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    How do girls get their butts so clean? (Serious)

    are they using some special kind of toilet paper?
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    simple

    they dont poop
    Excuse me, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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    lolz
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    (most) girls don't have assloads of hair on their ass (no pun).

    Easier to wipe sloppy **** completely off your skin rather than a forest of hair.
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    Originally Posted by captainhorseboy View Post
    simple

    they dont poop
    lollllll!! yes, that's what I like to think.
    Canadian Eh?
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    Originally Posted by Apocalyptic View Post
    (most) girls don't have assloads of hair on their ass (no pun).

    Easier to wipe sloppy **** completely off your skin rather than a forest of hair.
    I have zero hair anywhere on my ass. I think I'd puke if I had to **** through a ton of pubes every day. **** would come out like those old playdough toys we had as kids.
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    All the girls ive banged, ive pulled apart their ass cheeks to inspect their butthole and they all look so clean like poop has never come out of it.
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    I recently started using it on my ass and now I smell like a woman. I'd eat my own ass if I could.
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    In Canada, the chicks usually use shower's.....

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    very true, i wonder if they get **** stains on their thongs...


    jus sayin
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    they wipe with shamwow
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    Originally Posted by RU_Star View Post
    All the girls ive banged, ive pulled apart their ass cheeks to inspect their butthole and they all look so clean like poop has never come out of it.
    That's because poop never DOES come out of it.

    Guys, it is a simple, undeniable scientific fact: pretty girls do not poop.

    If they should ever poop, it has been said before: no hair, better hygiene means a generally cleaner ass.
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    shave it and then bleach it
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    Originally Posted by captainhorseboy View Post
    simple

    they dont poop
    words, you took them out of my mouth
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    Originally Posted by gunotman View Post
    they wipe with shamwow
    LOL damn beat me to it!
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    Originally Posted by Apocalyptic View Post
    (most) girls don't have assloads of hair on their ass (no pun).

    Easier to wipe sloppy **** completely off your skin rather than a forest of hair.
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    Originally Posted by Apocalyptic View Post
    (most) girls don't have assloads of hair on their ass (no pun).

    Easier to wipe sloppy **** completely off your skin rather than a forest of hair.
    x2

    dingleberries FTL
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    Also, never shave your ass.

    I never tried it but inb4 copypasta horror story of ass shaving.
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    Originally Posted by injured44 View Post
    x2

    dingleberries FTL
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    willnots

    as defined in urban dictioary:

    a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

    "Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today"
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