I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such ****. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happend.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..
My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air!
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01-01-2009, 10:40 AM #1Registered User
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I hit my girlfriend today and broke her nose. Help me!
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01-01-2009, 10:40 AM #2Gettn Joocy
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Bel air is bel air this is old story brah
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01-01-2009, 10:40 AM #3Ready For Whatever
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old.
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01-01-2009, 10:41 AM #4Registered User
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***s stfu
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01-01-2009, 10:41 AM #5lolololololololololololol
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indeedOriginally Posted by RipThaJacker
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01-01-2009, 10:41 AM #6Registered User
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fuk.
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01-01-2009, 10:41 AM #7Registered User
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damn it you got me
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01-01-2009, 10:41 AM #8Registered User
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negging everyone who says old
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01-01-2009, 10:42 AM #9Banned
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CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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01-01-2009, 10:42 AM #10Registered User
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old old old old old
"Littering and, littering and, littering and... smokin' the reefer"
Here for the lulz not intranetz reputation.
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01-01-2009, 10:42 AM #11500 Internal Server Error
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strong repOriginally Posted by getbigin28days
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01-01-2009, 10:43 AM #12Registered User
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weak replyOriginally Posted by itzatol
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01-01-2009, 10:43 AM #13Banned
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negged for wasting my time
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01-01-2009, 10:44 AM #14Registered User
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you dont have anything better to do anywaysOriginally Posted by korouei
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01-01-2009, 10:44 AM #15~PizzaBrah
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Pic's or it didn’t happen...
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01-01-2009, 10:44 AM #16
write your own fukking bel-airs you lazy kunt bastard!!!
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01-01-2009, 10:45 AM #17Registered User
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no.Originally Posted by blancmange
keep the negs coming, neggers (u see what i did there)
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01-01-2009, 10:45 AM #18Registered User
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getinneggedin28ways
"Littering and, littering and, littering and... smokin' the reefer"
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01-01-2009, 10:46 AM #19
lulz @ cho choo
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01-01-2009, 10:46 AM #20отличнo!
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THISOriginally Posted by Slated
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01-01-2009, 10:46 AM #21Registered User
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newsflash, no one reads ****ty quotes in signaturesOriginally Posted by Maestro
THIS
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01-01-2009, 10:47 AM #22
GODDAMIT IMA WRITE IN BOLD AS I WASTED TIME IN THIS HERE THREAD
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01-01-2009, 10:47 AM #23TEAM HEATH!
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repostttttt
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01-01-2009, 10:47 AM #24
tell her u sorry.. be like... O HAI DER, SORRY
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01-01-2009, 10:48 AM #25Yeah..
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Originally Posted by getbigin28days
Newsflash, you just got negged.Always 4.
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01-01-2009, 10:48 AM #26Powerlifter
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i only saw that story on 4chan twice yesterday...
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ZHOSTKA!!!
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01-01-2009, 10:48 AM #27You'll Never Walk Alone
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incorrectOriginally Posted by getbigin28days
he could go pose with sockman, piss in the fountain outside the su or do the naked 400
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newsflash, You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.Originally Posted by SackofBones
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01-01-2009, 10:51 AM #29Ready For Whatever
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please spare me of your mighty neg power.Originally Posted by getbigin28days
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I smelled that bel air the second I gazed upon the first line... Dawg
The gym is a great place to socialize... just not with me. I have **** to lift
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