Seriously though... you know how those kids that are retarded but grow up and can still drive a car and stuff... there was a guy I had at my bar that was like that. He did the cleaning for me... I paid him $8 an hour. I'm sure he had that retarded strength. I think with Jack Swagger's lisp and all he's probably a borderline retarded person and has superhuman strength or something to lead him to the ECW title.
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01-15-2009, 02:58 AM #1
Does Jack Swagger have that 'retarded' strength?
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01-15-2009, 03:39 AM #2
The way Swagger moves indicates that he suffers from no retardation whatsoever except perhaps Dyslexia (possibly, completely unconfirmed).
Bench: 572lbs (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrAfn0TfkY&feature=youtu.be)
Squat: 924lbs (https://youtu.be/hnvJ0SdCYKw)
Deadlift: 924lbs (https://youtu.be/KDS6TQ_--eM)
Bent Over Row: 485lbs (https://youtu.be/dc-t9k3f208)
Over Head Press: 405lbs (https://youtu.be/h3o4jOBa8IM)
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01-15-2009, 04:42 AM #3
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lmfao
I cracked up irl when I read the thread title
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01-15-2009, 05:04 AM #4
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01-15-2009, 06:57 AM #5
Just saw their match, and I do think so too. His arms are too long and he was able to rip away the turnbuckle with one hands!
Remember Sloth from Goonies? Same type.
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01-15-2009, 07:50 AM #6
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01-15-2009, 08:09 AM #7
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01-15-2009, 08:56 AM #8
Awhile back someone started a thread asking where they see Swagger going in the future, and the first reply was, "wished well for failing a wellness test"
Besides being very funny, almost as funny as this thread, that answer could possbily come true soon, the guy is a monster
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01-15-2009, 09:27 AM #9
Young guy with no muscle but great personality is what the WWE needs.....someone who looks different then everyone else..............
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