I've caught myself almost saying it a couple times.
I got this black girl I used to work for. Her name is Livetra (pronounced "leh-VEE-tra", like the drug for erectile disfunction). She fired me and said that the reason was because "when I axe you something, you need to do it". I looked up from the termination form and said "I've a feeling you've already AXED me." She just grinned. She totally got it. And I make jokes at a time like that!
The thing I like least about the treadmill is that I can't run from my farts. -- Source unknown
Winners make commitments. Losers make excuses.
Proud Opera Singer, Thread Killer Extraordinare
ProMera Sports Con-Cret and PUMP - completed log on 12/05/14
ProMera Sports Gluta Blast and Amino Tren - completed log on 12/18/14
MyProtein Recovery XS Strawberry Cream - completed log on 10/18/14
SD Pharmaceuticals BCAAs - completed log on 10/09/14
I am from the year 3000, I axed for an axe for x-mas. (yes futurama)
I lift for America, not for aesthetics.
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