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    What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

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    A biitch that didnt listen the first time.

    HIYO!


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    what do you call this thread?



































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    Originally Posted by roccobladr View Post
    what do you call this thread?



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    I call her my girlfriend. Step off brah.
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    the joke as I've heard it:

    "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"

    "Nothing, you've already told her twice."
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    You fail. Its "Nothing, I already told the bitch twice"
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    A women who is a victim of spousal abuse and should seek help
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    i lol'd
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    correct answer: hard learner
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    You ****ed that joke up.

    It's "What do you tell a women with two black eyes?"


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    Nothing, you already told her twice!



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    THEY DON'T ****ING LISTEN!!!
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    kinda funny joke is kinda funny
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    guise that how i remember it, heard it ages ago.

    still all the different answers still provide lulz, exmples:
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    I call her my girlfriend. Step off brah.
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    correct answer: hard learner
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    Originally Posted by Goat_187 View Post
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    u mad?
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    Originally Posted by roccobladr View Post
    u mad?
    nah.


    u fat?
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    Originally Posted by RippedAndReady View Post
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    Brah you make 19 posts a day.... 19!

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    Why are womens feet so small?????











    So they can be close to the oven.



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    There is a clock on the oven.
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