Rain
why wouldn't you lock the door?
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because the door's lock is broken
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02-20-2009, 08:13 AM
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She wants dong in butt
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02-20-2009, 08:13 AM
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167lbs to 194lbs Jan-Dec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mfl1992
ur 140 why would you check urself out?
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your 154lbs
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02-20-2009, 08:13 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlasH2244
because the door's lock is broken
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fix it mutha ****a
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02-20-2009, 08:15 AM
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Bαnαnαmana
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That's funny because yesterday I was going to get a shower
but waited couple of minutes checking myself in the mirror
mom probably thought no one is there and opened the door
I said wtf mooomm, and then she started to scream and then said
she is sorry she thought no one was there.
well...
That was embaressing at first
but...
I thought she already has seen me naked long time ago
when I was a baby etc
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02-20-2009, 08:16 AM
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Registered Abuser
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did she lick her lips?
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02-20-2009, 08:20 AM
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M_Schuh's real life BF.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlasH2244
So yesterday I was going to get a shower
but waited couple of minutes checking myself in the mirror
mom probably thought no one is there and opened the door
I said wtf mooomm, and then she started to scream and then said
she is sorry she thought no one was there.
well...
That was embaressing at first
but...
I thought she already has seen me naked long time ago
when I was a baby etc
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Is it bad knowing she thought 'damn his dick still looks the same from when he was 2 weeks old!'
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02-20-2009, 08:21 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mfl1992
ur 140 why would you check urself out?
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this....
/thread
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02-20-2009, 08:24 AM
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Misc Witch
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughty_Roo
Draw it on MSPaint for proofs of said mom.
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========Misc mIsc miSc misC=========
I can't speak english well
be kind to me plz
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Just wait <----
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02-20-2009, 08:25 AM
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Misc Witch
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So I don't know guys
are u serious? she wants my dong???
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========Misc mIsc miSc misC=========
I can't speak english well
be kind to me plz
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Just wait <----
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02-20-2009, 08:25 AM
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... blah
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you were only embarassed because of how little your penis had grown since the last time she saw it...
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02-20-2009, 08:27 AM
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Registered User
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(no homo) lulz
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02-20-2009, 08:29 AM
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ALLAH HU AKBER
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlasH2244
So yesterday I was going to get a shower
but waited couple of minutes checking myself in the mirror
mom probably thought no one is there and opened the door
I said wtf mooomm, and then she started to scream and then said
she is sorry she thought no one was there.
well...
That was embaressing at first
but...
I thought she already has seen me naked long time ago
when I was a baby etc
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FUNNY STUFF NOTHING WORRY SHE IS YOUR MOTHER SO DONT WORRY YOU ALSO FEED HER BREAST ITS A MISTAKE DONT TAKE TENSION
NOW ITS A LESSON FOR YOU NOW CHANGE YOUR DOOR,S LOCK ETC. NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR DAD SAW YOUR BIG CAWK THEN HE WILL SAID
SON ..I M NOT DISAPOINTED
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02-20-2009, 08:30 AM
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ALLAH HU AKBER
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ectotech
(no homo) lulz |
BAHA HAHHHAHAHHAHHHA HHHA
I LOL,D
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02-20-2009, 08:30 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlasH2244
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haha i lulz
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