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Originally Posted by lottierose
who else will be spending valentines day at the gym being hardcore and running away from all things sissy and romantic.. lol
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I'll be in the gym, but that's because there's nothing super amazing about this stupid hallmark holiday. Haven't been with someone on V-Day for a while, and when I was I didn't do much for it. This year my woman's away anyway, so I'll be having some wine watching downloaded movies or off to party.
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just wondering...
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