31 year old virgin the quest continues

**LovesMuscles** · 02-28-2009, 07:30 PM

So tubenoob, how many girls have you gone through already?

**MassiveIntense** · 02-28-2009, 07:39 PM

Mad love & support from NJ (no homo). Keep your head held up high!

**SlappyWhite** · 02-28-2009, 08:37 PM

Do it how the pros do it. Here's how:

I was at a club last night, outside with the smokers. Me and my friend were talking to these two fat chicks cos fat chicks are easy - look through a glass door, and there's this chick who's probably early 30s, mini skirt, the Misc would call her "thick", and blonde. Not bad looking at all - she's dirty dancing all over this one dude - I motioned to him to pull up her dress. She starts flashing her ass at me, and pressing it up against the glass.

One fat chick comes over to have a look, and I motion for the chick behind the glass to get her tits out. She covers her chest and does the shocked laugh. So I grab the fat chicks dress on the chest and pull it down so her tits fall out. She does the shocked laugh. Other girl behind glass laughs, gets one tit out. Bouncer grabs me, I get thrown out.

Fat chick follows a few moments later. I bone her. Not sure if I'm proud or not, because I boned a fat chick.

**Shagrath** · 02-28-2009, 11:06 PM

just **** a prostitute for ****s sake

theres nothing special or sacred about losing your V card

if there truly was everyone would lose it to some special someone who they genuinely liked at some time early in their youth

but that certainly isn't the case is it??

**SlappyWhite** · 02-28-2009, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Shagrath

just **** a prostitute for ****s sake

theres nothing special or sacred about losing your V card

if there truly was everyone would lose it to some special someone who they genuinely liked at some time early in their youth

but that certainly isn't the case is it??

I said to a friend of mine with I was 16 that if I didn't lose the V card by 21 I'd go get a hooker. About three weeks later I scored with this shocker

Nothing wrong with hookers, brah.

**Shagrath** · 03-01-2009, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by SlappyWhite

I said to a friend of mine with I was 16 that if I didn't lose the V card by 21 I'd go get a hooker. About three weeks later I scored with this shocker

Nothing wrong with hookers, brah.

haha I'd rather my first time be with some ridiculously hot escort than some ugly skank bitch

**89FoxBody** · 03-01-2009, 12:01 AM

Best advice to you brah,

Relax.

You think way too much. Don't put that **** on a pedestal. I used to think the same way. I used to think of it as important. I used to worry about mundane **** that doesn't really matter. You worry about how you'll do since you're obviously inexperienced. Truth be told, some girls enjoy the guy being a virgin, though it can be annoying. Point being, if a girl is going to fuk you, you being a virgin isn't going to stop her lol.

You just need to chill. You aren't trying to make a wifey of her...get with a girl, if you like her do it again, if you don't, don't talk to her again. It's simple.

You have a positive attitude though. Daps for trying. Everyone has to crash an burn some time, it's the only way to learn.

**cphustla** · 03-01-2009, 09:09 AM

my dad is the most alpha male i have ever known, he is like 60, he walks into a store says like 5 lines to random chicks and walks out with 10 numbers, seen it happen with my own eyes.

**Dan916** · 03-01-2009, 12:26 PM

If I could offer advice

Do not give in and pork a girl way below your standards just to lose the V card. I highly highly regret doing that, as it wasnt even pleasurable for me. Just save it for at least a decent girl and I think youll be better off for it.

**ZammerZee** · 03-01-2009, 01:31 PM

Strong unawareness in this + Old thread.

The journey is not 'loosing your V card' it is finding out how to loose your V card. Just think, lets say you bang a prostitute, do you think that is honestly going to teach you how to pick up women? No. The only thing that will do is either, give you confidence, or destroy your confidence. Therefore you do not aim for getting lucky (Such as picking up a drunk fat girl) you aim for picking up a woman, building attraction, and then; when you're ready, have sex with her. Otherwise you will ultimately just end up 'getting what ever you can' which is neither progressive or what you want, what you want is the ability to pick up women, and make up for the lack of experience in order to satisfy your future wife;as after all, to be good in the sack, you need practice. However this isn't to say that you should find potential flaws in every women you come across, and use that as an excuse to avoid the fear of being rejected, it is to say that the ultimate aim is not getting laid, but figuring out how to.

