http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2201048AAZtuU0I have an embarrassing question. I masturbated earlier today and accidentally got some on my clothes. I went and took a shower, and then when I got out and went to wash my clothes, they were gone. My dad had apparently already put them in. I'm worried that because he touched the clothes, there could be some stuff on his hands. I'm really worried. It makes me uncomfortable because I'm worried that someone could get pregnant from this if it were to like spread?
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01-02-2009, 08:23 PM #1Registered Goomba
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LMFAO! At Yahoo Answers
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01-02-2009, 08:24 PM #2Registered Goomba
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Lol, the answers are even better.
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01-02-2009, 08:24 PM #3Bears NFC North Champs
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I worry about this daily. Nothing worse than getting your own dad pregnant.
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01-02-2009, 08:25 PM #4Banned
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don't worry about it man, you're mom won't get pregnant. If you wanted a quick answer u could have just asked the question directly.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
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01-02-2009, 08:26 PM #7lolololololololololololol
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Serious answers are serious.
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01-02-2009, 08:26 PM #8Not Banned
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You guys have seen "the how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?" question, right?
Miscernary, tardnaut.
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01-02-2009, 08:28 PM #9Registered Goomba
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2201430AAJKkCLI'm a straight male university student and I was hanging out with another straight male classmate and good friend of mine at his place just talking and having a beer. We got to talking about massages and he mentioned how an ex-girlfriend of his used to give the best foot rubs. He asked if I ever had one, and I said no. We were sitting on the carpet and he told me that he would show me. I laughed at first and was reluctant, but I finally let him rub my feet through my socks for around five or six minutes. I'll admit that it felt relaxing and we kept on speaking about everyday things while he did it. But I can't help but find this a bit strange, even after the fact. Any opinions from guys out there? How would you react?
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01-02-2009, 08:30 PM #10OG of Steez
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u lurking on the gay section or soemthing?
nothing against ya if you are but ya know★cVc★
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01-02-2009, 08:31 PM #11unaware
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you might get thrown out of a window thoughOriginally Posted by gmenfan40
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01-02-2009, 08:33 PM #12Registered Goomba
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nah brah, i was doing a google search and on like the 3rd or 4th page i saw somewhat what it said so i clicked it because it sounded funny.Originally Posted by MaqAtaq
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Go look at the answer I just posted.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
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01-02-2009, 08:35 PM #14Dramamine
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LMFAO! I just ****ing love people! People are so ****ing awesome!
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Okay I have looked all over the internet for various ab workouts, but none seem to have the intensity that I'm looking for. I don't have any free weights, but I do have a balance ball, chin up bar, rubber band, and a Bowflex. My body isn't in horrible shape but I don't have a six pack. I think I need some cardio too. Can someone please help me or direct to where I can find some help?
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01-02-2009, 08:38 PM #16I eat innocent meat
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lol'ing at the responses
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LMAOOOO.Originally Posted by CementPizza
You and the 2 posts after were ****in hilarious.
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holy **** lol'dOriginally Posted by Nitric Oxide
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01-02-2009, 08:41 PM #20By Kingdom Come
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Lol this one's priceless: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2201116AATBNop
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01-02-2009, 08:42 PM #22Registered User
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No worries dude, Sperm needs to enter a Woman's virginal area in order to make a baby. So unless your dad is secretly a woman and rubbed your clothes all over his crotch, your fine.
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01-02-2009, 08:43 PM #23yeah I squat it out
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Now the world is gone I'm just one, oh god help me, hold my breath as I wish for death, oh please god help me!
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01-02-2009, 08:47 PM #24I eat innocent meat
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2010315AAXw67oMy jar of semen is almost full?
ive been storing my semen in it on lots of occasions for a few years now ,, i was wondering, if i tried to drink it would it be safe.... i dont want to sound like a weirdo or anythin but ive always been curious wat it would b like drinkin a glass of semen.
any flavours or nethin to add too in case the taste isnt favourable?
thx
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01-02-2009, 08:49 PM #25Registered Goomba
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Originally Posted by mizcandula
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i cant keep ti refrigerated coz mum will find out, i been keepin it hidden under my bed with my jars of urineTRUMP 2024
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01-02-2009, 08:49 PM #26Registered User
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aahahah I LOVE Men's Health on Yahoo! Answers
literally 95% of the questions are hilarious
for example I just went there and the most recent one was http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2204511AA4ijAM
Foreskin not covering helmet,?
Well, I've been having this problem for a couple of years now, And it has been really irritating me for a while,
Basically, The foreskin of my penis genitals, doesn't cover over the top of my helmet, Im wondering if it should because most of the time it doesn't bother me but quite a few times it rubs against my underwear and cause extreme pain, I have looked around about this on things such as Wikipedia and was wondering if you could share your knowledge. Oh and for the record im a 15 year old.
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01-02-2009, 08:51 PM #27Registered User
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lol
some body should make a parody answer response as if they are the other person being mentioned in the question
scare the piss out of the asker
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01-02-2009, 08:52 PM #28Registered Goomba
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2204403AAdX2S9Mutual masturbation & soggy biscuit?
Just curious.. My best friend have tried masturbating in front of a group of his guys classmates, and he said it was the best feeling in the world, because he gets to see other guys' packages.. and of course, they were comparable to his!
I was thinking of trying that too, but wonder whether it would be embarassing, becos' I have seen his like a few weeks back whilst we were in the gym lockers together, and he is quite big for his age..
He added that there was some game which he played.. its called soggy biscuit.. sounds fun.. but quite disgusting. Anyone tried it before?
Mind sharing your experiences on the above 2 questions? Thanks.
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01-02-2009, 08:53 PM #29Registered User
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Here is my response to the semen in the jar guy
Sugar add sugar your mom always sprinkles sugar all over her face after we are done.
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01-02-2009, 08:53 PM #30Full reset brah
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Cement Pizza wins:
Please don't listen to the majority of these replies. They are wrong.
Your sperm will return to motility (movement) when it gets into the wash.
I hope you don't have sisters or a mother who clothes may be in that load. They would run a VERY HIGH risk of impregnation if they had panties in that load with your clothes... or even a load several days later.
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