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02-09-2009, 05:12 PM
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What are you supposed to do with your BALLS?
Over the last year or so, my legs have gotten substantially larger.
For the first time in my life, my legs touch (depending on how my feet are pointed) all the way down to the knee. I've always been very thin and have had a lot of room between my thighs.
So my question is, what do you do with your balls? I feel like I'm crushing them half the time and the other half, I'm walking bow legged.
Am I doomed to a life of tighty whities?
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02-09-2009, 05:14 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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juice up
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02-09-2009, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Meeque
juice up
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LOL my favorite reply of the day
but i just push mine out infront of my legs instead of having them sort of in between
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02-09-2009, 05:17 PM
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I have no idea what your talking about since my legs have always touched and I have massive manly balls.
I just display them proudly outside of my jeans/shorts with glowing neon lights and "your the best around" playing loudly from hidden speakers at all times.
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02-09-2009, 05:28 PM
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hates you, probably.
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You don't have balls. Liar.
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02-09-2009, 05:29 PM
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i read it and i thought u were some huge dood, then i looked at your stats.
then i went har har
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02-09-2009, 05:33 PM
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Go ask the folks at bme
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02-09-2009, 05:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by swolegantor
I have no idea what your talking about since my legs have always touched and I have massive manly balls.
I just display them proudly outside of my jeans/shorts with glowing neon lights and "your the best around" playing loudly from hidden speakers at all times.
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Fabulous Karate Kid 2 reference!
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02-09-2009, 05:36 PM
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Cue AC/DC
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02-09-2009, 05:37 PM
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you're 177lbs
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02-09-2009, 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Billster
i read it and i thought u were some huge dood, then i looked at your stats.
then i went har har
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No huge. Just bigger than before.
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02-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PotKettleBlack
You don't have balls. Liar.
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I think thats the Pot calling the Kettle Black.
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02-09-2009, 05:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Billster
i read it and i thought u were some huge dood, then i looked at your stats.
then i went har har
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By the way, whats a dood? Is that how they spell dude in Canada?
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02-09-2009, 05:56 PM
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you're 177lbs
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Yeah but I have an extremely thin bone structure. 30" waist and 7" wrists.
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02-09-2009, 06:19 PM
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dude, if your legs touch all the way down to the knee, you are like the opposite of bowlegged. that's not normal, even for HUGE dudes. and 6'3" and 177 lbs....unless i missed some sarcasm, i'd say...well....i don't know what i'd say. i hope i just missed the sarcasm.
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02-09-2009, 06:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mangiventofly
dude, if your legs touch all the way down to the knee, you are like the opposite of bowlegged. that's not normal, even for HUGE dudes. and 6'3" and 177 lbs....unless i missed some sarcasm, i'd say...well....i don't know what i'd say. i hope i just missed the sarcasm.
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Maybe I was misleading, its more of an ankles touching thing when my thighs touch.
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02-09-2009, 06:37 PM
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Quote:
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Yeah but I have an extremely thin bone structure. 30" waist and 7" wrists.
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dude holy **** im 5'10" and those are my measurments
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02-09-2009, 06:39 PM
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dude holy **** im 5'10" and those are my measurments
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you're the same person!
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02-09-2009, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
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you're the same person!
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lol i laughed in real life
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02-09-2009, 08:18 PM
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Eh? Packing on a little leg muscle is fine. Your balls will find a way. Try squatting in a suit...
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02-09-2009, 08:34 PM
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In all honesty, I had the same problem. What worked for me was the lube up my balls with IcyHot. Not only does it keep your balls from sticking and being smashed, it also helps to clear the sinuses.
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02-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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Hmm.. the only time I give balls a second thought is at tea time .. 
Sorry cann't help ya..
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02-09-2009, 08:46 PM
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Quote:
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In all honesty, I had the same problem. What worked for me was the lube up my balls with IcyHot. Not only does it keep your balls from sticking and being smashed, it also helps to clear the sinuses.
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don't listen to him. my dad made me put icyhot on my balls once and it felt like razors slicing through them for a whole half hour
(no homo, we do funny **** like that all the time)
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02-09-2009, 08:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EinMassengrab.
don't listen to him. my dad made me put icyhot on my balls once and it felt like razors slicing through them for a whole half hour
(no homo, we do funny **** like that all the time)
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this indeed sucks. also never spray deodorant into your a##hole
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02-09-2009, 08:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Poppy83
In all honesty, I had the same problem. What worked for me was the lube up my balls with IcyHot. Not only does it keep your balls from sticking and being smashed, it also helps to clear the sinuses.
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Yeah, I put IcyHot on my nuts when I fap, the cool tingling sensation is epic awesome.
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02-09-2009, 10:06 PM
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How big could your legs possibly be?
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02-09-2009, 10:10 PM
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lolwat.
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02-09-2009, 10:12 PM
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Quote:
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this indeed sucks. also never spray deodorant into your a##hole
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lol
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02-10-2009, 12:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EinMassengrab.
don't listen to him. my dad made me put icyhot on my balls once and it felt like razors slicing through them for a whole half hour
(no homo, we do funny **** like that all the time)
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Also be careful to never jerk it with a conditioner that says anything like "heat activated" Ouch!!
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02-10-2009, 12:26 AM
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Pics of legs. I'm heavier than you and even when I was doing Rippetoes and I was 195 my legs didn't touch down at the knee. My jeans were just uncomfortable.
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