So now that you are in the mind frame of crash and burn, don't go for the ugly girls in an attempt to get laid, go for the 8/9/10s. The best way to learn well and quick is to put yourself out of depth, picking up hotter girls i find is actually easier than uglier girls, simply because hot women don't get the same attention; as men are too scared to try their luck, and the uglier women notice when a guy just wants them for sex because guys see them as easier prey.

Also you must remember there is no such thing as 'waiting for the right girl' the right girl comes up more than you think, but her being 'right' doesn't equate to her wanting to have sex or be in love with you, that falls onto you, so you are not waiting for the 'right girl' you are waiting for the right YOU, so no matter how many amazing women you meet, you will never be able to do anything with them unless you have found yourself, and waiting at the coffee shop day after day looking for the right women, is as logical as finding a pot of gold under a rainbow.

Also, when going somewhere with a girl that could potentially lead to sex, you MUST be ready for sex, and if you are not, then i am willing to bet that you will never have sex with that girl. Women are tricky like that, they put out for the first time on their terms, and if you do not make a move on her when she initiates it, she will drop you sooner or later. So if you still feel you are not ready for loosing it, don't put yourself in compromising situations (Like you did with Ariel) keep the dates subtle,sweet and secret. By that i mean avoid the romantic stuff, be nice/sweet act like a gentleman (This shows her you are genuine as you are being yourself in a normal place) and NEVER lay all the cards about yourself on the table, always say 'That reminds me of a thing my friend/X did, but that is another story for another day'.

**LtrzFrnk** · 03-01-2009, 01:39 PM

fck the hole virgin thing.. your 31.. find a girl you can love.

**dunkalicious** · 03-01-2009, 01:41 PM

is OP serious?

**MrLJizzle** · 03-01-2009, 05:18 PM

Put some sand in a bag mix it with water and squeeze it daily.
It will feel like a breast.

**_dopamine_** · 03-01-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by MrLJizzle

Put some sand in a bag mix it with water and squeeze it daily.
It will feel like a breast.

rofl

**stringtheorist** · 03-01-2009, 09:48 PM

good luck OP. i didnt read the whole thread but from your initial post it seems like you have the right mind set and attitude. i'll add a few things that i think helps me with girls.

1. just relax and dont create unnecessary hype. interact with females like you will interact with guys, there is really nothing special or mystical about them. having this in the back of your mind will keep you from appearing too eager or psyching yourself out.

2. dont be too mechanical...dont over do all those PUA or seduction technique BS. those things are good to help you break the ice but dont over use them in your day-to-day interaction with females.

3. try to meet females at bars instead of at clubs. go to decent bar/restaurant sit at the bar get your food and talk about current events, sports, to people around you. in my experience females are more open to interacting with males at a relaxed bar atmosphere than in clubs.

4. just get comfortable talking to people in general...over time you'll figure out the best way to present yourself to random people and you'll learn how to read people. also, your interaction with males around you is just as important with interaction with females. if you are sitting at the bar and you are chatting with the bar tenders, and you have a good conversation going on with other patron the females scoping out the place looking at guys is already thinking about you.

**tubenoob** · 03-03-2009, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by LovesMuscles

So tubenoob, how many girls have you gone through already?

Not sure how to answer this but heres a try. I have not had a GF yet. It has been a year since I began this "quest".

depressed girl (online) did not meet she wanted to.

redhead (beach) she is a friend of my Bro's wife. This would have been a booty call,not a pretty woman haha

Blond I've talked to her a few times,she prob could have been a booty call somewhat attractive but a def skank. Friend of Bro's wife.

Heavy girl "Biscuit" she hung around awhile,dropped some hints that I didn't pick up on at the time. She mostly annoyed me. Nephew tried to hook us up.

Another online contact,chubby somewhat attractive woman I met online,she would have been worth dating,I know now that she wanted to be kissed when we went out but I was oblivious,she later flaked.

