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    Does Jack Swagger have that 'retarded' strength?

    Seriously though... you know how those kids that are retarded but grow up and can still drive a car and stuff... there was a guy I had at my bar that was like that. He did the cleaning for me... I paid him $8 an hour. I'm sure he had that retarded strength. I think with Jack Swagger's lisp and all he's probably a borderline retarded person and has superhuman strength or something to lead him to the ECW title.

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    The way Swagger moves indicates that he suffers from no retardation whatsoever except perhaps Dyslexia (possibly, completely unconfirmed).
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    lmfao

    I cracked up irl when I read the thread title

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    I had a pretty good lulz session as well.

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    Just saw their match, and I do think so too. His arms are too long and he was able to rip away the turnbuckle with one hands!

    Remember Sloth from Goonies? Same type.

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    Originally Posted by ChristmasFnatic View Post
    Just saw their match, and I do think so too. His arms are too long and he was able to rip away the turnbuckle with one hands!
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    My wife pointed that out the other day about his abnormally long arms.

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    Originally Posted by Big Fan69 View Post
    Seriously though... you know how those kids that are retarded but grow up and can still drive a car and stuff... there was a guy I had at my bar that was like that. He did the cleaning for me... I paid him $8 an hour. I'm sure he had that retarded strength. I think with Jack Swagger's lisp and all he's probably a borderline retarded person and has superhuman strength or something to lead him to the ECW title.
    He has something....Not sure what but something............

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    Awhile back someone started a thread asking where they see Swagger going in the future, and the first reply was, "wished well for failing a wellness test"

    Besides being very funny, almost as funny as this thread, that answer could possbily come true soon, the guy is a monster

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    Young guy with no muscle but great personality is what the WWE needs.....someone who looks different then everyone else..............

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