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01-21-2009, 04:04 AM
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Banned
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Write a haiku!
For those unaware, a haiku is a Japanese poem consisting 5 syllables in the first line, followed by 7 in the second and 5 in the third. I'm writing one about my present ailment:
Wax is in my ear
It is really annoying
I hate it a lot
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01-21-2009, 04:07 AM
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17 now brah
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I am on the net
Looking at threads on the misc
JEEP BRAHHHHH!!!!!
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01-21-2009, 04:07 AM
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nah bitch nah!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blinKme431
For those unaware, a haiku is a Japanese poem consisting 5 syllables in the first line, followed by 7 in the second and 5 in the third. I'm writing one about my present ailment:
Wax is in my ear
It is really annoying
I hate it a lot
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q-tip your fkn ears
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01-21-2009, 04:09 AM
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Registered User
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I love sucking pussy
It makes me really happy
I cum all the time.
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01-21-2009, 04:10 AM
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17 now brah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loney
I love sucking pussy
It makes me really happy
I cum all the time.
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Fail: first line is 6 syllables.
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01-21-2009, 04:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Starred
Fail: first line is 6 syllables.
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I love sucking puss
It makes me really happy
I cum all the time.
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01-21-2009, 04:12 AM
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17 now brah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loney
I love sucking puss
It makes me really happy
I cum all the time.
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Ewww. You suck puss??????
Ewwwww.
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01-21-2009, 04:14 AM
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Coffee in my veins.
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"A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid" (Fixed found exact quote)
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Last edited by John-Paul; 01-21-2009 at 04:17 AM.
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01-21-2009, 04:16 AM
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mmc ceo, u mad?
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Put it in the butt
Yeah put it in the butt plz
The butt, put it in
am i doing it rite?
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01-21-2009, 04:18 AM
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17 now brah
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^^^^^
I lold at that post
I found it very funny
hahahahaha
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01-21-2009, 04:20 AM
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Ohio State Buckeye
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Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
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01-21-2009, 04:20 AM
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cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
slapping wetly on your face
I love my grandma
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01-21-2009, 04:24 AM
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M_Schuh's real life BF.
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**** your bitch ass
How dare you make me attempt
Writing a haiku
(no hate)
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01-21-2009, 04:29 AM
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17 now brah
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I fapped all last night
The protein boomed all over
I lost muscle mass 
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01-21-2009, 04:31 AM
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Banned
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Black cock in my mouth
Tickling the back of my throat
Tastes sweet and salty
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01-21-2009, 04:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blinKme431
Black cock in my mouth
Tickling the back of my throat
Tastes sweet and salty
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^
Use the no homo
People will think you are gay
I kinda like it
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01-21-2009, 04:38 AM
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M_Schuh's real life BF.
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Wow, strong homo thread
Respond in haikus i will
Difficult it is.
Last edited by HaRRd LiThIuM; 01-21-2009 at 04:44 AM.
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01-21-2009, 04:55 AM
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17 now brah
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The waves sway by rocks
The water glistens in light
Heat smoothes past the sea
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01-21-2009, 04:58 AM
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The Gangster of Cisco
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lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lulz
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01-21-2009, 04:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AboveAverage
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lulz
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Fail. Each 'lol' is trisyllabic.
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01-21-2009, 05:01 AM
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lol la
lol lol la
esto es gay
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Last edited by Vegetto991; 01-21-2009 at 05:05 AM.
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01-21-2009, 05:03 AM
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underline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StartTheMachine
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
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In before more Fight Club.
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01-21-2009, 05:08 AM
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The sound of the little waterfall
for a while I am surprised
I continue to hear it
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01-21-2009, 05:10 AM
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Green frog,
Is your body also
freshly painted?
Sick and feverish
Glimpse of cherry blossoms
Still shivering.
I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching.
Fallen sick on a journey,
In dreams I run wildly
Over a withered moor.
An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
The first soft snow!
Enough to bend the leaves
Of the jonquil low.
In the cicada's cry
No sign can foretell
How soon it must die.
No one travels
Along this way but I,
This autumn evening.
In all the rains of May
there is one thing not hidden -
the bridge at Seta Bay.
The years first day
thoughts and loneliness;
the autumn dusk is here.
Clouds appear
and bring to men a chance to rest
from looking at the moon.
Harvest moon:
around the pond I wander
and the night is gone.
Poverty's child -
he starts to grind the rice,
and gazes at the moon.
No blossoms and no moon,
and he is drinking sake
all alone!
Won't you come and see
loneliness? Just one leaf
from the kiri tree.
Temple bells die out.
The fragrant blossoms remain.
A perfect evening!
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01-21-2009, 05:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegetto991
lol la
lol lol la
esto es gay
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lol hhh Extra Faill hhh 
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01-21-2009, 05:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ilanus
lol hhh Extra Faill hhh |
i fixed it with the next ones 
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01-21-2009, 01:38 PM
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shapeshifter
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blinKme431
Black cock in my mouth
Tickling the back of my throat
Tastes sweet and salty
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seriously, this is the most homo post ive read in the misc in the last month.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegetto991
Green frog,
Is your body also
freshly painted?
I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching.
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these are good. are these yours?
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01-21-2009, 01:41 PM
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I hate you fatty
Please go be fat somewhere else
Go and have a stroke
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01-21-2009, 01:42 PM
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my balls are itchy
I really want to scratch them
maybe ill just fap
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01-21-2009, 01:46 PM
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Pratar du svenska?
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i love hot young girls
i love when they get naked
fuk you chris hansen
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