2 girls at a club I think if I played my cards better would have went somewhere.

Ariel I screwed this one up,it was as close to a sure thing as you get.

I'm sure I missed a few.

**khergan** · 03-03-2009, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by tubenoob

Not sure how to answer this but heres a try. I have not had a GF yet. It has been a year since I began this "quest".

depressed girl (online) did not meet she wanted to.

redhead (beach) she is a friend of my Bro's wife. This would have been a booty call,not a pretty woman haha

Blond I've talked to her a few times,she prob could have been a booty call somewhat attractive but a def skank. Friend of Bro's wife.

Heavy girl "Biscuit" she hung around awhile,dropped some hints that I didn't pick up on at the time. She mostly annoyed me. Nephew tried to hook us up.

Another online contact,chubby somewhat attractive woman I met online,she would have been worth dating,I know now that she wanted to be kissed when we went out but I was oblivious,she later flaked.

2 girls at a club I think if I played my cards better would have went somewhere.

Ariel I screwed this one up,it was as close to a sure thing as you get.

I'm sure I missed a few.

Dude, you need to just be more assertive and just do ****. I think you're not failing due to lack of opportunity, but not doing the right thing at the right time.

What do you have to lose, anyway? If you feel like it might be time to kiss, her do it. If it's sexy time, put away your inhibitions and do it. You'll be suprised at how far it gets you.

**TheDirtyCat** · 03-03-2009, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Shagrath

at your age the right time was years ago mate

umm no. I haven't met any girls I like yet. I could have had sex but didn't.
I'm not desperate like half the people here. I don't want to just have sex with some ugly fat girl just so I can say I had sex.
When I meet a nice girl I actually like then that is the right time !

**Skinydudegetbig** · 03-03-2009, 01:03 PM

Next time you are in that situation like with Ariel you just need to EAT THAT PUSSY!!! MOTHER****ER.

While ur makin out send that hand right down her panties and rub the **** out of that vagina. Then get down there and figner her / lick her clit. Seriously at that moment only 4 things exist. Your tounge licking the **** out of that clit, and your 2 fingers rubbin the **** out of her g-spot. Guaranteed sex.

**tubenoob** · 03-03-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by khergan

Dude, you need to just be more assertive and just do ****. I think you're not failing due to lack of opportunity, but not doing the right thing at the right time.

What do you have to lose, anyway? If you feel like it might be time to kiss, her do it. If it's sexy time, put away your inhibitions and do it. You'll be suprised at how far it gets you.

I agree and will be more assertive.

**tubenoob** · 03-03-2009, 05:44 PM

I got a call from flake she appologised and invited me for lunch. I accepted. I met her in the restaurant parking lot. She is a big girl much bigger then her pics (30 pounds or so) and she was chubby in her pics! I was greated with a hug. Convo was blah she was hard to talk to and the only thing sexy about her was her voice... I walked her to her car,we hugged she wanted me to call her later that day I said I would.
I am not very interested in her,even as a friend she is too dull but I said I would call and I stick to my word.
I had an idea. I would offer F buddy relationship,if she accepts I lose the v card with little hasle if she thinks I am a crazy perv and declines I don't have to be a dick and say hey I'm not interested in you.
I called,made the offer...offer accepted,day and place set. I said I would call once I got off work. She however did not answer my call (I did leave a message). No good could come of this anyway. This should be concluded...

**khergan** · 03-03-2009, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by tubenoob

I got a call from flake she appologised and invited me for lunch. I accepted. I met her in the restaurant parking lot. She is a big girl much bigger then her pics (30 pounds or so) and she was chubby in her pics! I was greated with a hug. Convo was blah she was hard to talk to and the only thing sexy about her was her voice... I walked her to her car,we hugged she wanted me to call her later that day I said I would.
I am not very interested in her,even as a friend she is too dull but I said I would call and I stick to my word.
I had an idea. I would offer F buddy relationship,if she accepts I lose the v card with little hasle if she thinks I am a crazy perv and declines I don't have to be a dick and say hey I'm not interested in you.
I called,made the offer...offer accepted,day and place set. I said I would call once I got off work. She however did not answer my call (I did leave a message). No good could come of this anyway. This should be concluded...

