So I carted my roommate around all night and he got smashed. He comes back to our apartment and puts in the 3rd matrix, to which I am now watching.... He is now passed out on the floor waiting for his pizza to finish cooking... the one i took out 15 minutes ago because it was burning...lawl
I am not seeking someones advice on what i should do to him next... i am willing to **** with him... but what should i do!?!?!?
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02-07-2009, 12:00 AM #1
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Roomate Passed out on kitchen floor
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Let burned pizza cool and then place on top of room mate. Lulz will ensue next morning.
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Jump on his back until you break his spine. **** and piss on him. Then start cutting his extremities off. Shove his dick in his mouth - but not before slicing his face off and putting it back on upside down. Then stab him 666 times and post pics.
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