Let her come to you. She will, especially if she's overweight. Just go and lose it, dude. It doesn't matter if it's a fat chick, you'll see how normal and silly sex really is and feel like a dumbass for making it this huge mythical big deal.

I guarantee that you will gain a ****load of confidence, and who cares if it's a fat chick you're doing for FB? Nobody needs to know about that - she'll get you much needed experience, you'll get your rocks off, it'll be all good. Plus fat girls usually give amazing head.

**MissThing** · 03-04-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by tubenoob

I'm sure nervousness was a factor and wouldn't mind taking my time to get to know someone but in this day and age I'm not sure thats going to happen. Thanks for your surport

I just noticed this reply, even though the thread has progressed a bit

you can take your time when you're with the right person,yes even is this day and age. (I guess that's why they are "the right person", lol!)

Like I mentioned before, I'm 30 with just a little experience. Two weeks I made out with a guy, properly. He knows about my past and where I'm "comign from" so we're not rushing stuff. And no, he's not a prude.. trust... he's making the effort to hold back a little!

**GoutDeMiel** · 03-04-2009, 08:51 AM

whoa whoa whoa wait a minute.

"im trying ahrd not to kiss you" is a line from the pickup artist??

i facking fell for a line from the PICKUP ARTIST????

facepalm

**dt02** · 03-04-2009, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by GoutDeMiel

whoa whoa whoa wait a minute.

"im trying ahrd not to kiss you" is a line from the pickup artist??

i facking fell for a line from the PICKUP ARTIST????

facepalm

haha thats funny...

OP, man youre standards are WAYYYY too high for a 31 yr old virgin. You need to start ****ing and get that confidence and then you can move on with a serious relationship.

**tubenoob** · 03-09-2009, 05:57 AM

So I cheated and hired an escort through craigslist. It was pretty easy,I just searched the adds,called the ones that had phone numbers and met her at a hotel.
I made sure not to ask about specifics I just asked about full service and greek(greek is anal). She asked if I was a cop. Once inside the hotel room I handed her the money and we stripped down...
She put a condom on me and started giving me head,we then went to anal. Even using anal ez it was tough getting it in,I was carefull as possible. Once I was in and stayed in (took a few trys and diff positions) I "popped" as she calls it.
I still had about 45mins and I paid for this time...She turns up the tv and starts watching school of rock. Kinda pissed me off. After a few mins of tv. I tell her to give me head.
I got hard and tried vag in diff positions(yes condom). Condoms rob all the feeling I just couldn't get off,time was running out so I jerked abit got ready to pop and let her finish me off with head(condom still) Even getting near the point by hand it took a longer then I thought for her to get me off, she would start and stop.
Overall I'd have to say jerking off is better then sex with a condom. Anal isn't nasty but this girl was clean shaven,clean no smell.
Hiring a hooker hasn't killed my confidence or boosted it. I don't think I would hire another escort but if I did I would get one that was gfe (girl friend exp). The escort I hired was for the most part **** only. I didn't gain much usefull exp,she didn't say when I did things right or wrong.
I should be pretty safe from std's however I do have a few small cuts on my hands,they where scabbed over. Durring vag intercourse I slipped out a few times so my hands did get wet. I dunno rather to get tested or not.
Now that the v card is gone. I will finish up the online dating I have started:2heavy girls,1older woman,1younger woman. Only 4 so out of these I may meet one in person. I'll go asfar as I can. Then I am taking a break.
Heres a pic of the excort(I snagged it off craigslist,I didn't want to bring a cam or something of value with me). Ariel and a few of the others looked better imo.

**riddlingminion** · 03-09-2009, 07:42 AM

Aight man NEW mission, lose it without paying

**aaalba** · 03-09-2009, 09:51 AM

WTF "the quest continues " ?????
ARE YOU A WOLRD OF WARCRAFT GEEK?

**GoutDeMiel** · 03-09-2009, 11:44 AM

aw c'mon op getting an escort is cheating!

**dmaaack** · 03-09-2009, 11:47 AM

lol.

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